1. 04-19-17 04:44 PM #1
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    What do you do if you have the flu???

    ?????
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  2. 04-19-17 04:50 PM #2
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    Drink the fucki'n medicine.
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  3. 04-19-17 04:51 PM #3
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    You stay hydrated and put up 38 points and take game 5.
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  4. 04-19-17 05:21 PM #4
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    rest
    drink
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  5. 04-19-17 05:23 PM #5
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    Flu lasts roughly 7 days if you do not take medicine. If you do take medicine it should last about a week.

    BOL
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  6. 04-19-17 05:40 PM #6
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    is it contagious over the `net?god damn it, I should not have opened this thread

    if you have the power to post, you can eat your lovely wife/girlfriend

    at least one of you will be happy

    we hope that you feel better tomorrow

    Last edited by PittsburghPlayer; 04-19-17 at 05:44 PM. Reason: I was wrong, I have heard of him !!
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  7. 04-19-17 05:47 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by PittsburghPlayer View Post
    is it contagious over the `net?god damn it, I should not have opened this thread

    if you have the power to post, you can eat your lovely wife/girlfriend

    at least one of you will be happy

    we hope that you feel better tomorrow

    A "never phukin heard of ya pal" gone wrong? It happens...

    BOL
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  8. 04-19-17 05:49 PM #8
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    Drink lots of water, I mean a lot. Also, down a few bottles of Gatoraide every 6 hours. Thera flu works good for the body aches, and tske nigbtime cough medicine to help you sleep. Other thsn that, it has to run its course. Wash your hands often to avoid future viruses.
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  9. 04-19-17 05:53 PM #9
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    there is no cure or treatment for the flu. it can take 10-14 days for the virus to leave your body. there are some otc medicines that can help alleviate symptons by about 10%. those alka seltzer tablets that dissolve are strongly recommended. you will not feel like eating when it's at it's worst stage (2nd or 3rd day) and after that you won't want to each very much. it is not just a bad cold, it is a virus with most of bad cold symptons, but it won't go away as fast. next year get a flu shot. this years batch was allegedly tainted and uneffective.
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  10. 04-19-17 06:02 PM #10
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    Sweat lodge
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  11. 04-19-17 06:07 PM #11
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    sambucol. u get it at walgreens and each dose provides 8 hours of livable relief
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  12. 04-19-17 06:11 PM #12
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    Sac, jackoff after 3-4 sessions you will be back to normal
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  13. 04-19-17 06:15 PM #13
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    kiss your ass good bye for a week....
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  14. 04-19-17 06:29 PM #14
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    the few things that worked for semi relief taken off shelves long ago, i wouldnt even waste time or $$$ with the crap they sell now

    try hot lemonade maybe
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  15. 04-19-17 07:20 PM #15
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    Hang in there pal
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  16. 04-19-17 07:23 PM #16
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    Two gallons of water a day and keep taking three teamers til you hit one
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  17. 04-19-17 07:27 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mackballs View Post
    Two gallons of water a day and keep taking three teamers til you hit one
    Won't work. Jerkoff 1 once a day will get rid of the flu.
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  18. 04-19-17 07:33 PM #18
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    Bang hookers and pound beers.

    Lots of beers, you need the fluids.
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  19. 04-19-17 07:35 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by b1slickguy View Post
    You stay hydrated and put up 38 points and take game 5.
    Yet get told a guy who cried his way of the court is better than you lol.
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  20. 04-19-17 07:40 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Won't work. Jerkoff 1 once a day will get rid of the flu.
    But will jerking off once a day prevent the flu?
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  21. 04-19-17 07:40 PM #21
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    Id be making out a will if I were you.
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  22. 04-19-17 07:53 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by lakerboy View Post
    Yet get told a guy who cried his way of the court is better than you lol.
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  23. 04-19-17 07:54 PM #23
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    Pray.
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  24. 04-19-17 07:55 PM #24
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    rest, liquids, soup and pot tea and your good real soon
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  25. 04-20-17 01:26 AM #25
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    Jesus lots of good information here.

    Thinking of jerking off a few times a day should get rid of the virus that is in my system lol.

    Taking Buckleys twice a day.
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  26. 04-20-17 02:20 AM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Hang in there pal
    damn, that is a little extreme for the flu
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  27. 04-20-17 03:56 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    A "never phukin heard of ya pal" gone wrong? It happens...BOL
    appreciate when a man does not kick another man in the balls for a mistake
    especially a small one

    thx
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  28. 04-20-17 04:16 AM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by PittsburghPlayer View Post
    appreciate when a man does not kick another man in the balls for a mistake
    especially a small one

    thx
    I have medium size balls
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  29. 04-20-17 04:22 AM #29
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    Yeah...The flu shot was totally useless and the bout with the flu
    was extreme.
    Rest, liquids, rest, liquids, Jewish penicillin, rest, liquids and loving attention from
    your head nurse.
    If you're overheating with a fever go to Urgent Care asap.
    It's a bitch, so ride it out and don't make any LARGE WAGERS.
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  30. 04-20-17 04:37 AM #30
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    Sweat it out by jacking off
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  31. 04-20-17 07:20 AM #31
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    Eat lost a fresh fruits and vegetables. Rest and drink water. Don't eat any added sugar or white bread (pasta, ect.) it destroys your immune system.
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    Had the worst flu symptoms in my life so far about a month ago. Don't know what happened... once you feel wheezing in your lungs. Goodnight. Goodbye.

    I'm still coughing up sh#$ ever so often...

    I blame Obama.
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  33. 04-20-17 09:24 AM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Sweat it out by jacking off
    Toniest, how much do you sweat while jacking off?
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  34. 04-20-17 10:09 AM #34
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    It's not so much the jerking Dagles.
    The belt around his neck causes most of the sweating.
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  35. 04-20-17 11:01 AM #35
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    Tony, be careful with that!!!
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