I'm sitting out back on my veranda, reviewing a tro just filed against one of my clients, and I keep getting a whiff of some really shitty breakfast some assholes must be makin' a few houses down, and it makes me damn near wanna puke.....

usually the smell of bacon and eggs being cooked is a good thing around here, but I'm thinkin' some of the rednecks outside of the DonkLand Compound are cookin' up some tripe, or perhaps a roadkilled f'n possum.....

If you'd gotten your ass down to Texas and taken the damn job I offered you, I could easily have you go over and rough em up, east coast style, and demand an immediate $1,000 cash retribution payment to cover my displeasure at having to smell that shit......