1. 04-07-17 10:38 AM #1
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    WWIII officially starts later today... russian war ship about to attack us destroyers

    well, fuk the bag limits and don't worry about your credit card debts......


    this shit is on!!!!!


    http://www.foxnews.com/world/2017/04...irstrikes.html


    Russian warship steams toward US destroyers that launched Syria strikes

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  2. 04-07-17 10:39 AM #2
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    Sammy is old... have lived a full life

    may God have mercy on our souls
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  3. 04-07-17 10:40 AM #3
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    RR...check in bro.
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  4. 04-07-17 10:44 AM #4
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    i've got chimp and some holdover ho from my party last night feverishly diggin' a 1950's style nuclear bomb shelter near the back wall of the DonkLand Compound.....

    I may go kill some Russian babes that work at the Russian mob-owned titty bar Splendor later this afternoon, before the official bombing starts.....
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  5. 04-07-17 10:45 AM #5
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    business as usual fellas

    My Kremlin line is open and accepting international calls, if anyone needs a virtual hug or shoulder to cry on.
    Also, if you provide me with your zipcode, I can fax you a map of safe zones in your neighborhood.
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  6. 04-07-17 10:47 AM #6
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    RR

    let's NOT let this come between us
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  7. 04-07-17 10:49 AM #7
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    So no more SBR bashes?
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  8. 04-07-17 10:52 AM #8
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    this place is about to get raided, and for each american that dies today, one russian hooker/mobster/dancer will pay the ultimate price:



    recent russian ho who was pinched in a prostitution raid out of Splendor (she may also get sexually assaulted before I off her):




    and I'll make this one's face look even more distorted if any US Navy personell die today:





    this one I will subject to DonkLand Enhanced Interrogation Measures.....

    (waterboarding is not one of them, but no lube anal is at the top of the list):

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  9. 04-07-17 10:57 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    RR

    let's NOT let this come between us
    It never will Sammy
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  10. 04-07-17 10:59 AM #10
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    in progress....
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  11. 04-07-17 11:04 AM #11
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    I hope this is true and that shit hits the fan.
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  12. 04-07-17 11:13 AM #12
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    pullin' into Splendor now.... gonna hit the free buffet, get a few table dances and some stoli shots, and wait to carry out my plan if hostilities escalate between Russia and the US
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  13. 04-07-17 11:15 AM #13
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    lol russia would never attack USA, absolutely nothing to worry about.
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  14. 04-07-17 11:18 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by brooks85 View Post
    lol russia would never attack USA, absolutely nothing to worry about.
    dammit.... stop killin' my buzz before I actually even catch it.....

    I so want to employ DonkLand Enhanced Interrogation Techniques to this hottie I'm about to drop a twenty on for table dance.......
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  15. 04-07-17 11:22 AM #15
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  16. 04-07-17 11:23 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by PittsburghPlayer View Post
    I hope this is true and that shit hits the fan.
    You would, since no one likes you. It'd be an easy way out for you.
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  17. 04-07-17 11:30 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    You would, since no one likes you. It'd be an easy way out for you.
    Hello Sociopath 173. Can we keep the hate to threads that either you or I start, and not clutter the entire forum, plz, ya kunt?
    Thx
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  18. 04-07-17 11:31 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    You would, since no one likes you. It'd be an easy way out for you.
    stop this bullshit right now.... this thread is going to go one of two ways..... and you and pitt player carrying your ongoing battle is not one of them....

    it's either going to be a blow-by-blow (literally) account of my taking over a Russian owned/operated strip club as part of a war with Russia,

    or

    it's going to be a sexy, sleazy account of several Russian babes and one US citizen celebrating that WWIII didn't break out over this stupid syrian incident.....
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  19. 04-07-17 11:33 AM #19
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    He's stupid though "automan"
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  20. 04-07-17 12:01 PM #20
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    no excuses.... either bring a russian babe to this party or exit the damn thread.....

    Opti??? where are you??? you once infracted me for carrying a long-standing problem with waves into some idiot's random thread.....

    step up here if either combatant attacks the other here again..... I want to see only russian babes in this thread, and not a bunch of inane poster in-fighting.....
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  21. 04-07-17 12:47 PM #21
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  22. 04-07-17 01:03 PM #22
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  23. 04-07-17 01:06 PM #23
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    ACE hooker alert
    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    this place is about to get raided, and for each american that dies today, one russian hooker/mobster/dancer will pay the ultimate price:



    recent russian ho who was pinched in a prostitution raid out of Splendor (she may also get sexually assaulted before I off her):




    and I'll make this one's face look even more distorted if any US Navy personell die today:





    this one I will subject to DonkLand Enhanced Interrogation Measures.....

    (waterboarding is not one of them, but no lube anal is at the top of the list):

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  24. 04-07-17 01:54 PM #24
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    Go get 'em Donk!!!

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  27. 04-07-17 03:43 PM #27
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    Obama dropped 12,000 bombs and missiles in Syria last year and Russia didn't so anything.
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  28. 04-07-17 03:58 PM #28
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    I'm with ya Donker! Let me stop by the gas station to get ammo for my leeetle friend. Shoot them ruski's good!
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  29. 04-07-17 04:36 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by rkelly110 View Post
    I'm with ya Donker! Let me stop by the gas station to get ammo for my leeetle friend. Shoot them ruski's good!
    If you're talking about those little Yellow Jacket pills and firing away at Ruskies like Olga Kurylenko here, then by all means...






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  30. 04-07-17 05:14 PM #30
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    Nominated.
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  31. 04-07-17 05:20 PM #31
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  32. 04-07-17 05:21 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    Obama dropped 12,000 bombs and missiles in Syria last year and Russia didn't so anything.
    difference is they were dropping them on terrorist phuckheads and this time it was Assads regime who Russia is boys with
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  33. 04-07-17 06:39 PM #33
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    Not gonna happen just yet, but if it hits the fan, you better be taking iodine, or take a crash course on NBC.
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  34. 04-07-17 09:29 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Also, if you provide me with your zipcode, I can fax you a map of safe zones in your neighborhood.
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