1. 08-08-16 02:02 PM #1
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    Anyone Here Eat "I cant believe its not butter!" Instead of Butter??

    Just read the ingredients and it looks like although it has fewer calories it is not butter and it sounds bad for you.

    Heads up

    Dont be fooled by catchy titles

    #Mondaymotivation
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  2. 08-08-16 02:04 PM #2
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  3. 08-08-16 02:30 PM #3
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    seaweed your a jerkoff
    I just dropped you 35 spots
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  4. 08-08-16 02:55 PM #4
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    Margarine is not food and shouldn't be eaten.
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  5. 08-08-16 03:03 PM #5
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    Tried it once... and it tasted like sh#$
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  6. 08-08-16 04:29 PM #6
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    It is poison
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  7. 08-08-16 04:35 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    It is poison
    Seaweed I heard it can make you a better handicapper if you consume large amounts of it all at once.
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  8. 08-08-16 04:36 PM #8
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    I consume no other "butter"
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  9. 08-08-16 04:43 PM #9
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  10. 08-08-16 05:28 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Hott
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  11. 08-08-16 05:34 PM #11
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    Why not just eat real butter?
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  12. 08-08-16 05:35 PM #12
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    Just get low fat temp tee cream cheese or 1/3 less fat Philadelphia
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  13. 08-08-16 05:44 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by PorkChop View Post
    Just get low fat temp tee cream cheese or 1/3 less fat Philadelphia
    It's good on popcorn? Or corn on the cob? Never tried that.
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  14. 08-09-16 12:18 AM #14
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    Fuk all processed foods

    Only eating what grows from ground and nature
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  15. 08-09-16 12:19 AM #15
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    I heard animals including insects don't recognize it as actual food.
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  16. 08-09-16 12:23 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    I heard animals including insects don't recognize it as actual food.
    Its true kermit

    The worst is seeing fat people indulge in it
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  17. 08-09-16 12:41 AM #17
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    leave it alone son
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  18. 08-09-16 12:48 AM #18
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  19. 08-09-16 12:52 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Its true kermit

    The worst is seeing fat people indulge in it
    Family?
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  20. 08-09-16 02:08 AM #20
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    "I can't Believe It's Not Butter" was an 80's thing.

    They still eating that shit in Canada???
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  21. 08-11-16 07:11 AM #21
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    i'll add something of interest to a totally f'n retarded thread..... I once took a stick of butter and slipped it up a babe's ass duuring a sunday afternoon allday romp session.... after about twenty-30 minutes, when it had softened and began to melt, I ass-rammed the penetrate out of her..... it was awesome.....

    although those sheets had to be washed later that evening
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  22. 08-11-16 07:44 AM #22
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    My dad's side loves margarine. They are the trashier side of my family tree.
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    true, as hillbillies usually don't buy the cats that live under their trailers water dishes, they just fill up an empty margarine tub and leave it sitting directly under the outside water faucet, so the leaks can keep it perpetually filled
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  24. 08-11-16 12:47 PM #24
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    Better question. Anyone ever use I can't believe it's not butter for lube? You know, your young, she's down to try butt stuff and you just had to go with what was there.

    Best part if she decides to go ATM was it tasted kinda like butter. And butt but still some butter for sure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    My dad's side loves margarine. They are the trashier side of my family tree.


    There was a loaf of wonder bread and margarine at every dinner.
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    i once grabbed a can of crisco at Walmart on a Friday afternoon when I knew I had my "anal freak" gfrend at the the time bringing over an equally anally freaked bi-babe friend of hers for the weekend......

    used half of that half gallon cannister by Sunday at noon......
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  27. 08-12-16 05:40 PM #27
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    Don't eat butter ever. Use coconut oil if you have to.

    My girl put me onto that.

    Saer I don't think they sell that here. I have never seen it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    There was a loaf of wonder bread and margarine at every dinner.

    I remember when Country Crock came out, they thought it was like you were sophisticated if you ate Country Crock.
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  29. 08-13-16 10:00 AM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    I heard animals including insects don't recognize it as actual food.
    My cats love it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Just read the ingredients and it looks like although it has fewer calories it is not butter and it sounds bad for you.

    Heads up

    Dont be fooled by catchy titles

    #Mondaymotivation
    You're surprised it's not butter, and you think it has a catchy title? The name of the product literally tells you it's not butter.
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  31. 08-13-16 07:13 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by greenhippo View Post
    You're surprised it's not butter, and you think it has a catchy title? The name of the product literally tells you it's not butter.
    Bravo.
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  32. 08-14-16 01:29 PM #32
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    I can't believe they call it "I Can't Believe it's Not Butter." The stuff tastes nothing like real butter.
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  33. 08-15-16 01:19 AM #33
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    Stick with real butter, margarine is terrible for you...
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  34. 08-15-16 02:16 AM #34
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    u kids still think fat turns to fat and cholesterol is bad.

    Get with the program

    carbs mixed with protein is whats bad and the carbs mixed with fat, the carbs turn to fat
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    u kids still think fat turns to fat and cholesterol is bad.

    Get with the program

    carbs mixed with protein is whats bad and the carbs mixed with fat, the carbs turn to fat
    sounds like someone's angling to get TWO sticks of butter jammed up his ass.....
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