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    well, that explains the "risky" comment....

    apparently, to please the masses, JJ's gonna drop his "no bareback/must use condom" policy to generate more money among those HIV infested neer' do wells who insist on not wearing condoms over at the good ol Glory Hole Center.....

    dammit, JJ, I could have you doing much more upstanding work, like hits, knee cap bustings, brush clearing, poacher torture, etc.....

    within a week you could be an underground force in Waller, Texas, where the WHC is located.... (my "Waller Huntin' Club")

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    No automan

    This is bad

    Family involved

    Anything to gamble

    No good

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    lol.... taking your own adive from that video you posted a few months back I see, the one about writing checks out of the very back of your grandmother's checkbook so she won't notice it for several months, and otherwise robbing and stealing from family members

    let me know when you get out of jail for all that's about to go down, and I'll let you live out in the fifth wheel on my ranch in Waller.....

    If by some chance you don't get busted, I'll let you use if as a safehouse while you avoid authorities for a while, until the heat is off, for only $1,000 per month (to come out of the stolen funds/proceeds from the stolen items you ripped off from your uncle)....

    out of curiosity, is this the same uncle that touched your junk when you were six, that led to you being this fukked up?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    No automan

    This is bad

    Family involved

    Anything to gamble

    No good

    JJ ... have you been in contact with Brock Landers ?

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    and JJ, let me know if this fukweed is cuttin' in on your options and needs to be eliminated:


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    No Sammy

    I will release video tomorrow

    Unreal find

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    dammit, now I see why the sense of desperation.....

    his other idea on setting up a "convenience store" business ran into copyright and trademark infringement problems......


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    Automan what do you do for a living?

    Railroad -175
    Construction -145
    Bartender -125
    Teacher even
    Engineer +150
    Poker Pro +210
    Lawyer +800

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    for all of your betpoints, i'll take +800 lawyer

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    You still in Vegas pal

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    Porky I got ran out

    In Ocala

    Got some money from Opie in Tyler {$50}


    Automan your not a lawyer

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    jj

    did you leave Vegas owing ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    jj

    did you leave Vegas owing ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Porky I got ran out

    In Ocala

    Got some money from Opie in Tyler {$50}


    Automan your not a lawyer
    put your money where your keyboard is, bigboy!

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    No way to prove it

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    put your money where your keyboard is, bigboy.....

    or put it on me not being able to prove it.....

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    Automan you ever get whipped on your front lawn??

    I have feather whips, I guess i can put you over fence and tee off until you tap out

    Do you know who I am
    Man??

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    pretty sure you're the desperate, out of shape, snivelling/grovelling punk in this video.....

    or is that a hologram BDF JJ "michael jack corbin" Gold we see here???



    There are few things in life that I'm totally certain of, but beating the ass of the dope in the video above on his hands and knees, nervously droppin' to his knees to scape up a few bucks, is defintely one of them.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post

    jj

    did you leave Vegas owing ?
    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post

    No way to prove it


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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    yes

    Sammy I am stooping low on this move too

    BAD NEWS SAMMY

    JJ I don't like the sounds of this... I have no idea what you are planning, but don't do it!!!

    Just follow my thread over the next week. I have pledged +40 units in one week starting tonight. I plan to exceed that 40 before Saturday is done.

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    Sportsfan it is too tempting

    I will have video tomorrow to do or not to do

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    sounds like a big risk, big reward opportunity.....

    you have to take such big risks to make it big JJ.... I'm leaning toward you doing it, even tho it's likely to involve criminal activity....

    and if you fail, fuk it.... It's only a few years in the joint, and I'll smuggle in a cell phone for you so you can still post on sbr.....

    and, as for silver linings, there's plenty of gambling in prison.... and you know you'll get three square meals per day.....

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    Not prison

    I will explain tomorrow

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Not prison

    I will explain tomorrow
    we're rooting for you, as always......

    and I know your english isn't good, early-morning second-shift asian JJ.... I wasn't saying go directly to prison... they don't just let you in if you show up and say, "can you put me up for a few months?"

    you have to first commit a crime, like, say, stealing shit from family members to fund a gambling addiction, then go through the process of getting arrested, pleading guilty as part of a plea deal, then getting all the free meals and BBC you can handle in the joint....

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    florida sucks for gambling all we have is poker rooms and the hard rock casinos, get into the medical marijuana startup shops, amendment passed in november will start next spring going to be huge

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    I feel sick already next July when I'll be in Daytona yet again.....

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    Daytona a dump

    Some nice places in Florida on West Coast and maybe coastal East

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    new smyrna beach is where I always stay, in one floor of a Volusia County Circuit Judge's three-story beach house.....

    the no see ums suck ass in the evenings (what a little spray is for), but other than that, the shit is very bad ass...... for my wife to get pissed off about all the twenty-somethings running around in tiny scrunch backs and outright micro thongs, you know it has to be good....

    Daytona's improved the downtown area a decent bit, and some pretty good bars to hit, with great beer selections and some bad ass burgers.... Daytona Taproom served the best f'n hamburger I've every had.... and that's sayin a f'n lot, as I've eaten tens of thousands of em over the years from everywhere imaginable.....






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    Automan did I ever tell you when I flooded a guy with a fire hose??

    It is fun..basically I unload on you with a high spray hose on your front lawn

    It will be a good shower for you...all in fun pal

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