1. 10-23-16 08:51 PM #1
    SEAHAWKHARRY
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    Making a stand here....MAKE A CHOICE!!

    Butter. Or. Parkay?
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  2. 10-23-16 08:58 PM #2
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    Extra virgin olive oil
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  3. 10-23-16 09:00 PM #3
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    Original Crisco... go big or go home
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  4. 10-23-16 09:01 PM #4
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    Bacon grease
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  5. 10-23-16 09:06 PM #5
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    Butter
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  6. 10-23-16 09:19 PM #6
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    Lard

    if you aint eaten chicken fried in lard you havent eaten fried chicken
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  7. 10-23-16 09:19 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by YoDaMan View Post

    Original Crisco... go big or go home

    gay
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  8. 10-23-16 09:21 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    gay
    Asking or offering????
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  9. 10-23-16 09:21 PM #9
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    what is parkey? Is that margarine? Is that what people call margarine other places?

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  10. 10-23-16 09:24 PM #10
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    Harry it's too late in your neck of the woods for that, comrade...drink some chamomile tea and go to bed
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  11. 10-23-16 09:40 PM #11
    SEAHAWKHARRY
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    Its 730 pal c9me on
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  12. 10-24-16 01:26 AM #12
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    Trump.
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  13. 10-24-16 01:49 AM #13
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    I see what you did here


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  14. 10-24-16 04:47 AM #14
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    This fat slob would eat 10lbs of lard if put in front of him
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  15. 10-24-16 06:58 PM #15
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    I once, after remembering an old penthouse forum letter I jerked off to at around the age of 11 (not realizing the shit was all made up), followed the letter's advice about twenty-two years later, and shoved a whole stick of butter up my girlfriend at the time's ass....

    (the letter had raved about how the butter melted, and was both lube and extra hot sensation, etc.)

    well, the girl was a kinky anal freak and it started out fine.... but let me go on record and say make sure, if you ever try this stupid shit, you have her enema about 15 mins prior.....

    about 2-3 minutes in, something ticked inside her body and said to her "u've got to go immediately", and her ass went off like the guy in that .gif in diggity's "whopperito" thread, literally "Old Faithful gyesering" a stream of butter and shit across the room..... and it wouldn't stop..... and as she was rolling over, to get out of bed and hit the john, it kept spraying and sprayin, in each different direction her ass pointed in as she was rollin'.....

    took us 2-3 hours the next day to clean my f'n loft up......

    (no, it did not stop the action mid-stream, as I hadn't busted that nut yet)
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  16. 10-24-16 08:08 PM #16
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    How big is your boyfriend? That info is crucial to determine the proper lubricant.
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  17. 10-24-16 08:10 PM #17
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    Bud light
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  18. 10-25-16 09:27 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    How big is your boyfriend? That info is crucial to determine the proper lubricant.
    if he too is a seahawk fan, no lube required.... they're very small

    and have no balls
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