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    Finally the witch is done.... King of Prophets names trump as prez... about time!!!

    ah, all trump supporters can finally rest at ease, for He has spoken.....



    This Chinese Monkey is never wrong.... He is the King of Prophets, and He has spoken.....

    Go forth, and spread His word, for He is Savior, He is Lord!!!!

    Rejoice! Angels up high are singing His praises!!!!!

    Geda is His name!!!! Praise Geda!!!!

    the story:

    This mystical Chinese monkey has figured out who will win the U.S. election

    With U.S. polls yo-yoing and conspiracy theories swirling on both sides of the political spectrum, some of the smartest people in politics are at a loss in predicting the outcome of Tuesday’s presidential election.
    So, since people can’t seem to predict the most epic election in U.S. history, why not let animals give it a shot?
    Thankfully, the Shiyanhu Ecological Tourism Park in China’s Hunan province had the same idea, and decided to roll out their not-so-secret weapon for unmasking the future: a Chinese monkey described as the “king of prophets,” according to Agence France-Presse.
    His name is Geda, and local legend has pegged him as a mystical monkey with prophetic insight — one with an impressive record of correctly predicting the winners of European soccer matches.
    This time, Geda was asked to predict the winner of the U.S. presidential election and — unlike many a highly-paid pollster — he did exactly that, AFP reported, and with absolute conviction, going as far as planting a smooch on the winner’s face.
    Geda — whose name means “goose bumps” — cast his vote by selecting bananas beside life-size cutouts of Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton.
    “After ‘deliberate thought,’ the mystic monkey chose Mr. Trump, Shiyanhu Ecological Tourism Park said on Thursday,” according to AFP. “Without even waiting, he congratulated the cardboard candidate with a kiss on the lips.”
    Geda, who is 5 years old and wears a yellow shirt advertising his title, correctly predicted that Portugal would win the 2016 European football championship in July, AFP reported. Two days later, Cristiano Ronaldo’s team defeated France 1-0 in overtime.
    The Chinese news media is playing close attention to the U.S. presidential election because of the damning fodder it has provided the state-run propaganda machine, according to AFP.
    The tumultuous, insult-laden election cycle has offered the closely-monitored Chinese media a rare opportunity to disparage America’s democratic traditions and the leaders who normally promote them.
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    nice Trump-Tard science there bozack,a fare more reliable sample of the diaspora of the US is this mock election
    given to the children of voters
    THIS has gone 5-0 last six elections
    one monkey.. you gotta be kidding me.
    YOUR CANDIDATE is one monkey
    do you think for a second that they tell you the monkey's REAL record..
    if they told people the monkey was .500, that fool makes NO MONEY

    the KIDS have called it. Hill on the hill

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    Geda is never wrong....

    Trump wins!

    Oh the humanity!!!!

    the good news is that fat pig smelly-boxxed amy shumer has joined the list of second-rate b-list celebs who will be leaving our fine nation after the election!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    Geda is never wrong....

    Trump wins!

    Oh the humanity!!!!

    the good news is that fat pig smelly-boxxed amy shumer has joined the list of second-rate b-list celebs who will be leaving our fine nation after the election!!!!
    Thank God. Can't stand that nasty unfunny bitch. 2 more days until we get a real President and the world will be rid of the disgusting Clinton family.
    Last edited by themike78; 11-06-16 at 11:42 AM.

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    We did it guys

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    America's own nat'l bird wants nothing to do with Trumps sorry ass.


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    Quote Originally Posted by rkelly110 View Post
    America's own nat'l bird wants nothing to do with Trumps sorry ass.

    what a pussy this guy is... good thing he did not go to Vietnam.. he woulda got his whole platoon killed
    with his loudmouth, orange hair and pussy behavior

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    Quote Originally Posted by rkelly110 View Post
    America's own nat'l bird wants nothing to do with Trumps sorry ass.

    They say animals can sense things.

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    Donkey, what will you do if Hillary wins Texas? I hear the illegals and Messicans are coming out in droves to vote against The Don.

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    my wife wants to travel to visit Geda, much like Richard Gere traveled to see the Dali Lama.

    not for any spiritual reason, but rather so we can place several stocks in front of him, to see which one he picks to put our nest egg on......


    NEVER DOUBT GEDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    A True Phrophet!!!!!!!

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