[Auto Donk]

simply put, it is to be photographed in the presence of a cetain fly-riddled presidential candidate....

in today's thread, we're going to focus on the seemingly astronomical odds of so many people who know shit (well, knew shit, as they don't know shit anymore, having been murdered and all), about the Clit-on Machine, as it's called, winding up dead in a variety of strange, violent ways....

i'll start with this poor fukstick, named vince.....

fine lookin' fella, seen here with this hottie he used to bang:



ok, well, she's not so hot, but appears to be rollin' her ass off on ecstacy or hi as a kite on blo given the extremely dialated pupils.....

but hey!!!! this isn't a thread about the Clit-on's rampant drug use, it's about all the dead people who used to be close to the Clit-ons.....

well, ol vince committed suicide according to the official story.... but somehow, after killing himself, he went "The Walking Dead" and walked, post-mortem, from whereever he allegedly killed himself to the spot near an old civil war cannon where his body was later found.....

poor guy.....

this bitch will have you killed:




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someone said in the Bible (and believe me, if you've seen a few other threads of mine, you know my Bible doesn't -- how does the phrase go? -- "have dust on it" -- meaning it's dusty because u never open it -- no there's no "dusty Bible" in my house as to my knowledge, there's no Bible at all.... something cannot be dusty if it doesn't exist.... but I digress, the point being I'm no Bible thumper)... mentioned that in the Good Book it reveals that a person attacts flies when they lie/kill/whatever.....

guess that explains why those pesky "bomber" flies were attacking ol killin' hiLIARy at the debate....

On to Mary Mahoney, the lesbian intern.... oh fuk it... who cares who these criminals had killed, if you wanna read about em, (the victims that, its, or watch them, they're all over f'n youtube and that thing al gore invented called the f'n internet.....)... I've got a f'n hearing I gotta prepare for....

hey JJ, you f'n prick.... send me a P.M., you pussy, and I'll send you my cell phone number, and I'll call you from the f'n court room and have the judge say hello to "my sickly degenerate gambling loser friend, Michael Jack Corbin"..... who, I should note, will -- if he dogdes me like last time I was in Sin City -- will wind up like a person in a Clit-on photograph... committing suicide and then hurling himself, while dead, off the f'n Hoover damn......

[Auto Donk]

Question of the Day......

who will be first to follow hiLIARy into her new white house digs?

who will be her right hand man, woman, or tranny????

i predict this:



that stench of death all around her even draws flies.....

[Gaze73]

Personally knowing Clintons also increases your odds of a flying accident by 10k%

[agendaman]

8 yrs. of hell ahead for america

[sportsfan9698]

8 yrs. of hell ahead for america

You guys have way too much faith in these silly polls.

Real life - do you know anybody that is voting for HRC? I don't, and I have talked to all of the Dems that I know.

[chargers4222]

wow! Clit-on! you really nailed her there! it has the word "Clit" in it so it's offensive! got her!!!! now she's toast

[slambam]

No need to vote fellas, this election is already determined.

[Auto Donk]

one thing for sure, hiLIARy will not be visiting any heavily red states between now and the election......

i overheard some crazy rednecks yesterday, while my wife and I were at the bar, carrying on about how if she came to texas, one would of them was going to take the election out of the hands of 100M voters, and put it soley in his own hands, by placing a 500 plus yard shot right into her dome....

i interupted him and said in addition to windage, he might have to adjust for her seizing, bobbing head......

hard to hit a target when it's doing this:






he said the country would treat him as a savior, and a national hero, for doing what needed to be done.....