1. 01-03-17 11:54 AM #141
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    so long as your using "Black and/or Super Panther," put on a splash of this to go with it:

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    For OTC... I highly recommend Black Panther (now marketed as Super Panther so they can still load it w/cialis... name changes keeps them one step ahead so they can keep distributing w/o being shut down). Cuts refractory period down bigly (Trump-tm) and truly stays effective for number of days later, as half-life stats of cialis is impressive. Confirm all this w/3rd shift Mo... he already knows all this. GL
    Huh. I have never had a problem getting a hard on but I will keep this in the back pocket for when that becomes an issue after all the drugs / alcohol begin to have a lasting effect on my body.

    3rd shift mo is a fucckin prick. Guy barely puts in 5 hours a month. He is the most vanilla, Khaki wearing fucck I have ever met.

    He reads books and shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    so long as your using "Black and/or Super Panther," put on a splash of this to go with it:

    Donker I only wear Bay Rum.

    I would probably switch it up if I was single.

    I bought some Jaguar cologne because I like Jaguar automobiles and my girl said I smelled like an Arab guy who gets bottle service at a Montreal EDM club.
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    lol ... well, unlike his "Sex Panther" cologne, the boner Black/Super Panther pills actually get er done. Field & battle tested: you'll get stiffer than Bernie over a holiday weekend.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    lol ... well, unlike his "Sex Panther" cologne, the boner Black/Super Panther pills actually get er done. Field & battle tested: you'll get stiffer than Bernie over a holiday weekend.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    Huh. I have never had a problem getting a hard on
    Not the point... I have no issues, either; it's simply a P.E.D. for extended good times & great performance. Just think Barry Bonds... along w/August Ames. Whichever order works best for you. GL
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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    Not the point... I have no issues, either; it's simply a P.E.D. for extended good times & great performance. Just think Barry Bonds... along w/August Ames. Whichever order works best for you. GL
    Im intrigued. I don't know if Black Panther is available in Canada. I will inquire.

    What was August Ames OPS+ this past season???
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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    Not the point... I have no issues, either; it's simply a P.E.D. for extended good times & great performance. Just think Barry Bonds... along w/August Ames. Whichever order works best for you. GL
    agreed..... and in its purely recreational use, it will also add both girth and rigidity..... even a little more length in some instances.....

    sometimes even cut the ol "refractory period" to ZERO..... IE, you never even have to break stride after firing off loads, sometimes all the way to your third or fourth.....

    you can flat out hurt a girl with it if you're inclined to do so.....

    and trust me, she'll want you to....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    agreed..... and in its purely recreational use, it will also add both girth and rigidity..... even a little more length in some instances.....

    sometimes even cut the ol "refractory period" to ZERO..... IE, you never even have to break stride after firing off loads, sometimes all the way to your third or fourth.....

    you can flat out hurt a girl with it if you're inclined to do so.....

    and trust me, she'll want you to....
    I think I will try it. This sounds like a good time.

    I already hurt my girlfriend. She's like 5 foot and I am 6'4.

    I am regularly told to take it easy but I often get carried away.
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    Biter and donker are correct Mo. I once broke a window with my dik on viagra.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    What was August Ames OPS+ this past season???
    Not sure, but I do know for a fukkin fact she completed more DP's than Tinkers to Evers to Chance ever dreamt of....
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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    Biter and donker are correct Mo. I once broke a window with my dik on viagra.
    in another testimonial, my aforementioned cousin, in the past, when a woman told him "I want you to fuk me with ten inches and make it hurt," he'd always note that he had to fuk her twice and then hit her in the head with an iron....

    well not anymore!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    Not sure, but I do know for a fukkin fact she completed more DP's than Tinkers to Evers to Chance ever dreamt of....
    I just googled her and she is from Canada's east cost.

    I banged a girl from Nova Scotia last March. She was a freak.

    She seemed innocent as hell but was one of those girls who seemed to thoroughly enjoy my cahk in her mouth.

    I was surprised.
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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    Biter and donker are correct Mo. I once broke a window with my dik on viagra.
    And here I am breaking my dicck with a fuccking window like a fuccking chump.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    And here I am breaking my dicck with a fuccking window like a fuccking chump.
    Yeah, well ... stop poking Sister Mary Grace in the PopeMobile w/ the bullet-proof glass, ffs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    Yeah, well ... stop poking Sister Mary Grace in the PopeMobile w/ the bullet-proof glass, ffs.
    I'm hard as fucck, Biter.

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    ps.... it's probably no secret, but the ol "punch Donk in the hard kahk" gimmick I used to pull for various cuckolded trophy wives on Sunday Funday afternoons as the saturday night, drug fueled swinger's party raged on, usually had a little "shiag" assistance......

    "shiag" and "shiagstick" are terms that my crafty cousin and I adopted to "speak in code" around our respective wives and girlfriends about our viagra use.....

    for eg. , cousin calls up with his wife riding shotgun, and says, "Hey, I need to swing by and pick up a few shiag".... Donk: "no problem, I'm here."

    shag viagra hard dick combined into "shiag", "shiagra" and "shiagstick"......


    Donk's cousin calls up: "how'd it go with that new bitch last night?"
    Donk (in front of the old bitch that had already dropped in to see if Donk had any new bitches there last night when he was supposedly with his kids): "Awesome.... Shiagstick in full force"
    Donk's cousin: "Sweet! Send me the vid."
    Donk (always never self-promoting): I already did, check your f'n inbox."

    note: proper pronunciation is "shy-agg" and "shy-ah-gruh"

    amazing we're not employed over at the CIA or MI6 with our sly shit.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    I'm hard as fucck, Biter.

    lol... TRUTH. I went to Catholic school. There are NO good looking nuns....zero. Only time you'd ever get a twitch down there is when one of the student's hot mom showed up to pull them outta class for some reason.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    lol... TRUTH. I went to Catholic school. There are NO good looking nuns....zero. Only time you'd ever get a twitch down there is when one of the student's hot mom showed up to pull them outta class for some reason.
    Public school was much easier on the eyes.

    When I was in my senior year of HS I actually almost had a thing with a teacher. She was 29 and recently divorced. We kissed once but then she said she couldn't go through with it given the potential ramifications.

    I should look her up one day the next time I am single.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    Public school was much easier on the eyes.

    When I was in my senior year of HS I actually almost had a thing with a teacher. She was 29 and recently divorced. We kissed once but then she said she couldn't go through with it given the potential ramifications.

    I should look her up one day the next time I am single.
    i'd have jumped on her use of the term "ramifications," and immediately begain nailin' her like an automatic hay bailing machine.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    i'd have jumped on her use of the term "ramifications," and immediately begain nailin' her like an automatic hay bailing machine.....
    Can't say I have ever seen a hay bailing machine. I assume we are talking rather aggressive sex though.

    I don't think she used the term RAMifications.

    Freudian slip.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    I don't think she used the term RAMifications.
    FireFasterThanJeffFisherFications????
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    What happened to this thread?

    I feel dirty just opening it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    What happened to this thread?

    I feel dirty just opening it.
    You love every sordid post in this thread ... don't lie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    What happened to this thread?

    I feel dirty just opening it.
    one word: "Jellywatchers"
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    Donker I only wear Bay Rum.

    I would probably switch it up if I was single.

    I bought some Jaguar cologne because I like Jaguar automobiles and my girl said I smelled like an Arab guy who gets bottle service at a Montreal EDM club.
    I haven't thought of Sex Panther in forever.

    So good man.
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    I remember first time I used that. All it did was give me a headache and turned my eyes red. Went to dr. and he shot me in the dick. Went to girls house and ****** her for 4 hrs. It came in handy screwing girls 20 years my jr. penetrating shots cost 200 a pop. But with the help of canadian pharmacy can get for 35. Donk If i ever figure out how to put pics on this you'll be impress. She was 5 ft blonde with big . She never would give me a blow job but her married sister always did.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chico2663 View Post
    I remember first time I used that. All it did was give me a headache and turned my eyes red. Went to dr. and he shot me in the dick. Went to girls house and ****** her for 4 hrs. It came in handy screwing girls 20 years my jr. penetrating shots cost 200 a pop. But with the help of canadian pharmacy can get for 35. Donk If i ever figure out how to put pics on this you'll be impress. She was 5 ft blonde with big . She never would give me a blow job but her married sister always did.
    i must've missed something between the head ache/red eyes and the shot in the dick.....

    lol.....'

    $200 bucks is a bit steep for a hardon..... a good while back, after the pharmacy that sent me my first load of 240 hits for 200 bucks, it called me up and asked if i'd recd' em.... "no".... a week later, "no", they call yet again two weeks later, still "no".... he says he'll call back "tomorrow, and to definitely answer".... by now I think I'm getting ripped off.... I miss the call due to being in court....

    I try to call back, it's not a line you can call into .....

    figure i'm fukked. about a week later, 240 show up. three weeks after that, another 240 show up, free of charge..... After handin' out a few to my cousin, I was sittin on around 469 super Shiags at an avg cost of just below .42 cents a piece.....

    should've hired JJ to hit all the old folks homes around Htown an unload em for ten bucks a hit.....
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    I had that happen with soup.

    I'd say my experience was a "little" different than yours.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    lol ... well, unlike his "Sex Panther" cologne, the boner Black/Super Panther pills actually get er done. Field & battle tested: you'll get stiffer than Bernie over a holiday weekend.
    Can you get these panther pills over the counter at most drug stores like Walgreens, Rite-Aid, CVS, etc?...I always thought those male enhancement performance products were gimmicks...Always proceed with caution on anything not approved by the FDA.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    Can you get these panther pills over the counter at most drug stores like Walgreens, Rite-Aid, CVS, etc?...I always thought those male enhancement performance products were gimmicks...Always proceed with caution on anything not approved by the FDA.
    No... those kinda outlets don't sell them. AMAZON & other online places do (least use to, didn't check this morning)... or, you can easily find them in any adult shop in your area. In NY, a B&M chain called "Adult World" carries them and many others. Cheaper per pill buying through AMAZON or directly from another online distributor. BTW, I've never had any issues w/Black (now Super) Panther in any form or fashion... BUT, both xarelto & a couple other FDA approved drugs have landed me in the hospital over the last couple years... so, you know. (Never ever "pull a Lamar Odom" and exceed the recommended dosage clearly printed on these products... that's common sense. Some guys like Lamar don't have a lot of that, unfortunately.)
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    i heard an ad for some new shit this morning on my way to the ranch for a little deer hunting....

    i tried to memorize the 800 number, i think it ended in 7133....

    the announcer said "the porn industry calls it 'viagra on steroids".....

    something like "menoxinoyl".....

    said something about free trial samples.....

    now if i can just reemember the first three nos.!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    i heard an ad for some new shit this morning on my way to the ranch for a little deer hunting....

    i tried to memorize the 800 number, i think it ended in 7133....

    the announcer said "the porn industry calls it 'viagra on steroids".....

    something like "menoxinoyl".....

    said something about free trial samples.....

    now if i can just reemember the first three nos.!!!
    I don`t think this DonkDude has to work too hard.

    Good for him.

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    au contraire....

    this is my final week before really having to get my ass to work in 2017, so I can fuk around next nov 15, 2017 through Jan 10, 2018... (and this jan 30-feb 6, March 9-20, april 21-30, may 26-29, july 14-July 31, August 31-Sept 5 (bday weekend), and Oct 29 - Nov 6, 2017)

    June is gonna be a tough month.....


    Putting in the larger blocks of the dates in the Harris county district clerk's "atty vacation" calendar as we speak.....
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