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    Woman Offers Sex For Nachos



    An Ohio woman accused of offering to perform a sex act had an odd request before she was arrested Monday night, according to Beaver Township police.

    According to a police report, 36-year-old Crystal Dawn Hotlosz of St. Clairsville offered to perform a sex act on an undercover officer for $50 and nachos, the Youngstown Vindicator reported

    The arrest was the result of a prostitution investigation police investigated after observing a notice on YoungstownBackpage, a classified advertising website. After meeting with Hotlosz in the parking lot of the Los Gallos restaurant in North Lima, the officer discussed pricing, the Vindicator reported.


    http://www.fox25boston.com/news/tren...chos/468370486

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    wtf

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    Woman???

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    not a woman

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    usually, when the words "sex" and "Nacho" are used in the same story, it involves this wildman (i learned a lot of my "inflatable plug" technques from this clown):














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    What kind of nachos though? Nachos from where?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    What kind of nachos though? Nachos from where?
    just be sure to "pass" on any coming from Mr. Vidal's kitchen.....

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    well ofcourse the ugly ones get caught always because the "undercover" end up accepting the hot ones

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    All we need now is some cheese.




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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    well ofcourse the ugly ones get caught always because the "undercover" end up accepting the hot ones
    I know that's the truth.... the babe on the other side of jessica drake in that photo i posted recently got pulled over on suspicion on dwi a year after I met her..... a few blocks from her apartment..... she was completely hammered.....

    once she told him she lived right there (pointing), he said she could avoid the dwi if she let him "escort" her to her apartment..... even wasted, this street-smart babe knew exactly what was up.... (she was dressed in a sexy mini).... and she said ok....

    once the prick comes into her place expecting "quid pro quo", she dials 9 - 1 -1 on her phone without him knowing, and sets it on the counter....

    the guy starts saying "let's get down to business" and starts undressing, while she's talking out loud about not really being drunk, and she "can't believe she's gonna fuk a cop," etc. etc.......

    without giving any more details of how badly it went after that, she was never charged, in return for us not suing the shit out of the City of Houston.....

    cop lost his job as part of the whole ordeal.....

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    He looks like someone...
    maybe a wrestler cant remember.

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    When you google-search this picture, even google says: "man"

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    Quote Originally Posted by cashin81 View Post
    He looks like someone...
    maybe a wrestler cant remember.

    A younger William Shatner?

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    Quote Originally Posted by zizoudane10 View Post
    When you google-search this picture, even google says: "man"
    A/I is passing humans.... well, at least most of the humans on SBR.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxx View Post
    A younger William Shatner?
    Shatner would fuk for nachos, even a small order with nothing bet velvetta on them

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