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    Would You Enter This Woman's Home For An In-Depth Massage?

    Apparently this woman does massages out of her home? I don't know if these are REAL MASSAGES or a something EXTRA MASSAGE?

    After looking at these photos.... I have 2 questions....

    1. What kind of massage is she offering?

    2. Would you give her a try?






































    I mean... she does give you plenty variety of couches and beds... you can pick any area you want to relax on. Girl tries to make you at ease... just like you're at home. Is this real life?
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    i thought you got enough ass of all of those plenty of fish and other dating apps to not want to pay this 6 out of 10 junkie looking type pink haired hipster. shes a hooker id guess. happy endings at the very least. guarantee you could pay for whatever you wanted though. id guess a massage price with tug like 150

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    unless im way off and shes just offering you a free massage because you are hitting her up and youll end up penetrating her so why not hit i and quit it. Otherwise just goto an asian place.

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    really....?

    you can't tell ....?

    the very first photo confirmed it for me..... straight up whore who'll do it all for $200

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    any old skank like her with pink hair and those looks is an ex stripper now prostitute

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    No massage table?
    Pretty obvious I'd say

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    this always indicates a registered, professional massage therapist as well:



    the f'n k u n t is naked, for chrisakes.....

    no legit f'n massage therapist posts f'n naked photos of themselves to promote their f'n business
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    Give it to her baby uhuh uhuh. (Offspring)

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    ah no? WTF OFF COURSE dude....get a massage..some hot oil and SQUIRT SQUIRT ..all bad beats fade away

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    Are there any windows in that place?

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    No brainer, set up the massage and bring extra cash, worse case you get a massage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    this always indicates a registered, professional massage therapist as well:



    the f'n k u n t is naked, for chrisakes.....

    no legit f'n massage therapist posts f'n naked photos of themselves to promote their f'n business
    This

    You are definitely getting a nude rubdown + happy ending.

    But odds are you can fuk her brains out too.

    Also, on the way out you can steal her chihuahua.
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    Watch-out she may be a cop.

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    Everything is negotiable.......looks like a stripper to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by recon1 View Post
    Watch-out she may be a cop.
    Yep. Just what I was thinking.

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    I don't know. It doesn't look like a Russian hotel.

    It could be safe.

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    Watch-out she may be a cop
    on the way out you can steal her chihuahua
    Nononononono, that's witness tampering....

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    Money look and see if she has any online reviews.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    This

    You are definitely getting a nude rubdown + happy ending.

    But odds are you can fuk her brains out too.

    Also, on the way out you can steal her chihuahua.

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    Looks like she's massaging prostates

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    Quote Originally Posted by RavensFan2k3 View Post
    Looks like she's massaging prostates
    so long as she's using only the the tip of her tongue, or her pinky finger, we'll let her engage her kink a little..... just a little.....

    if she pulls out this bad boy to administer said prostate massage, run!!!!!



    I wound up with one after a party at my loft once, but had my chimp hit the streets and sell it..... It only took him 3 hours after he crafted up this ad:




    Some of you may say "hold on, Donk, we've seen your yearly Halloween Costume where you galavant around H-town swinger's bars as the mighty "Fister Roberto," in your decorative sombrero, bull whip, and of course, the rubber fist hangin' from your neck, hitting the "LIFESTYLE" clubs to see how many x-upped trophy wives -- "rolling" their asses off -- want to have a go at jamming that thing up their boxes.... Don't lie and say you SOLD that rubber fist, we know you still have it......



    well, you'd be wrong, as that's not the same rubber fist..... It's never a good idea two have two rubber fists in your possession, for reasons I do not want to expound upon at the present.....


    PS.... TMS, if she's got "prostate massage" on her menu of massage services she performs, I highly recommend you buy a couple of enemas before visiting her.... nothing will kill your horned up mood more then her pulling a "choco-finger" (similar to Donk's always feared CHOCO-Sticktm​) out of your back door......
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    You are on your own be a big boy and have a clue

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    great photographer here..... who was it?

    her mom?

    "now stand up straight, good posture.... hands by your side, honey"



    insane how this skank could post this photo.....

    maybe she's trying to act straight and upright, so as to throw the cops off her hooker-ass trail.....

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    Nude picture here:

    Also, Funny, it looks like she will shave your hairy ass.

    Heated table,towels,oil and more ammentities for your ultimate sensual experience Weekend Specials every weekend. $100 Massage Special. Offer includes tantric, Swedish, and deep tissue. Hair removal is available upon request. Please, advise before your session
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    Quote Originally Posted by packerd_00 View Post
    Money look and see if she has any online reviews.
    What an amazing massage! She is defiantly new to the massage game. I did not push for much. She did have draping optional, but I even had to ask for that when I got there. She is very attractive, and knows what she is doing. I did not push for too much, as this was my first visit (as I suspected). However, I still think she just might at least give a HE. Fellas, I do not think there is much more than that here. And this is serious YMMV situation. I am going to take a few more trips out there (SCS is very far from me) ; then I'll report back. But a very nice gal, great massage. So far this is all that is on the menu! Report back soon!
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    Maybe you can get a tag-team massage with her black friend, Money.
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    Lots of her ads say "I am not an escort". Or "Proffesional massage ONLY"

    And then...

    Tonight only I'm offering one fully loaded massage session. Be the lucky client and text Faith now . This offer has only come around once in the past and it may not be offered again. Tonight is the night.
    Don't think the spot is already filled , it's worth the text. Hurry and text Faith . One client one night only. Ultimate fantasyservices included..

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    Diggity
    She has what looks like a hickie above her nipple left breast

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post

    What an amazing massage! She is defiantly new to the massage game. I did not push for much. She did have draping optional, but I even had to ask for that when I got there. She is very attractive, and knows what she is doing. I did not push for too much, as this was my first visit (as I suspected). However, I still think she just might at least give a HE. Fellas, I do not think there is much more than that here. And this is serious YMMV situation. I am going to take a few more trips out there (SCS is very far from me) ; then I'll report back. But a very nice gal, great massage. So far this is all that is on the menu! Report back soon!
    Sounds like she does a decent service.
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    Money treat yourself bud,youve been getting the knock back from all of these Plenty of Fish broads,you need this.

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    $Shot If you have to ask I question your manhood lol. Of course every man in here and probably on earth would gladly accept a "tug" at the least from her including Donker

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Nude picture here:

    Also, Funny, it looks like she will shave your hairy ass.
    my lower back needs some manscaping.....

    but i think she was referring to idiots who are stupid enough to go down on a whore.... (remove her own pubes from their teeth)
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post

    What an amazing massage! She is defiantly new to the massage game. I did not push for much. She did have draping optional, but I even had to ask for that when I got there. She is very attractive, and knows what she is doing. I did not push for too much, as this was my first visit (as I suspected). However, I still think she just might at least give a HE. Fellas, I do not think there is much more than that here. And this is serious YMMV situation. I am going to take a few more trips out there (SCS is very far from me) ; then I'll report back. But a very nice gal, great massage. So far this is all that is on the menu! Report back soon!
    i need a "how to speak in John language guide" to decipher half of what this fukhead is writing about.... i got happy ending, but wtf is YMMV? SCS?

    this pussy should have made a move on her pussy, and then he wouldn't have to go back to her shithole house again.....
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