1. #36
    unde0087
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    you can't make this shit up

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    Seaweed down the road I will have a staff, I will consider you and Otter

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    can I be your barber????
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    pretty sure you must've lied when they asked you have you committed any crimes in the past year (stealing $25k from your uncle);

    and pretty much must have lied on the "moral character" and "ethics" inquiries that are always made in any professional gambler license application......

    here's were I now expect a c-note from you ever week, or I report you the the f'n state licensing board..... (i'm in the mother f'n extortion business).....

    hahaha..... good job, JJ

    I wish you the best of luck.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post

    Seaweed down the road I will have a staff, I will consider you and Otter

    JJ in 2 years




  6. #41
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    Tony Corbon Montana..............name change coming....

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  8. #43
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    top 10 moment in my life

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    Quote Originally Posted by Otters27 View Post
    If I could be a pro I would. Maybe years down the road. JJ go on a run and Triple your uncles bank roll. You can get back to the rich life
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    I was a licensed professional gambler too

    but then my state found out I posted at SBR in players talk and me licensed was suspended for life

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    Corbin buried all of us.

    FAWK.



    Looking into if I can do this here. Need to write off beers.

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    All you need now are a a few more uninformed investors and you are ready to blitzscale.

    Now get started by getting back to Vegas where you can "consult" for me. I'll start you out on the golf sheets.

    Let's do this.


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    Ain't nothing wrong with taking all the right steps to be successful.

    Coach God bless and good luck pal!


  14. #49
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    Thanks Sasha

    Tremendous photo!

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    Don't lie.. you finally got your driver's license. Explains why you're in the car in the video.

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    Quote Originally Posted by astro61200 View Post
    Don't lie.. you finally got your driver's license. Explains why you're in the car in the video.

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    chances of a monster IRS audit coming for Hanky Webber.... 100% hope you got a good tax attorney Hanky..

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    That airbag cover is looking loose. Maybe the airbag will deploy and fix those crooked fukkin' teeth. God bless.

  19. #54
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    Pros do not always win

    The prestigious title worth more than winning

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    go fuk yourself..I just disqualified you poster of the month Dec
    JJ you should wear your prescription glasses underneath your sunglasses it's all the rage amongst the cool kids.

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    if this was actually a real video

    the jury would deliberate for 5 min - GUILTY

  22. #57
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Seaweed down the road I will have a staff, I will consider you and Otter
    otters? a good guy and decent human being but the greenest and biggest chalk eating dog betting the highest ML fav's on the board daily. better off with brock ML landers than this rookie.

  23. #58
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    JJ Gold I Love you man ...

  24. #59
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    You should start by purchasing a $2k rug and writing it off, you bald prick!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RealSlimShady View Post
    You should start by purchasing a $2k rug and writing it off, you bald prick!
    Bald is in..was standing outside strip club the other night and a few dancers wanted to go drinking and do coke with me

    I had no cash so could not go

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    Got to give JJ props.

    This guy seems to have conquered the gambling world.

    A fully licensed professional gambler. It doesn't get any more prestigious than that.

  27. #62
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Got to give JJ props.

    This guy seems to have conquered the gambling world.

    A fully licensed professional gambler. It doesn't get any more prestigious than that.
    exactly.................Giant I will soon release my top 10 greatest moment in life

  28. #63
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    exactly.................Giant I will soon release my top 10 greatest moment in life
    I hope the day we first met online will be up there.

    It's in my top three.

  29. #64
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    WTF are you gonna write off? Don't you need income first?

  30. #65
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    I hope the day we first met online will be up there.

    It's in my top three.
    Top 2?

  31. #66
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Bald is in..was standing outside strip club the other night and a few dancers wanted to go drinking and do coke with me

    I had no cash so could not go
    Strip club? So you came to Tampa and didn't let me know? I see how it is Corbin.

  32. #67
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    you made it .. now pay your taxes

  33. #68
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    Corbin buried all of us.

    FAWK.



    Looking into if I can do this here. Need to write off beers.
    NOT SO FAST.....

    and don't take it so hard.....

    I saw three other uneducated kids get "gambler's licenses" out of the same place JJ got his, right here:



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    Corbin made it

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