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    Attention Autodonk's wife - just let me serenade you one time and let' see what

    happens.

    He's a good guy but I feel like we should know each other a little better.

    Text it.

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    i thought u have a girl coming over???

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    That's tomorrow Rudy and me and her are not official

    I'm settin up franchises man

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    i think you have a good shot at this

    good luck

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    Ty

    You as well

    Sanchez

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    Steve, I was worried for you. Thought for sure you were going with Buckcherry's "Crazy Bitch"... which then would have prompted me to set an over/under line on how many more days you'd have to live. As it is, Donk is probably still gonna beat you to a bloody pulp for this. p.s.-- please bequeath both your guitar & porn collection to me. I'll sell the guitar and pay IAG her 4 hundo and then pay it forward by giving Opie your porn. He's married, he needs it way more than I do.

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    I don't have any porn so that whole thing won't work. I work with the real thing.

    Good luck selling a $200 used Fender I bought for $50 for $400.

    I suggest you try that in downtown Philly at 3:30 am Sunday morning with hundos hanging from your pockets.

    That'll be one less good player for Donker to have to deal with.

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    Steve... please learn and sing the Kinks "Lola" to The Giant, so you can hypnotically lure him in like Donk's wife and get him back on your team. GL

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    Hmmm that could attract trannies though so no thanks.

    The Kinks are solid though. Maybe when I'm in the studio I will learn "You really Got Me". I always liked that one - as simple as it gets but just raw hormonal rock and roll. Just like Donk's wife's rack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    Hmmm that could attract trannies though so no thanks.
    There isn't a TRUE ARTIST worth their salt that doesn't take risks, steve. So ttwarrior starts sending you "nice ass" pm's like he did w/Donker after he listens to it... big whoop, who cares? Concentrate on what's important, instead: you need the venerable Giant back on your team. If "Lola" makes him feel ambiguous & fluid after you sing it to him, just pack up to Cali and don't leave him a forwarding address. Time to start thinking outta the box, Cochise.

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    I prefer women.

    If TT were to go pro with those I might be able to consider him one.

    He does have a good forehand and he gets around the court pretty good.

    But he's a non pro so to be honest I've never heard of him.

    Biter, wtf is going on in this song man?


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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    Biter, wtf is going on in this song man?

    It's a pretty easy read: It's an obvious "protest song" to the Caitlyn Jennerization of America. Think Woody or Arlo Guthrie, for reference. Also, it's to a near 100% certainty that anyone associated with that video voted Trump; for if you look closely, you can spot Trump's nominee for Ambassador to Liberace's estate playing one of the trannies.

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    TRUTH
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    Killed it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    There isn't a TRUE ARTIST worth their salt that doesn't take risks, steve. So ttwarrior starts sending you "nice ass" pm's like he did w/Donker after he listens to it... big whoop, who cares?

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    Damn, Steve went deep on this one


    Opening lines:

    Donker: -1100
    Stevie-O: +700

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Damn, Steve went deep on this one :surrender
    Yeah... more than likely about 6ft deep once Donker comes across this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ByeShea View Post
    Killed it.

    TY!!!!!!!!!!

    I couldn't even play with a pick because my landlord got pissed off at me rocking all day on Christmas hard.

    I am NOTHING without the support of my fans.

    People like YOU make the magic happen, man.
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    What does she look like?....Is she butthole licking material or is she a skank

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    Dunno he showed her rack and it was very agreeable.

    I said to myself that's all I need to know because if I post a vid of me doing her during the poker championship and Donker sees it he will go on tilt, so it's a win win despite the rest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    Dunno he showed her rack and it was very agreeable.

    I said to myself that's all I need to know because if I post a vid of me doing her during the poker championship and Donker sees it he will go on tilt, so it's a win win despite the rest.

    Lolol

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    Steve wants to fook her

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    Steve... learn this lil ditty.

    imack would love you to sing it to him

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    Steve... learn this lil ditty.

    imack would love you to sing it to him


    Is that banjo? I don't have one and I don't want to play banjo.

    I found the lyrics here https://www.cowboylyrics.com/lyrics/...ear-27698.html , If you find me the guitar chords I'll see if I can get it.

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    Steve you my boy are an enigma wrapped in a guitar
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    Hey Steve, why don't throw that POS second hand biitch fender in the fuking dumpster.

    Go get a fuking real man's bankroll and peel off a couple stacks and go get yourself a fuking Les Paul Standard ELECTRIC GUITAR you whiny little kunt

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    Lol I agree that that is a whiny U2 song but it closes out Achtung Baby in classic style.

    Actually, things really worked out guitar wise. My baby Annabelle acoustic is still in my impounded car along with 90% of my clothes - that sucks. So with things being a little tight atm because of all the legal stuff I was able to get that Fender off this cool dude for only $50. I actually like that the action is tougher than Annabelle because it's made for a great practice guitar for me just like the dude said it would.

    So tomorrow, when I move in my new place with a high end recording studio in it and top shelf guitars and everything else, I'll be holding those barre chords very purely, including on electric.

    When things come along I'll buy another electric, I had another one but I had to sell it. It was alright, I need to get to know electric better.

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    Donkey you pussy say something

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    It's all good

    I'm sure he's being used as a human dildo by his wife and 4 or more strippers, or working on it

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    That is flat out embarrassing.....

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    Wow 😳

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    Stevie....I know you said you never had a restraining order against you....but this may be your first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Richkas View Post
    What does she look like?....Is she butthole licking material or is she a skank

    haven't gotten to watch the video yet, as ms. donk was in the room, and I have to see what all stevie laid down on me -- and how pissed the wife will be for letting some of our "secrets" out, before I show it to her.....

    but here's a photo of us, rich and then a few of her.....








    for some reason, an obvious focus on the "tittal" region of the better half.....
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