1. 11-03-16 10:35 AM #1
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    Prince Harry and The Donk have alot in common.....

    mainly, our total love of beautiful brunette women.....

    cad Harry is head over heels over this brunette, despite her baggage.....

    I can see why, as they don't make em much sexier or more beautiful than this:











    fortunately for the rest of us that are not royalty, no way in hell Harry can fly the prospect of marrying a half-black, divorcee 35 yr old american babe past the royal family without it being totally shot down in flames
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  2. 11-03-16 11:42 AM #2
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    Why would he want to marry her? Just tap that shit... and move on
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  3. 11-03-16 01:26 PM #3
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    another similarity.... i'd marry her ass (and the rest of her)
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  4. 11-03-16 02:55 PM #4
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    geez. English countryside fresh out of hot aristocrats ?

    I think the royals punch down because of the mystique..
    kind of like their lifestyles are mystique to US... grass is always greener...
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  5. 11-03-16 03:17 PM #5
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    this babe could turn most gay men straight....

    face to face with her, if she gave you "the look" babes give you when they're really into you, you'd melt (or immediately be hard as a rock), or both

    like my wife does with her dark eyes, and the a beautiful face you never get tired of lookin' at.....
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    must suck, knowing she only wants you cuz you're Prince Harry...

    not some less fortunate schlep stocking shelves at Wal Mart.
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    She looks pretty damn good to me.

    Donker do you think she does anal and swallows loads?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    She looks pretty damn good to me.

    Donker do you think she does anal and swallows loads?
    i think she'd take a choco stick ass to mouth as you pumped a load of hate paste down her throat.... i can tell she likes it dirty, nasty, and anyway you want to give it to her.... (if she's into you).....

    signature brunette kink.... the best kind
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    i think she'd take a choco stick ass to mouth as you pumped a load of hate paste down her throat.... i can tell she likes it dirty, nasty, and anyway you want to give it to her.... (if she's into you).....

    signature brunette kink.... the best kind
    You are a big fan or porn... just a guess lol
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    only porn i watch these days is that which my wife and I make together, or some kinky shit SHE chooses on line during one of our sessions....

    i've learned not to be the one who chooses, as she'll think I've got some ulterior motive behind the choice... not that she's totally insecure about it, she was just pissed the time we were watching a porno with a porn star, pov style, who i'd happened to have nailed back in the day.....

    to me, it was cool, since it was "point of view" style, it was like I was having sex with her all over again, while having sex with my wife at the same time.... (the fact that we'd smoked two bowls of hydro each before engaging in this activity made it out of this world for me, almost literally)..... although she didn't have a problem with Ms. Drake before the movie or during it, when i foolishly told her about my former tryst with the pornstar we'd just watched, it killed her vibe..... ever since then, she chooses.....

    but, from back in the day, brunette americans/highly americanized latinos are my favos.... gina ryder, aidra fox, gia jordan, mason moore, etc
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    under the cirCUMstances, another bump is in order.....


    ON Second throught, screw just takin' a bump..... might as well do an entire line off the Duchess of Sussex's jacked-up doggy-style ass:


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    milk chocolate is nice
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    Quote Originally Posted by sportsfan9698 View Post
    Why would he want to marry her? Just tap that shit... and move on
    Dumbass. She wanted all the benefits without the "work".

    She was just some Hollywood floozy. Even her own family hates her.
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    Harry is a cuck.

    Donker, chances are he will let you bang his wife.
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    Leaving the Monarchy with his tail between his legs, over this slag. Diggity is right on the money the clown is an absolute cuck.
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  16. 01-10-20 04:39 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by thechaoz View Post
    Dumbass. She wanted all the benefits without the "work".

    She was just some Hollywood floozy. Even her own family hates her.


    This just says it all about Markle,probably her biggest acting gig.
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    Yup

    only in the modern day would a "prince" marry a half black half jew girl after more than a decade on the c-ck carousel
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  18. 01-10-20 08:24 PM #18
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    Their gene pool will produce the ugliest kids the world has ever seen!

    An Oreo breeding with a Ginger. Red headed freckled Oreos!
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  19. 01-11-20 10:25 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigOrange View Post
    Their gene pool will produce the ugliest kids the world has ever seen!

    An Oreo breeding with a Ginger. Red headed freckled Oreos!
    saw a computerized image of their son, young archie, calculated out to age 20:

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    Donk what there future looking like in Canada
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    Why do people care about these people? Who gives a fuk unless you know them personally.
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