1. 01-13-17 03:59 PM #1
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    Donker, as an attorney, would you defend either of these two criminals?

    If so, how would you defend them?


    First one:

    Illinois Woman Nabbed After Stealing 31 Boxes Of Condoms

    Whoa. That’s a lot of planned, protected penetrating.According to The Smoking Gun, a 25-year-old Illinois woman was arrested Tuesday afternoon after she stole 31 boxes of Trojan condoms of the shelves of a Schnucks supermarket in Swansea.

    Store employees called 911 after they saw Shaearion Davis grab the jimmy hats and then followed her into the parking lot. When the cops showed up, Davis allegedly chucked the Trojans and tried to make a getaway. She obviously didn’t make it.

    The bad news for Davis is that the value of 31 boxes of rubbers exceeds $300, so she’s now being charged with felony retail theft.

    Plus, since she refused to let officers at the jail photograph and fingerprint her, she’s being slapped with the charge of obstructing a police officer as well.    Davis says she’s innocent, and she’ll be able to plead her case in front of a judge on January 20.

    Hopefully for Davis’s sake, somebody forgets to give the judge the boxes of dick domes with her fingerprints on them, surveillance footage and of course, her “resume” that includes other theft convictions as well as a few outstanding arrest warrants.

    Read more at http://www.craveonline.com/mandatory...6H0xPb02A84.99

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  2. 01-13-17 04:00 PM #2
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    Second one:

    Uber Driver Buys $500 Worth of Viagra with Rider’s Credit Card: Fairfield Police


    FAIRFIELD, CT — An Uber driver is accused of using a Fairfield woman’s credit card to buy more than $500 worth of Viagra after she left her purse in the car, according to the Connecticut Post.

    The Post reports the Uber rider received a fraud alert that her credit card was used in an attempt to buy Viagra online along with a $45 purchase at a gas station in New Haven.

    David J. Walker, 30, of New Haven, was recently arrested on a warrant in connection to the September incident, according to the Post.

    http://patch.com/connecticut/fairfie...irfield-police
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  3. 01-13-17 04:04 PM #3
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    Love ❤️ that kinky stuff
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    Great, now I'm going to have to read a long-winded story about the time he took Viagra and went through 50 boxes of condoms.

    Why do you open us up to this kind of torture, Diggity?
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  5. 01-13-17 04:12 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Great, now I'm going to have to read a long-winded story about the time he took Viagra and went through 50 boxes of condoms.

    Why do you open us up to this kind of torture, Diggity?
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  6. 01-14-17 11:32 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Great, now I'm going to have to read a long-winded story about the time he took Viagra and went through 50 boxes of condoms.

    Why do you open us up to this kind of torture, Diggity?
    well, Giant, u dodged a bullet on the condom issue..... i've never used one and never will.....

    now, as for the viagra, pull up a seat, as this is gonna take a while......
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  7. 01-14-17 11:35 AM #7
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    ps... as for the original question, how much money do they have?
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  8. 01-14-17 07:35 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    ps... as for the original question, how much money do they have?
    Let's just pretend that they both just won the Powerball.

    So they have the cash.
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  9. 01-14-17 08:35 PM #9
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    Schnucks supermarket
    dismissed in the interest of lulz
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  10. 01-14-17 08:43 PM #10
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    more than $500 worth of Viagra
    5150 status on the grounds of extreme self abuse
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