[stevek173]

Nah I don't let them put them in my mouth.

Had one girl tie me up to a chandelier, I was too drunk to stand so the chandelier started coming out of the ceiling, it was huge and the ceiling was very high

I thought I was going to die from it falling on my head so I panicked and she untied me

She was in drunk dom mode so it really made her angry, got spanked and whipped hard for that

[Auto Donk]

i'm callin' b.s. on the "never let them put them in your mouth"..... for two reasons.....

1. give a dom girl a strapon, she's gonna make u suck that dick and take it up the ass.... and

2. you know you love suckin' that dick, you roosterlicker!

[stevek173]

Nope, disgusting.

Donker I posted in other thread about me fighting someone at the next bash.

You can pick my opponent.

[Auto Donk]

Some wanted to know about my 3 wives, not much to say but here is a brief summary.

Wife 1: Met her when I was 16 after I got thrown out of school for running football tickets business, she was nice, Italian and smart. We dated for 2 years and at 18 got married. She liked the big shot image I had, the minks I wore, the rolls of money I always had and my lovemaking was excellent back then. I could last like 10 minutes. Well of course it went bad due to my cheating with women from the Jazz club I hung in, it was strange girls back them loved guys with minks so I banged everything. We got divorced and went our own ways.

Wife 2: This was an arranged marriage because she was Indian, she had a crush on me for years when I use to walk by her pad and her family liked me. I was more of a nice guy type with her because she was quiet and conservative. I guess she begged her parents to arrange a marriage even though I was not Indian and I think they thought I was rich so they gave into her. It was a big wedding but most people there were Indian as we did it her families way. She was a nice girl too and in college. She was pretty also. So she moved into my pad and it was ok for a while, the lovemaking was not that good because they really only have sex to have kids and I did not want any. She would give me hand jobs every night while I watched porn so I could get off. I think she hated this but wanted to please me. Well I went broke with her and she sold her car and jewerly so I could pay of the sharks and books ( I did pay her back after the marriage went bad) . It worked for a little bit but she eventually got sick of my lifestyle and it ended. She moved back home and we got divorced. She was a good kid too. My bad.

wife 3: Hot as fukkin hell, black woman I met in a jazz club in Newark. Wow!! 5-5, 180 or so and hot body and dreads. I pumped her with money all the time and she had a mink too. We did everything together and she liked the gambling screne. I thought I was in love and this was the one forever. All she wanted to do is party, gamble and fuk all night. She loved me but get this ...it only did not work because of my performance in bed, sex meant a lot to her and I was not humg like black guys who are like 8 inches and thick. I was 2.5 inches and kind of thin but knew how to use it. Well basically at night I think she faked it and I had trouble lasting more than 2 minutes and always had trouble staying inside her, the thing always came out and we had to stop ever 5 seconds and she got frustrated. I do not go down on women either so she basically did it herself every night and I watched . I knew this was not going to last because of the sex, she needed a bigger guy and we parted on friendly terms.

You see always trouble with women even if not gambling. I am happier now without them and just as easy to watch porn (3000 tape collection) using a shaftmaster to get off and hookers once in a while.

Stay single and gamble and you will be happier.

wow, for some reason I just never put two and two together on your avatar being a self-description.... sorry to hear that....

main lesson from your post: get a mink

[stevek173]

compaq wins thread

[Auto Donk]

compaq wins thread

now, now.... don't go there.....

in this politically correct day and age, and under SBR's new guidelines, no one "wins" threads.....

Like a 5 yr old t-ball game, SBR doesn't even turn on the scoreboard, and we all get participation trophies.......

[stevek173]

I said he won it.

Game over.

[brooks85]

If your wife is like kraken or rkelly then dump that piece of liberal trash.

[ace7550]

zzz

sign her up.....
Is that girl smuggling cantaloupes under her shirt?

zzz



ps...isn't the gecko a mail man?

this big tittied babe would never bang him..... she might run to me in fear of that prick when he shows to drop off her publisher's clearning house entry, due to his hideous looks and black hood

[JIBBBY]

I said he won it.

Game over.

He did win it.. 3 wife small penis story had me glued.. lol.. Classic..

Indian girl to Black girl with dreads.. He did play the field and didn't have kids and get stuck with child support payments for 16 years, I approve it's a win!!!!!

[Chi_archie]

Some wanted to know about my 3 wives, not much to say but here is a brief summary.

Wife 1: Met her when I was 16 after I got thrown out of school for running football tickets business, she was nice, Italian and smart. We dated for 2 years and at 18 got married. She liked the big shot image I had, the minks I wore, the rolls of money I always had and my lovemaking was excellent back then. I could last like 10 minutes. Well of course it went bad due to my cheating with women from the Jazz club I hung in, it was strange girls back them loved guys with minks so I banged everything. We got divorced and went our own ways.

Wife 2: This was an arranged marriage because she was Indian, she had a crush on me for years when I use to walk by her pad and her family liked me. I was more of a nice guy type with her because she was quiet and conservative. I guess she begged her parents to arrange a marriage even though I was not Indian and I think they thought I was rich so they gave into her. It was a big wedding but most people there were Indian as we did it her families way. She was a nice girl too and in college. She was pretty also. So she moved into my pad and it was ok for a while, the lovemaking was not that good because they really only have sex to have kids and I did not want any. She would give me hand jobs every night while I watched porn so I could get off. I think she hated this but wanted to please me. Well I went broke with her and she sold her car and jewerly so I could pay of the sharks and books ( I did pay her back after the marriage went bad) . It worked for a little bit but she eventually got sick of my lifestyle and it ended. She moved back home and we got divorced. She was a good kid too. My bad.

wife 3: Hot as fukkin hell, black woman I met in a jazz club in Newark. Wow!! 5-5, 180 or so and hot body and dreads. I pumped her with money all the time and she had a mink too. We did everything together and she liked the gambling screne. I thought I was in love and this was the one forever. All she wanted to do is party, gamble and fuk all night. She loved me but get this ...it only did not work because of my performance in bed, sex meant a lot to her and I was not humg like black guys who are like 8 inches and thick. I was 2.5 inches and kind of thin but knew how to use it. Well basically at night I think she faked it and I had trouble lasting more than 2 minutes and always had trouble staying inside her, the thing always came out and we had to stop ever 5 seconds and she got frustrated. I do not go down on women either so she basically did it herself every night and I watched . I knew this was not going to last because of the sex, she needed a bigger guy and we parted on friendly terms.

You see always trouble with women even if not gambling. I am happier now without them and just as easy to watch porn (3000 tape collection) using a shaftmaster to get off and hookers once in a while.

Stay single and gamble and you will be happier.

JJ didn't mention Carol in that post

[dlowilly]

She has to like sex

Always having to convince your woman to have sex gets really old

[ArchieBunker]

Strictly physical or is there more?

Smart? Sweet? Tall or short? Smoker or non smoker? Fat? Younger?

[Auto Donk]

shit..... I thought this was going to be a video of those dudes bucacci'ing the chick down in the cage......

not some dumbass headbanger vid and that the lame ass album cover

[ArchieBunker]

No time for searching videos of any kind hectic work schedule.

[ArchieBunker]

shit..... I thought this was going to be a video of those dudes bucacci'ing the chick down in the cage......

not some dumbass headbanger vid and that the lame ass album cover

See what I can do this weekend if don't get distracted.

[betakos]

The qualities for a girlfriend and a wife are different. Many times when you marry a woman turns into a succbus as SouthPark creators have pointed out (S03E03). The main point is that when getting a wife you take a big gamble that my pay off may not

[BrickJames]

The qualities for a girlfriend and a wife are different. Many times when you marry a woman turns into a succbus as SouthPark creators have pointed out (S03E03). The main point is that when getting a wife you take a big gamble that my pay off may not

Lets do the math though.

50% of all marriages end in divorce.

Of the 50% that don't get divorced there has to be some percentage of people who are miserable but for some reason won't throw in the towel. Lets say 15%. Which I believe is generous.

That means you have roughly a one in three shot at being happy.

Sounds risky

[Seaweed]

Lets do the math though.

50% of all marriages end in divorce.

Of the 50% that don't get divorced there has to be some percentage of people who are miserable but for some reason won't throw in the towel. Lets say 15%. Which I believe is generous.

That means you have roughly a one in three shot at being happy.

Sounds risky

Single people are more miserable

[OTL]

Don't know, since I've never looked for a wife.

One thing I can tell you, is that I've got more hair on my head than my married/divorced friends, I look younger, I'm in better health, my financial shape is better, and I have less stress in my life and a better outlook.

At 35 I'm still not sold on the marriage thing.

[Harry N. Lloyd]

Doesn't matter how old you are, the perfect age for your 2nd wife is.....(1/2 your age) +7. It's a scientific fact.

If you're gonna have kids, marry a girl who's a jock. Most of a child's athleticism will come from the Mom's side.

Never underestimate the sound of a woman's voice. You'll be hearing a lot of it. It better be pleasant. Avoid shrill laughers.

Squirters make fun girlfriends, lousy wives.

Low maintenance, quick to forgive, appreciative, and adventurous are all big plusses.

A good cook, doesn't wear too much make-up or perfume, doesn't burp or fart but also doesn't mind if occasionally you do.

[BrickJames]

Doesn't matter how old you are, the perfect age for your 2nd wife is.....(1/2 your age) +7. It's a scientific fact.

If you're gonna have kids, marry a girl who's a jock. Most of a child's athleticism will come from the Mom's side.

Never underestimate the sound of a woman's voice. You'll be hearing a lot of it. It better be pleasant. Avoid shrill laughers.

Squirters make fun girlfriends, lousy wives.

Low maintenance, quick to forgive, appreciative, and adventurous are all big plusses.

A good cook, doesn't wear too much make-up or perfume, doesn't burp or fart but also doesn't mind if occasionally you do.

This

[Itsamazing777]

Tight butthole

[DwightShrute]

a woman who likes to ski

​http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1490136459658.webm

[DwightShrute]

[tony_come]

I'd want a wife that would eat my ass

[stevek173]

Tony gets it.

[MarBen]

Big