[Auto Donk]

jealous, and not to be outdone by seeweed, this guy got up off his ass for the first time in six years, and went into his obvious "perfect fit" lifelong dream business, as well:




nice work, waves:








and JJ, not to be outdone by the prior to fuksticks, ran back over to the Jersey Shore, and quickly set up shop:




that was only after JJ's first effort in this field got him in trouble with the law:




the new beach location allows him to hang out here during his lunch breaks:




and grab a few drinks at his favorite nearby sportsbar:





meanwhile, this place keeps callin' me up, trying to recruite me as a gigilo to service their demanding female clientele:

[Jimmy Proffett]

I bet that sausage factory place has amazing food tho