1. 12-29-16 08:59 PM #1
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    Tinder stories

    Anyone have any good Tinder stories?

    When I was in Vegas last February for the super bowl I matched with a very good looking girl and we were talking for a full day. Later that night (no idea what time it was due to a few liquor drinks) she agreed to come meet me at my hotel. Right when we were about to get into details, she goes but there's one thing... my boyfriend has to come with. And I was like helllllll nahhhhhhh that is not happening. She goes no he just wants to watch it gets him off. I immediately unmatched her and took a hiatus from tinder in Vegas haha.

    I have some more stories but thought I would start off with a Vegas story since I know y'all love that place. Let's hear some of yours....
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  2. 12-29-16 09:02 PM #2
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    Good thing you called it off, you were about to get rolled.

    Maybe about to wake up in the hotel room bathtub less one kidney.

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  3. 12-29-16 09:19 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Good thing you called it off, you were about to get rolled.

    Maybe about to wake up in the hotel room bathtub less one kidney.

    Yeah that was my thought exactly. I'll get my pants off and they will run out the door with everything I have.

    They are definitely doing it right because she was hot as hell so I'm sure some guys on a dry spell fell victim to their shenanigans
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  4. 12-29-16 10:40 PM #4
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    ^^That is the first thing I though of also. More likely that scenario happens than anything else.
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  5. 12-29-16 11:24 PM #5
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    I somehow don't have aids from it. That's an amazing story.
    Also met my last resort weed dealer off there when I lived in jersey. It was a hooker lol.
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  6. 12-30-16 12:37 AM #6
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    Never used it.

    Always thought I would if I got desperate enough.

    Never did.
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  7. 12-30-16 04:29 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Notorious_Donk View Post
    Right when we were about to get into details, she goes but there's one thing... my boyfriend has to come with. And I was like helllllll nahhhhhhh that is not happening. She goes no he just wants to watch it gets him off. I immediately unmatched her and took a hiatus from tinder in Vegas haha.
    Probably a good thing. You were going to get robbed.
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  8. 12-30-16 05:18 AM #8
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    MY BOYFRIEND means PIMP in Vegas
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  9. 12-30-16 01:06 PM #9
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    Another story from that same Vegas trip...

    My buddy met a girl on tinder (not a hooker, she was actually staying in the same hotel as us) and they fooled around for most of the trip. One night we were at the hotel bar and I see my buddy sitting at the bar so I went up to him "hey wheres your hooker?" Not knowing she was right on the other side of him

    So she starts going off on me "is this really how you talk about women you scumbag douche fukk go rot in hell blah blah blah" I dont remember what I all said back (again, due to some liquor drinks) but I was just saying yeah whatever it is what it is you're a slut who probably has a boyfriend back in MN. So another buddy hears her bitching at me so he chimes in and starts going off on her and then says to the tinder buddy "is this what you get when you pay for sex? you better get your money back because this chick is a b!tch"

    Then all of a sudden out of the corner of my eye I see a glass ashtray flying through the air and it smokes my second friend directly in the ribs, falls to the tile and smashes everywhere. Now EVERYONE in the bar is looking at us and security guards surround all of us. She runs off all pissed and we just sat there talking to the security guards. We said we didnt do anything, said she must be the guilty one since she ran off. They agreed and we continued to sit at the bar and drink. Needless to say the tinder couple has never talked since that day
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  10. 12-30-16 03:00 PM #10
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    Women are the fukking rake. Pussy has an all-time low value. It's not even worth it anymore.
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  11. 12-30-16 03:10 PM #11
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    What is Tinder?
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  12. 12-30-16 03:23 PM #12
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    Mine are boring. None of the women I've met in person off Tinder looked as good as their profile photos suggest, so that's where things begin and end. That kind of turned me off the whole thing, along with all the hookers and webcam girls on there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OTL View Post
    Mine are boring. None of the women I've met in person off Tinder looked as good as their profile photos suggest, so that's where things begin and end. That kind of turned me off the whole thing, along with all the hookers and webcam girls on there.
    Are you near a college campus?
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  14. 12-30-16 03:42 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Notorious_Donk View Post
    Are you near a college campus?
    Not anymore, but I was for most of my Tindering. I did better hitting the nearby bars after hours.
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    It's fun near AC, cause drunken whores are always looking to get dick while they're visiting and you'll never see them again. One was celebrating her friends 21st birthday at Revel, so I picked her up and she stayed with me.

    Handful of times I'd be in the harrah's poker room and matched with a girl that was in the casino, so just had them meet me there.

    Probably 100x more though, I'd go to bed early and see I matched with a girl in the morning, just for her to tell me she already left.
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  16. 12-31-16 10:13 PM #16
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    these sites change lives... not tinder but pof... a friend of mine (jigalo) had an acct on pof and found a chick from seattle... keep in mind we live on the east coast... how he ended up viewing an acct from seattle I have no idea... usually you meet up with local chics. well this chic liked him so much she payed for flights to and from several times for my friend. bought him an ipad, shoes, sent him 2k cash fedex and more. he ended up not talking to her no more he said she was too clingy.. he milked her in more ways than one

    I also have this one friend who met a chic on pof.... an actual local one. this friend of mine wasn't a jigalo like my previous pal, so he jumped at the chance at penetrating this chic... he ended up getting her preggo and now has a kid... best of all........ this chic is now a mother to 3 kids one of those being my friends

    beware of these sites.... they can be life changing both for good and bad
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  17. 12-31-16 10:59 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by futbolmundial View Post
    these sites change lives... not tinder but pof... a friend of mine (jigalo) had an acct on pof and found a chick from seattle... keep in mind we live on the east coast... how he ended up viewing an acct from seattle I have no idea... usually you meet up with local chics. well this chic liked him so much she payed for flights to and from several times for my friend. bought him an ipad, shoes, sent him 2k cash fedex and more. he ended up not talking to her no more he said she was too clingy.. he milked her in more ways than one

    I also have this one friend who met a chic on pof.... an actual local one. this friend of mine wasn't a jigalo like my previous pal, so he jumped at the chance at penetrating this chic... he ended up getting her preggo and now has a kid... best of all........ this chic is now a mother to 3 kids one of those being my friends

    beware of these sites.... they can be life changing both for good and bad
    Lol, what kind of low life just goes after a chick for money? Get the pussy and let her be.
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  18. 12-31-16 11:06 PM #18
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    This thread needs pics.
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  19. 01-02-17 02:11 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    This thread needs pics.
    How do I add pics from my phone Diggity
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