1. 01-16-17 04:37 AM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by R.P. McMurphy View Post
    $Shot If you have to ask I question your manhood lol. Of course every man in here and probably on earth would gladly accept a "tug" at the least from her including Donker
    bullshit!

    if i ONLY got a tug i'd be furious.... i can tug my own shit.... i want this bitch riding me for a good half hour..... before I turn her over and get my ending deep in side her, doggy style.....

    AD

    ps... halloween is only 10 months away.... time to get out my costume and go visit this bitch....

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  2. 01-16-17 02:30 PM #37
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    Faith in Massage text 586-436-0167. Heated table,towels,oil and more ammentities for your ultimate sensual experience Weekend Specials every weekend. $100 Massage Special. Offer includes tantric, Swedish, and deep tissue. Hair removal is available upon request. Please, advise before your session. Text Faith now to book your weekend special. 586-436-0167.
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  3. 01-16-17 03:07 PM #38
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    boner alert. yasss please..
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  4. 01-17-17 03:35 AM #39
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  5. 01-17-17 10:51 AM #40
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    pauly goin' "balls deep" on the nude/nipple shot!!!!

    good work
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  6. 01-17-17 04:30 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    i need a "how to speak in John language guide" to decipher half of what this fukhead is writing about.... i got happy ending, but wtf is YMMV? SCS?

    this pussy should have made a move on her pussy, and then he wouldn't have to go back to her shithole house again.....
    it stands for "Your miles may vary"...very common slang in the escort industry...basically meaning she will offer certain services for some guys while giving other guys a full menu including bareback, gfe (girlfriend experience) and no condom...it may also include oral or anal depending on the client....in a nutshell, some guys will get good bang for their buck while others wont...that all depends on how comfortable she feels with the client...
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  7. 01-17-17 05:14 PM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    it stands for "Your miles may vary"...very common slang in the escort industry...basically meaning she will offer certain services for some guys while giving other guys a full menu including bareback, gfe (girlfriend experience) and no condom...it may also include oral or anal depending on the client....in a nutshell, some guys will get good bang for their buck while others wont...that all depends on how comfortable she feels with the client...
    that's always been my "problem" with workin' girls...... I always get it for free, such that price negotiations never come into play.....

    in other words, workin' girls give it all up to me on their day off.....
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  8. 01-17-17 06:09 PM #43
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    Bed right next to the massage chair?

    I'm gonna say legit.
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  9. 01-18-17 03:32 PM #44
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    You guys crack me up.

    I just thought her massage room in her basement was totally bizarre. Looks like if you went down there... you wouldn't get out alive.

    Also, I believe this chick has a husband too. Really a truly bizarre ad. Totally funny though.


    And yes... for those who asked in this thread... the reviews are actually pretty good. Surprisingly.
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  10. 01-18-17 03:33 PM #45
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    Fuk... I've never been to one of those massage places before. How do you give her the hint? Or how does she give you the hint?
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  11. 01-18-17 03:44 PM #46
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    just yell out "this dick ain't gonna suck itself!!!"

    or "jerk itself" or whatever your seeking.....

    you'll either be arrested or on your way to getting a "pay for play" deal underway


    if you're both scared, you can always break the awkwardness by "swearing on the lives of your children that you're not a cop"
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  12. 01-18-17 04:05 PM #47
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    Money, just lay down on the tale with no towel covering your ass. When she comes in, if she does not cover you then you know you are good to go.

    Also, if during the massage she slides a finger up your ass then you know you are getting more then just a legit massage.
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    She is obviously a tugger.
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  14. 01-18-17 04:31 PM #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Money, just lay down on the tale with no towel covering your ass. When she comes in, if she does not cover you then you know you are good to go.

    Also, if during the massage she slides a finger up your ass then you know you are getting more then just a legit massage.
    careful using Diggity's approach....

    being face down, ass up, waiting "blindly" staring only at the floor, might result in some real f'n pain before you even know what's goin' on......

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  15. 01-18-17 08:10 PM #50
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Money, just lay down on the tale with no towel covering your ass. When she comes in, if she does not cover you then you know you are good to go.

    Also, if during the massage she slides a finger up your ass then you know you are getting more then just a legit massage.


    This chick looks like she'd be a riot. Husband's home.... you're banging her downstairs. Nothing to see here.
    This girl is 100% freak. She has to be good in bed.
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  16. 01-18-17 09:06 PM #51
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    How do we know she is married?

    I missed that part.

    Husband is probably tweaker and she is sucking random cocks to support his habit.
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  17. 01-19-17 03:18 AM #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    How do we know she is married?

    I missed that part.

    Husband is probably tweaker and she is sucking random cocks to support his habit.
    I did a little quick research... found her FB page... and on her page it doesn't state she's married. On one of the photos she tagged someone in.... if you click the page it's the same last name of hers. + On his page it says been married 7 years.


    And furthermore...





    I have no fukking clue what this is all about... but if I was in her dungeon massage room.... God only knows what would happen next.


    Oh! And I just noticed the ring on her left hand.
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  18. 01-19-17 03:45 AM #53
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    This girl is unreal. I'm having way too much fun over here.






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  19. 01-19-17 08:32 AM #54
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    i'm going to go out on a limb here on the charge that's blacked out......

    prostitution

    followed by poss of methamphetamine

    or both
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  20. 01-19-17 08:58 AM #55
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    Solid detective work by MoneyShot.
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  21. 01-19-17 11:15 AM #56
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    The old Donk might have represented her and taken his fee out via some sort of barter arrangement.....

    The new Donk doesn't take such cases on.....


    must have sucked for her to get arrested on Ground Hog Day Eve

    if she gets stuck like Bill Murray, she'll wake up every day in f'n jail with that nasty pink hair.....


    ps.... i love how she already anticipates getting locked up again, with her "I'll call you next time I go to jail" blast...... Cost of doing business when you're a "working girl"....
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  22. 01-19-17 12:36 PM #57
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    Money give it a go,this has the makings of a classic story.
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  23. 01-19-17 12:44 PM #58
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    MoneyShot, are you going to fuk her or what?
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  24. 01-19-17 12:51 PM #59
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    no no no.... be very careful now, TMS.....

    prosecutor/law enforcement probably cut a deal with her to defer her case if she'll trap 100 johns......

    (high price to pay for her not having the bucks to pay a hundred dollar fine and court costs, etc.)

    proceed with caution.....
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  25. 01-19-17 01:11 PM #60
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    depends on how much it costs....
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  26. 01-19-17 02:17 PM #61
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    Chick looks like HIV. Way too busted up for me
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  27. 01-19-17 02:45 PM #62
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    MoneyShot, you have to make an appointment with her.

    We are all now living vicariously through you.
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    MoneyShot is curious what this girl has to offer,come on man I know youll come back with some f@cked up tale that ill enjoy hearing. Get it done.
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  29. 01-19-17 03:34 PM #64
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  30. 01-20-17 09:46 PM #65
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    looks like a druggie 🙁
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  31. 01-20-17 11:09 PM #66
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    This girl is unreal. I'm having way too much fun over here.






    That's one...long...alias!
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  32. 01-21-17 12:07 AM #67
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    Quote Originally Posted by semibluff View Post
    That's one...long...alias!
    Lol no shit!
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