1. #1
    Plaza23
    Plaza23's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-29-13
    Posts: 7,392
    Betpoints: 13787

    Category 5 Hurricane Matthew barrels towards Jamaica

    https://weather.com/storms/hurricane...-haiti-cuba-us

    If you know anyone in Kingston, Jamaica, tell them to move to higher ground. This will be a direct hit on them. First major hurricane to ever hit the island from the south.

    Last edited by Plaza23; 10-01-16 at 12:30 AM.

  2. #2
    SBRMAN23
    Be humble sit down
    SBRMAN23's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-07-11
    Posts: 6,901
    Betpoints: 1448

    oh shyt no bueno

  3. #3
    Auto Donk
    Diggity man the fort, I'm outta here!
    Auto Donk's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-03-13
    Posts: 43,564
    Betpoints: 48

    hey mon!

    whaT THE FUK, MON!!!!!!!!!!!

    BETTER GET THE BAT SHIT AND SMOKE IT ALL, MON!!!

  4. #4
    agendaman
    agendaman's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 12-01-11
    Posts: 3,660
    Betpoints: 13998

    usain bolt will outrun it

  5. #5
    chipper
    chipper's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-07-10
    Posts: 1,994
    Betpoints: 2174

    batten down the hatches mon....

  6. #6
    mtneer1212
    mtneer1212's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 06-22-08
    Posts: 4,993
    Betpoints: 3369

    Haiti gonna get it much worse...... east side of the storm is no bueno.

  7. #7
    Auto Donk
    Diggity man the fort, I'm outta here!
    Auto Donk's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-03-13
    Posts: 43,564
    Betpoints: 48

    better Haiti than Jamaica....

    I visit Jamaica regularly; could give two shits about Haiti.... I leave that shithole to Sean Penn and Sigourney Weaver.....

    even if it brushes Jamaica, my haven over in Negril is at the far western end of the island..... I'm sure my boy Farmer John, the drug kingpin of Negril, will be safe, and my place undisturbed.....

  8. #8
    Auto Donk
    Diggity man the fort, I'm outta here!
    Auto Donk's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-03-13
    Posts: 43,564
    Betpoints: 48

    why does Jamaica have some of the best weed? and why do the locals say it makes you "bat shit crazy"?

    http://www.westword.com/news/marijua...d-more-7022128

  9. #9
    Auto Donk
    Diggity man the fort, I'm outta here!
    Auto Donk's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-03-13
    Posts: 43,564
    Betpoints: 48

    Quote Originally Posted by agendaman View Post
    usain bolt will outrun it
    fuk out running it....

    he and about ten other bruthas can simply go stand on the shoreline as the storm approaches, whip out the ample rods, and bat the mother fukkin' hurricane over to haiti.....

Top