1. 09-06-16 05:33 PM #36
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    Jj always has great advice appreciate it Coach
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  2. 09-06-16 05:58 PM #37
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    Guys don't forget:


    • 401k loans - most of you either don't have a job or already maxed out your loan amount, but this is a solid out for isolated pressure bets.
    • Change your cable/satellite provider to get a 300$ gift card. You need to plan ahead for these since they require some sort of time commitment before they send them out.
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  3. 09-06-16 06:30 PM #38
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    *PSA* if you torch your crib for the premium

    make sure you just got back from Aruba to account for the suntan.
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  4. 09-06-16 07:45 PM #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    *PSA* if you torch your crib for the premium

    make sure you just got back from Aruba to account for the suntan.
    Who u on tonight playa?
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  5. 09-06-16 08:23 PM #40
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    Who u on tonight playa?
    walked the card

    Oakland lean

    gl BG
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  6. 09-06-16 09:25 PM #41
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    Gauchy thanks

    Never thought of them
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  7. 09-06-16 10:00 PM #42
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    Coach,

    What about using a FLAME loanshark?
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  8. 09-06-16 10:41 PM #43
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    Yes Ronnie good idea. Plus I heard they only take " tips".


    By the way how is ur new piece of trim working out?
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  9. 09-06-16 11:18 PM #44
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    Coach you think BIG I like that about you

    always be scheming free money is the best money

    weve been in the game too long to quit now.......
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  10. 09-07-16 01:02 AM #45
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    What if the cheque you wrote bounces.


    Now your fuking out bank fees
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  11. 09-07-16 01:20 AM #46
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    JJ is legit

    Like listening to a priest, for me
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  12. 09-07-16 02:10 AM #47
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    LOL I loved it, so funny.... Thanks JJ needed that !!!!
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  13. 09-07-16 08:49 AM #48
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    One of the themes of the video is you really cannot win or stay in the game with a small bankroll I think your most successful sports gamblers are guys with big bankrolls


    I did better when I had the 10,000 and more roll
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  14. 09-07-16 09:45 AM #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    One of the themes of the video is you really cannot win or stay in the game with a small bankroll I think your most successful sports gamblers are guys with big bankrolls


    I did better when I had the 10,000 and more roll

    we cap better with 2,000 on a game than just 10
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  15. 09-07-16 10:13 AM #50
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    Of course

    Hard to take serious now with $10 a game
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  16. 09-07-16 10:49 AM #51
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    loan sharks and stealing from your mother, stage robberies.....

    great advice, JJ.....

    or, you could have gotten educated, got a real job, and have money rollin' in so you never have to worry.....

    the advice in this video is hardly "original," and appears to have been lifted by the mascot from the "Sustaining Your Crack Habit 101" line of videos all over Youtube....
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  17. 09-07-16 10:54 AM #52
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    in real life

    JJ is a trust fund baby... aint gotta worry about $$$
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  18. 09-07-16 11:00 AM #53
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    yah, if JJ would just look over his shoulder, there's all kinds of money just cruising by on golf carts.....

    just glue on that racoon pelt of a rug you own JJ, put on all black, and go take from those fukheads what is now yours.....

    sticking up middle-aged well-to-do golfers on the course is easy f'n money.....
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  19. 09-07-16 12:54 PM #54
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    My mind works every day looking for the right situation to get my hands on $5000 or more
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  20. 09-07-16 12:59 PM #55
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    My mind works every day looking for the right situation to get my hands on $5000 or more

    if only you were 18yo again
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  21. 09-07-16 01:37 PM #56
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    Sammy yeh
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  22. 09-07-16 04:02 PM #57
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    JJ, I have some "less than stellar" types that owe me some pretty fair amounts of coin....

    one guy just got parolled out of TDC.... into me for ten large. You collect it from him, and I'll give you a third.... His face is rather tatted up and he has some H-town gang affiliation of one type or another.... It's not worth tangling with from my personal standpoint, but you're a bit more desparate for cash.....

    if you get hurt, cut, or shot, in collecting it, I'll let you have fifty percent.....
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  23. 09-07-16 04:32 PM #58
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    JJ, I have some "less than stellar" types that owe me some pretty fair amounts of coin....

    one guy just got parolled out of TDC.... into me for ten large. You collect it from him, and I'll give you a third.... His face is rather tatted up and he has some H-town gang affiliation of one type or another.... It's not worth tangling with from my personal standpoint, but you're a bit more desparate for cash.....

    if you get hurt, cut, or shot, in collecting it, I'll let you have fifty percent.....
    The Antfather owes you 10k????
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  24. 09-07-16 05:31 PM #59
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    Automan where do they live?
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  25. 09-07-16 05:39 PM #60
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    Hey Coach, do you still go to these monthly events?

    If not, why not?


    once per month at a catering hall over 150 men all gather and we talk about our ventures, strategies, problems, ect. We have over 10 bookmakers there, 5 loan sharks and a few yao dealers. It is a great event monthly but you need to get invited as there are bouncers everywhere averaging 6-4, 290 or so blondes and studs than can fight. We got guys with tooth picks in their mouths, guys with $2000 suites, guys with schedule books and some guys even bring chalkboards and run their own little seminars. A few guys just do yayo on the bar, no women allowed as they are distractions. I would say at least 100 guns will be there. The range is from 14-85 or so. I am going now. The best part is peeking in the crawl space where at least 10 guys that like to play fuk around with bouncers. Last year i saw a guy with with head buried in the fukkin sand and the guy was pounding him in the ass, he was screaming i guess with pleasure and the bouncer kept his head buried in the sand so no one would here him. It is hilarious, a few other guys just give each other hand jobs and they are so paranoid all they do is keep looking around if anyone sees them. I also witness a few blow jobs where the blond bouncer would have duct tape on his mouth and then would sit on a beam and they gambler would blow him or vice versa. I know a perfect spot to view and no one knows i am there. I just bring this small mini telescope to see if i know anyone. It is very discreet an they keep noise (sex level) to a minimum to know ones what is going on. Once they come back upstairs some guys are a fukkin mess , hair all fukked up, shirts ripped, ect it gets fukkin crazy. Man men are sickos for sex. I could see bread in that fukkin crawl space and rogue juror doing bad things.

    i am off.......yes there is breakfast!!!!

    for obvious reasons no video cameras, pictures or you will not get out alive.

    later
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  26. 09-07-16 05:51 PM #61
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    check this guy out he was hooked on lottery gambling

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  27. 09-07-16 07:07 PM #62
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    Quote Originally Posted by THE_LOCKSMITH View Post
    check this guy out he was hooked on lottery gambling

    Sad story
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  28. 09-07-16 08:05 PM #63
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    fukks sake Locker way to knock our gambling dikks in the dirt guy
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  29. 09-08-16 01:23 AM #64
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    sorry bud...
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  30. 09-08-16 01:57 AM #65
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    JJ great vid, still laughing, quite possibly the worst advice ever but still funny
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  31. 05-22-17 09:41 AM #66
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    Bump we need this video back it was hilarious
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  32. 05-23-17 05:51 AM #67
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    Let me work on one
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