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    Real or fake Christmas tree

    Have a medium size real one and a table size fake one. Also, white or colored lights and what goes at the top?

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    10' real one. The wife decorates and chooses the lights, which are white, like my rooster.

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    5 pointed star on the top, or an angel.

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    Christmas is an illuminati holiday. Do not celebrate

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    We do a real one and a fake one. There was a Christmas tree farm nearby where we would cut it down, meet Santa and they had a Christmas Hayride thing. Kids loved it. Unforntunately, this year it closed down due to owner having some health issues.

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    Fake one all the way

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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post

    LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by downsouth View Post
    We do a real one and a fake one. There was a Christmas tree farm nearby where we would cut it down, meet Santa and they had a Christmas Hayride thing. Kids loved it. Unforntunately, this year it closed down due to owner having some health issues.
    It closed down?

    So where is Santa now???

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    Real. Have had fake ones in the past but back to real one.

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    real or fake..... as with these, it depends on the quality of the tree, real or fake.... both can be bad:


    bad real:




    bad fake:






    wonderful real
    (courtesy of my beautiful better-half and the brains of the Donk Family):




    really nice fake:


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    Quote Originally Posted by downsouth View Post
    We do a real one and a fake one.

    sounds like most of my threesomes since lawschool....

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    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
    The wife decorates and chooses the lights, which are white, like my rooster.
    so, that pale, pasty avatar really is you.... I always wondered about that.....

    most of us are somewhat pink, particularly at the head.....

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    Had a real one until the cat started drinking the water... fake one now. 9.5' pre lit brilliance, set that bitch up and 20 minutes later we're done.

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    ^^^ Why must you forgo a real tree for a fake one just because the cat would lap at the real tree's water supply? Can't you just fetch more water for both cat and tree? Is there indoor plumbing in the Llama household?

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    no, the f'n cat might croak from drinkin' the water, if you mix that "live longer" packet of shit they give you with the tree, or buy that liquid "stay green" additive that you pour into the water.....

    my crazy ass cat pulled the same shit, even tho it has a f'n four gallon watercooler's worth of water due to my wife buying a big-ass water system so the cat won't be parched when we're away for weeks at a time....

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