1. 10-27-16 12:26 PM #1
    daneblazer
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    Now You can order a bag of dicks by mail

    You can eat a bag of dicks for 15 bucks


    Or anonymously send them to somebody

    https://dicksbymail.com/?variant=22442711745
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  2. 10-27-16 12:30 PM #2
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    Add to that a box of chocolate anuses and you should be all set for Halloween.


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  3. 10-27-16 12:46 PM #3
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    That's been around. If you really don't like someone...go here
    http://www.shitsenders.com/
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  4. 10-27-16 12:53 PM #4
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    You people have too much free time
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  5. 10-27-16 12:54 PM #5
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    those anuses are actual molds of peoples anuses...
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  6. 10-27-16 01:00 PM #6
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    Great thread
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  7. 10-27-16 01:02 PM #7
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    pass

    fuk this
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  8. 10-27-16 01:18 PM #8
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    They're too soft
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  9. 10-27-16 01:47 PM #9
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    daner is there sumpthin you're trying to subliminally tell us, pal?

    We're all friends here... no judging.

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  10. 10-27-16 01:47 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    pass

    fuk this
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  11. 10-27-16 02:27 PM #11
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    Dissappointed, no sour dicks
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  12. 10-27-16 02:44 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by actiondan View Post
    Dissappointed, no sour dicks
    Well, you'll always have BigdaddyQH
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    Quote Originally Posted by actiondan View Post
    Dissappointed, no sour dicks
    Action looks like they got you covered pal

    http://www.onlinesextoys.us/extras/p...ps_6pc_display



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  14. 10-28-16 05:40 AM #14
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    Sweet
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  15. 10-29-16 11:25 AM #15
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    I just sign on to SBR everyday and get all I want for free.
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  16. 10-29-16 01:16 PM #16
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    i'll stick with rubber fists.... the come in "handy" at the local Swinger's Halloween Ball.....

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  17. 10-29-16 01:26 PM #17
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    ps.... my wife made some of those chocolate sphincters last halloween....

    before type photo:




    after I finished with it photo:

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  18. 10-29-16 05:40 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    pass

    fuk this
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  19. 10-29-16 07:07 PM #19
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    true ass freaks like myself have been known to put a few hi-end chocolate truffels up the missus' back door ....

    and let the fun begin....
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  20. 10-29-16 08:04 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    true ass freaks like myself have been known to put a few hi-end chocolate truffels up the missus' back door ....

    and let the fun begin....
    Well, I'm more an ass man than a titt man, myself... so I kinda relate, as nothing sends me more than a beautiful bent-over hiney where she's showing me... well, I'll let Dave Matthews say it, as he does here so eloquently in "Crash Into Me":

    "Hike up your skirt a little more
    And show the world to me
    Hike up your skirt a little more
    And show your world to me
    In a boy's dream, in a boy's dream...
    ...You come crash into me
    And I come into you
    I come into you"

    BUT... have never partaken of such escapades as you describe. (Can't go there, personally.) BUT, all's good. Amongst consenting adults -- NO LIMITS.

    Gotta ask tho: At some point quickly into the festivities, does it really matter if it was a hi-end chocolate truffle or a Dollar store Snickers fun-size that was inserted as rest stops up her ol' Hershey Highway?

    Like this guy... I'z gots to know.

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  21. 10-29-16 08:07 PM #21
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    Not gonna lie... Those chocolate buttholes look delicious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Not gonna lie... Those chocolate buttholes look delicious.
    Yeah, we know you're watching the NBA cuz of your bets... but what about the candy?
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  23. 10-30-16 02:49 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    Yeah, we know you're watching the NBA cuz of your bets... but what about the candy?

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  24. 10-30-16 10:10 AM #24
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    This would go great with the new product VI Poo. Where even a VIP has to go Poo. I swear I thought it was a fake commercial when I saw it but nope, it's real. Air freshener that you spray in the bowl once you drop a devil's donut to keep the smell in.

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  25. 10-30-16 10:13 AM #25
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    You should be able to send this to Sbr members
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  26. 10-30-16 10:20 AM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSideBet View Post
    This would go great with the new product VI Poo. Where even a VIP has to go Poo. I swear I thought it was a fake commercial when I saw it but nope, it's real. Air freshener that you spray in the bowl once you drop a devil's donut to keep the smell in.

    Thanks for this post/info... now I can cross what I'm gettin GUMMO off my X-mas list
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  27. 10-30-16 10:41 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    Thanks for this post/info... now I can cross what I'm gettin GUMMO off my X-mas list
    Maybe they'll put out a pine scent or candy cane flavor for the Holiday mood
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  28. 10-30-16 10:53 AM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSideBet View Post
    Maybe they'll put out a pine scent or candy cane flavor for the Holiday mood
    Great idea... but meh, it's just GUMMO... so I ain't springing for no fancy scent upgrade.

    He gets the same as ttwarrior... tho granted I need to send tt a pallet of em.
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  29. 10-30-16 04:04 PM #29
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    apparently, this bills fan went for the big bag of dicks deal, as he obviously had a few to spare:


    How frustrated are Bills fans? Someone tossed a sex toy onto the field




    Rain wasn’t the only thing falling at New Era Field on Sunday (AP)Even in the annals of NFL history, this might be a first: a fan at the Buffalo Bills-New England Patriots game threw a sex toy onto the field.
    It happened in the final minutes of the third quarter, at the tail end of a Tom Brady-to-Chris Hogan pass near the end zone. All of a sudden, an object came flying into the frame, near the end zone.
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  30. 10-30-16 08:39 PM #30
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    hope my girlfriend doesnt find that site
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  31. 10-31-16 12:24 AM #31
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    Welcome to page 3
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