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    Seaweed
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    What do you guys do at weddings?

    Seems like a pure money grab business

    50% of marriages end in divorce but I pay $150
    Each time and this is 10th this year

    I have one tomorrow and i dont really know anyone there

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    Ratpack
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    hopefully if you go single you bang one of the bridesmaids gl they always dtf because they feel bad how they are single and all their friends are taken and they get desperate

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    Saer will you be wearing your mask?

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    I'm going to one tonight in Madrid Spain.

    The party wont stop until at least 8AM.

    I'm going to be tired as fuk tomorrow.

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    I'm always a bridesmaid , never a bride.

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    zero

    never would a fukkin dime to a wedding

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    Diggy living it up.

    Weeder, it is worth it if you get get laid, which you should. Fish in a barrel

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    I only do gay weddings seaweed. I dont believe in straight weddings.

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    Haven't been to one since 1999.

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    Common, weed, your better than that. Get busy capping 2day's card.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr KLC View Post
    Haven't been to one since 1999.
    True. But that's b/c your ankle-bracelet puts u on House-arrest.

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    weddings and funerals are cottage industries that have turned into scams. no need for either in our society. no one wants to go to either event but feel compelled to due to social ramifications. wedding planners and funeral directors have their customers right where they want them and overcharge without hesitation. giving up a june saturday have most muttering "just what i want to to do this weekend, have to show up to my bosses daughter's dumb-ass wedding to save face at work" it's her 2nd marriage for chrissakes. now i have to fork over at least 100.00 to avoid being marked as a cheapskate. or they say " i can't believe i have to get dressed to go this 90 yr old father of a co-workers funeral and say i'm sorry to the right people when the dead person wishes no one would have to show up to see me planted" horrible way to spend they day in both cases. when someone you know dies just pretend they moved 7 states away. if someone one wants to get married and automatically give up 50% of all their current and future assets, go do it in town or city hall or find a JP. leave me out of it, i don't want to know or go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    What do you guys do at weddings?

    Seems like a pure money grab business

    50% of marriages end in divorce but I pay $150
    Each time and this is 10th this year

    I have one tomorrow and i dont really know anyone there
    That is way too many weddings you are going to. And you are right i hate going to ones that you know will end in a divorce. Some are separated a few months later. There should be a law if you get married and split less then 2 years you give all the gifts back. I when i go to a wedding always give this gift and this poster that way the word gets around and they stop asking me.



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    jerkoffs give gifts at weddings

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    I bring my own food that way u don't have to leave gift.

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    Some sad pricks in this thread

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    Not that many.

    Here, most people who aren't going nowhere in life don't get married until 30s

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    Went to 4 this year. Spent 1500. Drank and ate 2000 worth. I won like usual.
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    use it for gambling

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    Saer when is your wedding?

    I have not received my invite yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    Not that many.

    Here, most people who aren't going nowhere in life don't get married until 30s
    What is that, a triple negative? You must not be in this group of those who aren't going nowhwere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    What is that, a triple negative? You must not be in this group of those who aren't going nowhwere.
    Concision is overrated.

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    .3 on averag

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    Concision is overrated.

    Maybe. But what about clarity?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    What do you guys do at weddings?

    Seems like a pure money grab business

    50% of marriages end in divorce but I pay $150
    Each time and this is 10th this year

    I have one tomorrow and i dont really know anyone there
    Please edit this post Sear, only the incredibly mentally retarded actually believe the number is 50%. It hasn't been for a long, long time.

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    Weddings suck... I don't go too many even when invited.. Friends get pissed off but they get over it as I'm a dick in these regards... I always give a nice wedding gift regardless though..

    Usually the weddings are far away and it's either a plane flight or a very long drive away to get there.. It's too much of a hassle and besides everyone gets divorced a few years later so what's the point?..

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    zero

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    I probably go to 3-4 a year and I HATE every f'n one of them. I'm so sick of writing checks in exchange for a dried out piece of chicken and to listen to some washed-up DJ playing the Electric Slide. I see a fancy envelope in my mailbox and I just cringe anymore...
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    Zero..don't give my money to others. It's a shame bridesmaids and such have to.spend thousands on the marriage scam

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