1. 04-06-17 06:37 PM #1
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    Girl found living among the monkeys

    Awesome...
    https://www.yahoo.com/news/girl-found-living-monkeys-indian-forest-151652308.html
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  2. 04-06-17 06:52 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Itsamazing777 View Post
    Awesome...
    https://www.yahoo.com/news/girl-foun...151652308.html
    https://www.yahoo.com/news/girl-foun...151652308.html
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  3. 04-06-17 07:08 PM #3
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    Heard about that. Crazy
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  4. 04-06-17 07:10 PM #4
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    Wow!
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  5. 04-06-17 08:47 PM #5
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    Why didn't they just let the monkeys keep her? She seemed to be doing just fine.
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  6. 04-06-17 08:54 PM #6
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    time for PETA to step in to protest the effects of ripping that girl from those loving monkeys

    poor monkeys

    heart broken

    sad
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  7. 04-06-17 09:00 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by slambam View Post
    Why didn't they just let the monkeys keep her? She seemed to be doing just fine.
    The monkeys obviously took care of her better than her parents who threw her away.

    Now, she gets to go to an Indian orphanage. Great... She'd be better off with the monkeys who were clearly upset that she was snatched from their clan.
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  8. 04-06-17 09:02 PM #8
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    wow monkeys actually accepted her and fought the people trying to save her
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  9. 04-06-17 09:07 PM #9
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    unreal......
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  10. 04-06-17 09:11 PM #10
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    Fake News...
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  11. 04-06-17 09:30 PM #11
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    i wonder where she was in the pecking order because if it was small monkies you would think she could challenge the leader and beat him up and become boss monkey
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  12. 04-06-17 09:37 PM #12
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    bunch of monkeys fukkin a football in PT
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  13. 04-06-17 09:48 PM #13
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    How do you throw a little girl into jungle? What a heartless parents!
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  14. 04-06-17 10:57 PM #14
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    Retsrded
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  15. 04-06-17 11:02 PM #15
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    There you have it folks. Our ancestors were apes fuk me
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  16. 04-06-17 11:07 PM #16
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    Similar situation in Romania...
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...-the-wild.html
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  17. 04-07-17 12:02 AM #17
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    Maybe the monkeys birthed her? maybe this is how humans started.
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  18. 04-07-17 02:19 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by MiDNiTe View Post
    i wonder where she was in the pecking order because if it was small monkies you would think she could challenge the leader and beat him up and become boss monkey
    no.
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  19. 04-07-17 02:42 AM #19
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    They're just gonna rip her from her fam like that? She looked like she was doing just fine. Poor monkeys lost a loved one speeding away in a car. They gotta be wondering what the hell happened, and depressed.
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  20. 04-07-17 02:47 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by ace7550 View Post
    Similar situation in Romania...
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...-the-wild.html
    Damn. This one is fcked, and monkeys are way better caretakers. He was eating a dog. Monkeys probably gave the girl some nice fruits, and vegetables. Not a dead monkey.
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  21. 04-07-17 07:37 AM #21
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    gummo obviously we dont know what monkey rules are compared to a one on one but with the right monkey mentor she would have a chance vs the leader, say a older monkey who used to be leader but lost to a young stronger monkey, could be like the karate kid but monkey kid version. I would take the underdog girl at +money since i think its those small monkies in india
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  22. 04-07-17 07:44 AM #22
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    I thought this was going to be a Williams sisters joke
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  23. 04-07-17 08:50 AM #23
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    The girl needed to be saved. The monkey's were grooming her for the notorious monkey-human sex trade and would have starting pimping her out to other monkey clans in no time.
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  24. 04-07-17 08:51 AM #24
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    no big deal...

    jjgold can be found in the company of roosters all the time
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  25. 04-07-17 03:27 PM #25
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    Were the monkeys also giving her a haircut?

    I'd like to believe this story is possible but uhh no.
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  26. 04-07-17 06:45 PM #26
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    By the headline i thought this was gonna be a South Chicago story.
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  27. 04-08-17 01:12 AM #27
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    There was another girl found in Russia years ago that was raised by a pack of dogs. Same kind of story, she moved around on all limbs and barked like a dog even.. Couldn't speak and took forever to get normal because she was older..

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxana_Malaya

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