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    might have a play tomorrow

    Just bought Uncle Eddie 2 Burgers, Fries, Soda like a big shot

    I need to pick up tabs like a big shot here

    POKER PLAYER MENTALITY

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    ...suddenly you're exposed to a giant armenian balloon-knot..... always kills my vibe.... how about you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by reigle9 View Post
    I can't figure out if everyone thinks this is real, or just playing along for fun. There's prob dudes that thinks it's real lol.

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    We are all rooting for you here Corbin.

    Do not fucck this up.

    Eddie's future depends on it.
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    just a safety net Coach

    good call

    hope you never have to do it but feel free to run vid next trip to the attic

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    Quote Originally Posted by sportsfan9698 View Post
    You go to locals (credit) when the circumstances dictate. I agree locals suck,,,, but it happens.
    did i ask you??

    i was talking to jj

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    might have a play tomorrow

    Just bought Uncle Eddie 2 Burgers, Fries, Soda like a big shot

    I need to pick up tabs like a big shot here

    POKER PLAYER MENTALITY
    there's a hot place in hell for guys who act like a big spender in front of some poor bastard, using money they stole from the schmuck to do so.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Hooker he is old

    Walks ok but cannot climb those stairs

    I know what I am doing here
    get him to, as a "joke", write out a "handwritten codicile" to his will, leaving everything to you, then toss him down those f'n stairs.......

    quick, painless probate, sell all his shit and that house (all that clutter in the attic alone should pull in at least the amount you've already stolen), and then go blow all that dough in vegas......

    given ur usual burn rate, you might last 4 months that way......

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    Quote Originally Posted by pilebuck13 View Post
    Coach this is unethical immoral and down right disgusting. What do you think Sasha would say? Can you imagine what the good guys in here would say? Take it back coach do the right thing Sasha back me up on this, and quit with the cocaine your eyes look like there gonna blow out of your head
    his woman has already lost all respect for him as a result of this latest move.....

    that's why she's already hittin' me up for some dick....

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    Manny said it best

    Safety net

    Let's not make this bigger than it is


    Automan show me your Detroit bankroll

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    Quote Originally Posted by sportsfan9698 View Post
    but back in the day when I was young and had balls the size of a statue

    .
    hopefully your not referencing the statue in downsouth's avatar.....

    fukkin' thing is hung like a mouse with two tiny grape nuts for a sack....

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    Go the the springs there in Ocala. Great park.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    his woman has already lost all respect for him as a result of this latest move.....

    that's why she's already hittin' me up for some dick....
    Wait, his woman is TTWarrior?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mngambler View Post

    he can hook up with casey anthony's attorney there in central florida.....

    Casey Anthony's disbarred lawyer jailed in cocaine smuggling case

    Todd Macaluso, a California lawyer who was one of several defense attorneys in the Casey Anthony murder case, is now jailed on charges that two weeks ago, he conspired to fly at least 3,300 pounds of cocaine from Ecuador to Honduras for eventual distribution in the U.S., according to a federal complaint.
    Macaluso, 54, who has a pilot's license, was captured on a secretly-made recording in Port-au-Prince, Haiti, telling two co-defendants that the corporate jet he had just arrived in from Orlando had the cargo space and heft to carry the 3,300 pounds, the complaint said.
    Macaluso and the other two were arrested by Haitian authorities on Nov. 14, the same day as that meeting, the complaint says.
    They have since been flown to New York, where a U.S. magistrate in Brooklyn on Nov. 19 ordered them held without bail.

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    JJ you need to invest some cash in college football futures and NFL futures. Make sure you have action in 2017!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    JJ you need to invest some cash in college football futures and NFL futures. Make sure you have action in 2017!


    deferred payments always best

    unless you are the one owed Jay

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    no futures

    I do not like money tied up

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    JJ....send me $100

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    Booya GO FUK YOURSELF AND YOUR $10 BANKROLL

    It is not a time for jokes......need to WIN HERE

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    What he don't know won't hurt him Coach....you can turn that shit into 50k in no time

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    no futures

    I do not like money tied up
    But if you're betting with a local....

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    last update tonight

    Uncle Eddie does not remember like he use to, I do not think he knows cash is there

    Unless he is playing dumb?????????????

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    last update tonight

    Uncle Eddie does not remember like he use to, I do not think he knows cash is there

    Unless he is playing dumb?????????????

    Does uncle eddie have kids?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    last update tonight

    Uncle Eddie does not remember like he use to, I do not think he knows cash is there

    Unless he is playing dumb?????????????
    If its hidden, it means he doesn't want broke diks like yourself to know about the money. So, why would he tell you about it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    Does uncle eddie have kids?
    JJ doesn't know, but JJ is his. He took JJ's mom behind the shed at thanksgiving.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    last update tonight

    Uncle Eddie does not remember like he use to, I do not think he knows cash is there

    Unless he is playing dumb?????????????
    don't lose your nerve, JJ..... now is the time to stay calm.....

    if it's any solace, my nephew runs a moving company.... before takin' over in management, he used to do moves..... once, when moving an elderly couple, and going through their shit as movers do, the found an evelope stashed among papers that obviously handn't been touched in years, in a bedroom filled with nothing but boxes and clutter, books, etc., containing $9,800.00.....

    the crew of three split it up among themselves, and the couple that was making the move never made a claim for its disappearance.....

    you're good..... don't crack and act like a f'n guilty jerk, and everything will be fine.....

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    Well, I'll play along. Uncle Eddie must have gone downhill quick mentally, those new 100's in that stack have only been around for 3 years.

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    I hope this storey is a joke...I live in a world where people hard and play hard....MF going taking shit.. that not theres not right....put it back bitch...your never going to win....carma

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    yep bad karma

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    Quote Originally Posted by thellama View Post
    Well, I'll play along. Uncle Eddie must have gone downhill quick mentally, those new 100's in that stack have only been around for 3 years.
    yep, there are more holes in this story than a block of swiss cheese.....

    "dusty" bills in a skin tight sock..... no dust would be on em b/c the dust would be wiped off, either putting it in, or by taking it out....

    the "7" on the blue post-it note....

    the new hundos.....

    the terrible acting....

    jj in general.....

    jj in specifics: think about it, if this perenial losing gambler found this stack months ago, he'd have stolen it months ago..... he's so f'n impulsive no way he could stand waiting three months......

    stick a fork in this fraud, it's over

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    Thieves suck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Booya GO FUK YOURSELF AND YOUR $10 BANKROLL

    It is not a time for jokes......need to WIN HERE
    i need $100

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    JJ you need to invest some cash in college football futures and NFL futures. Make sure you have action in 2017!
    Saves JJ from blowing the whole bankroll in the first week,which is pretty much a given.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thellama View Post
    Well, I'll play along. Uncle Eddie must have gone downhill quick mentally, those new 100's in that stack have only been around for 3 years.
    Good detective work Ella

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