1. 03-06-17 10:26 PM #1
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    How Would You Respond if Your Son Tells You He's Not Straight

    How would you seriously react
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  2. 03-06-17 10:36 PM #2
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    its his life let him do what he wants
    sucks but gotta deal with the cards your dealt bud, hed still be your son in the end of things
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  3. 03-06-17 10:37 PM #3
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    Your daddy will still love you. It will be ok.
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  4. 03-06-17 10:39 PM #4
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    fukkin f@ggot
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  6. 03-06-17 10:42 PM #6
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    How did your dad respond?
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  7. 03-06-17 10:48 PM #7
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    That last post was retaliation for your thread asking how Cavs could lose tonight
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  8. 03-06-17 10:51 PM #8
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  9. 03-06-17 11:01 PM #9
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    The funniest part of this thread is the title. "If you found out your son's not straight". I'd venture that 3 years ago it would be titled "if you found out that your son is gay". Because these days if you're not straight you can be like 6 other things so being heterosexual is the outlier.
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  10. 03-06-17 11:10 PM #10
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    Seaweed is the only person on earth that could mush a straight guy into being gay...
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  11. 03-06-17 11:13 PM #11
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    He's a winner

    If you ain't gay you ain't winning
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  12. 03-06-17 11:25 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    He's a winner

    If you ain't gay you ain't winning
    why stop there when you can be a transgender and be a hero
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    Strange you bring that up I saw an headline today that a father raped his daughter who told him she was gay.
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    I was watching this new reality show on MTV and this gay guy was talking about how he's doing it for the LGBTQ community. I never heard of the Q so had to look it up. It was questionable. So now this is just a anti-hetero hate group ��. I used to have convos a few years ago before my best friend had his first kid.

    I I was saying that by time his son is 18 heterosexuals will prabably be the minority. His son's gonna come home one day and give his dad what he thinks is a proud dad moment.

    Dad " hey son how was the party last night"
    son " it was great, you know Rachel?"
    dad "oh yea"
    son "well I was penetrating her (dad gets big smile) and at the same time Brad was penetrating me in the ass, it was so great dad"
    dad *pukes on self"
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    I would cry for long and then try to make him straight
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  16. 03-06-17 11:30 PM #16
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    Depends.

    Is he a top or bottom?
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    Quote Originally Posted by UntilTheNDofTimE View Post
    The funniest part of this thread is the title. "If you found out your son's not straight". I'd venture that 3 years ago it would be titled "if you found out that your son is gay". Because these days if you're not straight you can be like 6 other things so being heterosexual is the outlier.
    Shit, if it were up to Liberals, they would be in favor of ending the existence of the human race.
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  18. 03-06-17 11:44 PM #18
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    Conversion therapy.
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  19. 03-06-17 11:45 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    Shit, if it were up to Liberals, they would be in favor of ending the existence of the human race.
    *whites
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  20. 03-07-17 05:00 AM #20
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    bunch of neanderthals... you love him anyways.
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  21. 03-07-17 05:27 AM #21
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    Being gay is so 90s. Come at me with so new shit like: cross-dressing straight doctor-altered-hermaphrodite.
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  22. 03-07-17 05:30 AM #22
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    who cares

    good for him
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  23. 03-07-17 06:28 AM #23
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    As long as he knew for sure, then good for him. Go for it, blow as many dudes as you want.

    If he was listening to all this propaganda bullshit then I'd be skeptical. All this crap saying you can be neither male, or female, and all these new random terms for people. I'd probably smack the shit out of him.

    Luckily, I'm not having kids. Lucky for them.
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    Having kids now and your a sucker

    Not a world to raise them and too costly
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  25. 03-07-17 06:31 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    How would you seriously react
    how did your dad react????
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  26. 03-07-17 06:34 AM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Having kids now and your a sucker

    Not a world to raise them and too costly
    :

    My mom fcked up, and got fcked up on Margaritas while camping, then got fcked. Biggest mistake of her life, guaranteed. Tough break. Sucks for her.
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  27. 03-07-17 06:46 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Having kids now and your a sucker

    Not a world to raise them and too costly
    sharp
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  29. 03-07-17 07:09 AM #29
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    Clearly a winner
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  30. 03-07-17 02:59 PM #30
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    f'n meme fits anywhere, as well.....

    now, as for a true response to the OP's original question:

    "don't worry about it, son, I still love you"

    "now, being gay isn't the end of the world, so you can take that stupid mother fukkin' hood off!!!!"

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  31. 03-09-17 03:53 PM #31
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    I'd probably ban him, as well.....

    like they banned this dikhead (literally) homo:




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