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    she watched it.....

    she wants to do a "response video" with the cam set up at the foot of the bed, i'll be laying opposite of how one generally sleeps, ie, on my back with my head at the foot of the bed...... you won't see me in the video (except for one obvious part of me), as she sits on top of it, riding slowly up and down ALL of it..... with her looking into the camera with that coy little smile she gets on her face, and as she rides me, giant rack exposed, holding it in each of her hands providing some "sefl stimulation", she'll give you a little "pep talk" about how to find a really beautiful, kinked out, and totally stacked babe of your own......

    and as she finishes me off, just before, she'll slide of it and let you see the money shot spray all the way back up to the camera mounted on the tripod at the food of the bed......
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    Automan you must be in porn

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Automan you must be in porn
    JJ is that low class

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Automan you must be in porn
    not by choice, but I'm quite certain on many of those "amateurs post real vids" of their sexual anitcs, some of the sorry-ass cuckold husbands whose wives I've nailed back in my "single days" are postefd there......

    trust me, you'd enjoy them.....

    and, having seen enough GOOD Porn in my years, you can damn sure bet my "personal collection" of such home movies is fit for any professional porn site......

    I could defintely direct and film some great movies..... I know what works, and what angles to shoot......

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    Slayer not really


    I always wanted to be in the industry


    Even tried being a pimp a few times in my career and failed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post

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    on a side note, ms. donk is never impressed when men hit on her, compliment her, gawk at her etc., as it's a daily occurence anytime she goes shopping, dining, etc., anything without me present....

    I think phil ivey once shot off in his pants while staring at my wife, who was on the rail watching me play from a distance, at the wsop several years back..... he didt realize she was my wife, and I got to sit there and watch him try and catch her attention for some while.....

    she does like it when hot babes hit on her though......

    and obviously, as the guy who gets to benefit from those situations, so do I......

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    When I see the pic of Donk and his eyes, I see a killer.

    yeah, I know that he eats women 4 and 5 at a time...

    Maybe the word is intense.
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    Unreal

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    she watched it.....

    she wants to do a "response video" with the cam set up at the foot of the bed, i'll be laying opposite of how one generally sleeps, ie, on my back with my head at the foot of the bed...... you won't see me in the video (except for one obvious part of me), as she sits on top of it, riding slowly up and down ALL of it..... with her looking into the camera with that coy little smile she gets on her face, and as she rides me, giant rack exposed, holding it in each of her hands providing some "sefl stimulation", she'll give you a little "pep talk" about how to find a really beautiful, kinked out, and totally stacked babe of your own......

    and as she finishes me off, just before, she'll slide of it and let you see the money shot spray all the way back up to the camera mounted on the tripod at the food of the bed......
    Make this vid... and post it by midnight tonight, and there's no effin way you don't win Poster of the Year honors. Lock winner. Which is my only motivation for you to do it -- I simply want you to win a prestigious honor... and has nuthin to do with seeing your lovely wife's ta-tas on bare display, as I couldn't care less about that (and please use proper lighting... TIA).
    Last edited by BiTeMe UsAdOj; 12-31-16 at 01:55 PM.

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    Go on cruises or stare up at ceiling tiles...tough call.

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    Tell'm Donkeykong

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    Quote Originally Posted by frankzig View Post
    Tell'm Donkeykong
    You are the first person that I have ever seen write DonkeyKong.

    that was/is a good one

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    that rack tho

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    Right?

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    I would love to pound Automan's wife with my 2.5" hammer

    I would also eat her pussy although I use plastic wrap on my tongue and face because do not like the taste

    I would suck her too gently biting them , maybe rub her pussy with my latex gloves on too

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    I want to stick it in her anus

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I would love to pound Automan's wife with my 2.5" hammer

    I would also eat her pussy although I use plastic wrap on my tongue and face because do not like the taste

    I would suck her too gently biting them , maybe rub her pussy with my latex gloves on too

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post
    Go on cruises or stare up at ceiling tiles...tough call.
    We need a video off with Stevey and Richie

    two guys that can't leave their criminal minds' pads due to ankle monitors
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    I want to stick it in her anus

    smokey do you want to get killed???????????

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    Troubling stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    Troubling stuff.
    These are the people we live around Mo....fukk

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    Don't think I've ever seen a mo post that i didnt lol

    Donk, your head is so gd big I probably couldnt ko you with square hay

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    smokey do you want to get killed???????????
    Donkles is my boy

    I'm sure he would let me poke her at least a little as long as he watches

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    He is sikko so you might be right

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    I hope

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    no no no.... any man who truly loves his women doesn't want to see any other dude, no matter what the fuk his game is or isn't, poker his f'n wife.....

    no soft swap, no full swap, no nothing with other guys involved....

    if you think you love a babe and want to see her ride some other guy's rod, you're either 1. not in love, 2. bisexual and YOU actually want to ride the guy's rod, and are using her to live vicariously, or 3. gay and YOU actually want to ride the guy's rod, and will probably make "inadvertant" moves on the guy while he pounds your babe mercilessly.....

    If I had a nickle for every time some cuck "accidentally" brushed his hand against my balls while I was pounding his girl, or used his hand to "guide" my dick into her ass (really fukhead, like I don't know how to jam it in her cinnamon ring on my own???? how long have I been ass rammin' babes????), etc. etc. etc., I could probably buy waves' house out of foreclosure......

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    sooo sad

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    who won

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post

    I always wanted to be in the industry


    Even tried being a pimp a few times in my career and failed
    I'm dead. Lol

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    I've actually moved on from Donker's wife

    She was inspirational but there's a girl at a local store that would feel nice smiling around my genitals

    Sorry Donker

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    not to worry, stevie.....

    everywhere we go there's always one guy that sees her like I do, and is totally smitten.....

    for example, the cabin boy we had last cruise (stateroom attendant, i think they're called) was so obsessed with my wife he was always hangin' round our room....

    open the door, there he is.... come back from somewhere, he's in our room and her panties aren't where she left them.... I leave to go play poker, he barges in on her "on accident" ten minutes later..... (three separate times)......

    shit happens.....

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