[stevek173]

I know a chick who shoved coke into a dildo then boarded a plane because she forgot about it until it was time to check through security.

Very tight squeeze there, if you will.

[teaserpleaser]

The one on the right... Jeez almost should get a pardon for that ass.

[teaserpleaser]

Well it turns out one of them has does a little porn


EXCLUSIVE: Fast cars, sugar daddies, champagne, foreign vacations - and a porn star past: The VERY racy lives of the 'drug mules' accused of $30m cocaine smuggling bid in Australia


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...Australia.html

Bummed wish I didn't read. These two are just like the gold diggers out here in so cal.didnt even know they had these types in Canada. Still though that ass. If anybody finds an actual porn video of her pm me.

[teaserpleaser]

how fast do you think these two dropped dimes on the boss? 5 mins into interrogation? Sooner?

[Snowball]

no idea how harsh the Candians are on this stuff..
but i don't think they will actually serve terribly long sentences..
first offense, maybe talk a little, (or not), early parole..
i can see 4-5 years in the states.. then suspended sentence...

[packerd_00]

Well it turns out one of them has does a little porn


EXCLUSIVE: Fast cars, sugar daddies, champagne, foreign vacations - and a porn star past: The VERY racy lives of the 'drug mules' accused of $30m cocaine smuggling bid in Australia


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...Australia.html

Nice one.

[packerd_00]

no idea how harsh the Candians are on this stuff..
but i don't think they will actually serve terribly long sentences..
first offense, maybe talk a little, (or not), early parole..
i can see 4-5 years in the states.. then suspended sentence...

For 22 million dollars worth of Cocaine,nah their not getting off easy.

how fast do you think these two dropped dimes on the boss? 5 mins into interrogation? Sooner?

How long until they would end up missing without a trace.

[slayer14]

They needed a real man in there lifes like one of us to guide them to the straight path in life

[packerd_00]

They needed a real man in there lifes like one of us to guide them to the straight path in life

Very true mate,id have gladly offered my services,sadly know their gonna end up becoming some bull dykes old ladies.

[Plaza23]

how fast do you think these two dropped dimes on the boss? 5 mins into interrogation? Sooner?

Depends who their bosses were. IF they were Mexicans or Colombians and they rat, they'll be dead.

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

By the looks of them, this could have been for personal use.

[Auto Donk]

by the way this thread keeps goin', i thought these two dumb hos must've pulled a Matt and Sweat escape, and were riding wallabies across the land down under

[Optional]

no idea how harsh the Candians are on this stuff..
but i don't think they will actually serve terribly long sentences..
first offense, maybe talk a little, (or not), early parole..
i can see 4-5 years in the states.. then suspended sentence...

Life means 10 years minimum before parole is considered in Australia.

If they dont act bad in prison I'd guess 10 or 12 years. 15 max.

[xKMACKx]

no idea how harsh the Candians are on this stuff..
but i don't think they will actually serve terribly long sentences..
first offense, maybe talk a little, (or not), early parole..
i can see 4-5 years in the states.. then suspended sentence...

They were arrested in Australia. Canadian law won't have any impact. In any event, the bust was the biggest ever from a cruise ship or plane, probably won't go lightly on them. My sister lived in Australia for a few years and said something similar to what Optional posted.

[xKMACKx]

I know a chick who shoved coke into a dildo then boarded a plane because she forgot about it until it was time to check through security.

Very tight squeeze there, if you will.

Classic

[OTL]

Depends who their bosses were. IF they were Mexicans or Colombians and they rat, they'll be dead.

They're both from Quebec, so odds are they were working for the Hell's Angels. The Angels are very powerful in Quebec.

If they spilled the beans they'd go into the witness protection program.

[packerd_00]

They're both from Quebec, so odds are they were working for the Hell's Angels. The Angels are very powerful in Quebec.

If they spilled the beans they'd go into the witness protection program.

Angels would find em,could be 20 years from know but they'll find em.

[Ghenghis Kahn]

lol you guys are suckers. if those two were fat hogs, this thread would have less than 3 replies.

but since they are hot, you want them to be more lenient on them? like if they get a get out of jail free card, you're gonna get to have threesomes with them or something. if they get out now, they'll be doing the same shit, banging banged up thugs and gold digging.

do i agree they deserve a life sentence for delivering nose candy to the aussies? no

but i don't believe anyone deserves a life sentence for delivering nose candy to the aussies (even the fat hogs).

these stupid hos knew what they were getting into. just sayin'

[packerd_00]

No Khan,I think they should do their time just like any other cherry. I don't want to hear anybody bitching about white privilege,gets on my nerves. 30 plus years and im still waiting for this privilege.

[Ghenghis Kahn]

lol in this case, hot bitch privilege. i don't know about white privilege but we all know hot bitch privilege is real.

[packerd_00]

True mate,unless they got rich daddies don't see them getting off leninently,unless they snitch,and given the amount of Coke they were smuggling,you know these people were connected. I don't think these girls are that stupid,but then again.

[Plaza23]

True mate,unless they got rich daddies don't see them getting off leninently,unless they snitch,and given the amount of Coke they were smuggling,you know these people were connected. I don't think these girls are that stupid,but then again.

I mean it's possible to snitch and still live a decent life and have nobody mess with you.

Sammy the Bull is still alive. The guy that was the basis for Goodfellas dies of old age.

I'm just surprised any cartel would trust these dumb whores with $20 mils of cocaine. They had to have known how flamboyant they were on Instagram. Why use a high profile courier?

[Hu$tle]

Hot Chicks Lives Matter

[xKMACKx]

I mean it's possible to snitch and still live a decent life and have nobody mess with you.

Sammy the Bull is still alive. The guy that was the basis for Goodfellas dies of old age.

I'm just surprised any cartel would trust these dumb whores with $20 mils of cocaine. They had to have known how flamboyant they were on Instagram. Why use a high profile courier?

Shouldn't have even been on social media to begin with. Cartel must have thought nobody would suspect two chicks that look like them would be smuggling cocaine. They didn't take into consideration how dumb they are, though.

[packerd_00]

I mean it's possible to snitch and still live a decent life and have nobody mess with you.

Sammy the Bull is still alive. The guy that was the basis for Goodfellas dies of old age.

I'm just surprised any cartel would trust these dumb whores with $20 mils of cocaine. They had to have known how flamboyant they were on Instagram. Why use a high profile courier?

Yeah I was wondering that myself mate,doesnt make awhole lot of sense,the whole story seems off to me,surely the Cartel had somebody watching their every step.

Know they've lost 20 million dollars worth of Coke,ontop of that their getting a lot of unneeded attention from the Media. Somebody brought up a good point to me the other day actually,how did these two dainty girls carry 200 pounds of Coke around the Ship.

[nyplayer33]

That dollar volume of cocaine..easily 20 yrs

[nyplayer33]

Because nobody expects 2 hot young girls to smuggle drugs

[Plaza23]

Shouldn't have even been on social media to begin with. Cartel must have thought nobody would suspect two chicks that look like them would be smuggling cocaine. They didn't take into consideration how dumb they are, though.

Perhaps not smuggling, but I could picture two girls that look like that doing plenty of cocaine. So if you were a boat captain and wondering who had drugs, those two would be at the top of the list.

When I begin my drug empire, my mules will be dressed as 60 yr old nuns.

[Plaza23]

Somebody brought up a good point to me the other day actually,how did these two dainty girls carry 200 pounds of Coke around the Ship.

Had to have had a bunch of suitcases with varying amounts in each one. Considering they were on a 2 month around the world cruise, I could see how bringing a lot of luggage on the ship could be explained reasonably. And I doubt these girls carried anything on their own aboard. Probably got some guys to do it. Plus luggage these days come equipped with wheels not an issue moving it around.

Someone mentioned earlier would have been smarter for them to throw the stuff overboard and have a boat pick it up rather than try to pass thru customs with 200 pounds of coke.

They had to have done this before tho if the plan was to pass thru customs. No one would risk that amount if it hadn't worked before. I bet the cartel had someone in the customs office on the payroll to insure they got thru. Problem was that the police were already tipped off beforehand.

Guess we will find out all the facts when the movie is made.

[OTL]

Customs showed a picture of one of the suitcases as it was found in the girls' cabin, and it was stuffed full of cocaine, with only a few garments layed on top. It must have weighed in the neighborhood of 70 lbs... Doesn't matter if they had wheels on it, a dainty little girl pulling these things in high heels isn't going to be the slightest bit inconspicuous....

[xKMACKx]

They arrested a guy alongside the girls. He was helping them haul it around.

[Muller Rose]

What people do for money. Really, it's so pathetic!

[Auto Donk]

I hope they get out in time to board my Poker Championship Cruise on Royal Carribbean leaving Miami on Dec. 11.....

I'd like to take a few pounds of yayo off em and party with em as well

[teaserpleaser]

what's the point of taking down the Instagram now? The pictures have long been added to the spank bank.

[Muller Rose]

Why try to smuggle something into Australia they have the best technology to be able to track anything dodgy, it was a stupid decision now the will have to stay in prison in the peak years of their life.

Well, those girls are beautiful. That's all they have.