1. #36
    TheMoneyShot
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    Quote Originally Posted by JMobile View Post
    TMS, you still using dating sites to slay?
    A lot of trash on the sites now. Lucky to find 1 good looking girl out of 50.

    Quote Originally Posted by packerd_00 View Post
    Money what happended with that daughter and her mom,did you close the deal.
    It's been a long time since I've closed any deal.

  2. #37
    Auto Donk
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    I don't know if this comes standard on the newer Iphones? Or if this is from Instagram now? Or a special app? A lot of women are using a "filter" on their photos. Images look amazingly real. Makes a 36 year old woman look 27ish.

    It's an entirely different ball game now fellas. I knew this day would come...

    Then... you ask them for a "regular" photo of them... and they come back with... what? You don't like they way I look? I said... it sort of looks like you're using a filter with your photos. Then they say... well yeah... I am. Then I say... well.. why don't you just send a regular photo? They get all upset and throw a fit. It's absolutely remarkable.

    Worst thing ever invented was this "FILTER" crap. Who makes it?

    Seriously... it makes a 5 look like a 8-9

    quit complaining.... beat these hos at their own game!!!!!


    you need to take a page outta their playbook, and use the new "BE LIKE DONK FILTER APP"!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Simply drop trow, aim your phone at your kahk (JJ, u can use it too, as no matter how pathetic you are between your legs, the "BE LIKE DONK FILTER APP" makes your crank look a girth-laden, beautifully scuplted, circumcized 8 3/4"!!!!!!!!!!)

    these skanky fives are turning themselves into 8's????

    turn your four into 8 3/4!!!!!!!!!!!

    But, act fast, call today, as supplies are limited!!!!!!!!


    BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!!!!!! The first Fifty Callers will be automatically upgraded to the "BE LIKE DONK ON VIAGRA APP!!!!!", which will turn your minisculo pee pee into an "extra veiny, throbbin' 9 1/2" peice of solid pussy-slayin' man meat!!!!!!!!


    why suffer from JJ Gold syndrome, when you too can sport a tool like this.....




    and, don't worry about when the moment of truth comes, and you're forced to reveal that you're really only half the man The Donk is, as by that time she will have invested so much time and care in an effort to get that big kahk slammed in her, she'll say "what the fuk" and go ahead and let you TRY to tear it up......

    she'll probably stick a few fingers in while you're trying to satisfy her, all the while fantasizing about that big beautiful kahk she THOUGHT she was gonna get......

    plus, you can always defend your pathetic use of the "BE LIKE DONK FILTER APP" by pointing out she was using the same type of bullshit to actually land that big dick in the first place..........
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 06-15-17 at 05:45 PM.

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    Ralphie Halves
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    I have a lot of friends killing it on Bumble right now. I like the idea of it. TMS, have you tried it?

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    As an online dating veteran, it's pretty easy to tell when chicks filter the shit out of their pics. Always a red flag when you see that. But easy to spot, shouldn't be a surprise. I have noticed girls are more than willing these days to throw their Instagrams on their dating apps, just check that out. Should be able to find something unfiltered.

    Or just lower your standards and penetrate some 6s. Nothing wrong with that.

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    JMobile
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    A lot of trash on the sites now. Lucky to find 1 good looking girl out of 50.
    :
    If you got more pics again, shoot it.

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