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    Where were you on lake Washington pal I was Fukkin waiting for you

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    He was too busy bagging his limit of carp, Piler

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    $500.00 a night at the Westgate. Yeah okay

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    Digg, I'll be in Vegas on 7/24.

    We go out there. We do the town w/ coach.

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    JJ you get another loan to pay for this expensive lifestyle

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    for someone who claims to be such a "big shot," and a vegas insider, how come 1. your $500/night rooms always look like shit compared to what I'm comped at the Venetian and Cesars, and 2. you're stupid enough to pay anything significant for any room mid-week in Vegas, particularly one off strip?

    ps.... "hang your kahk on the High Roller ferris wheel"????? lol.... I think it defies the laws of physics and common sense to think you can hang this shit anywhere:



    that shit doesn't even "hang" at all as is -- it just sticks out a half inch
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 07-14-16 at 06:03 AM.

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    Maybe 500 for the WEEK....maybe......although I am impressed with the number of Tennis Courts......what is it 150 degrees there....lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post


    for someone who claims to be such a "big shot," and a vegas insider, how come 1. your $500/night rooms always look like shit compared to what I'm comped at the Venetian and Cesars, and 2. you're stupid enough to pay anything significant for any room mid-week in Vegas, particularly one off strip?

    ps.... "hang your kahk on the High Roller ferris wheel"????? lol.... I think it defies the laws of physics and common sense to think you can hang this shit anywhere:



    that shit doesn't even "hang" at all as is -- it just sticks out a half inch
    I miss those pants

    I must have sucker written all over my face the room is terrible now that I have been there one night

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    Im Back In Las Vegas in Middle August 3 days.Mr big here I will be staying one night at the M Resort mountain views.I like that better then strip views.Then back to my Home Fiesta Henderson two nights 50 bucks a night more money to gamble with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcaulay777 View Post
    Im Back In Las Vegas in Middle August 3 days.Mr big here I will be staying one night at the M Resort mountain views.I like that better then strip views.Then back to my Home Fiesta Henderson two nights 50 bucks a night more money to gamble with.
    a man with a bit of common sense, unlike the bald short-kahked wonder who over pays out the ass for a run of the mill crappy off strip room.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I miss those pants

    I must have sucker written all over my face the room is terrible now that I have been there one night
    ps, JJ.... I hope you burned the pants.... and, don't ever, ever wear any like them again

    and if memory serves me right, the palms is 99 bucks a night during the week during the wsop, maybe even less....

    the f'n orleans is 39/night..... and some of those old women there might find you attractive

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    If anybody thinks JJ paid $500 for that room.

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    Automan I cannot get aid whether a 20 year old girl or a 70 year old girl

    I made a move last night at Westgate on a 59 year old hottie..got shot down like a fukkin shot gun

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Automan I cannot get aid whether a 20 year old girl or a 70 year old girl

    I made a move last night at Westgate on a 59 year old hottie..got shot down like a fukkin shot gun
    start with the ugly ones and work your way up.....

    once you tag a few homely blue hairs who haven't had any kahk in 15 years, and are thus desperate, you'll have the confidence to move up the chain and try to hit some avgerage-lookin' AARP card holders.... pound about a handful of those, then u'll be ready for the hotties....

    rome wasn't built in a day.... rebuilding your confidence similarly won't happen in one night

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    start with the ugly ones and work your way up.....

    once you tag a few homely blue hairs who haven't had any kahk in 15 years, and are thus desperate, you'll have the confidence to move up the chain and try to hit some avgerage-lookin' AARP card holders.... pound about a handful of those, then u'll be ready for the hotties....

    rome wasn't built in a day.... rebuilding your confidence similarly won't happen in one night
    although small rooster kills me too

    2.5 inches maybe 2.6 inches if I am really fired up

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    JJ and Elvis in the same picture.

    That's like playing poker, looking down at your hand, and seeing you have two kings.
    More like a King and a 2

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    although small rooster kills me too

    2.5 inches maybe 2.6 inches if I am really fired up
    JJ, one thing about kahk length.... women only care about the length when it's hard.... I hope you're givin' us the "soft length".... tell the blue hairs, if they get a glimpse of it soft (which I doubt they will, as the second one of them agrees to bang u, you'll be hard as a f'n rock as you haven't had any in years), tell them "I'm a grower, not a shower".....

    hopefully you've got at least five hard......

    anything less than that, just f'n mail it in..... you're done

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    no that is hard length

    2.5 inches and on thin side but veiny

    Barrel odd shaped also

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    Quote Originally Posted by kmarinouofm View Post
    have fun eating dinner at Sabarros and pounding Video poker with fishhead while he tries to get down $100 on both sides of a game to squeeze out $2.50

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    no that is hard length

    2.5 inches and on thin side but veiny

    Barrel odd shaped also
    sounds freakish.... and i hate to break it to ya.... 2.5 just ain't never gonna get the job done.....

    best choice is to become a full fledged bottom and at least enjoy some prostate pleasure while you rub one out on your oversized clit

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    I'm just going to remain celibate and fantasize on porn hub

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghenghis Kahn View Post
    why two beds? did you bring your wife?
    Yep. She always wants to go on the vegas trips. Unfortunately her playing slots habit has bitten jj. And he knows about the casino floor.(no fly zone) The seperate beds are for nites Jj blows a cool $G on Wizard of Oz slot coming back with just his players card

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    I got $200 comps
    Food
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    Made up for room rate

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckyTheGoat View Post
    Digg, I'll be in Vegas on 7/24.

    We go out there. We do the town w/ coach.
    10 days from now???

    I cannot make it.

    Chucky, do you think you can get JJ laid???

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    pu$$y pads are expensive

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    although small rooster kills me too

    2.5 inches maybe 2.6 inches if I am really fired up
    You can always use a hollowed out 6 or 7 inch strap on. Just make sure lights are out. So she cant see. And its ready to go in a bathroom drawer. Excuse yourselve to go tee tee. Strap it on. Go back to bed. Ask her to fondle you becuz she makes you so hot and hard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I'm just going to remain celibate and fantasize on porn hub
    The upside to that is you don't have to worry about catching any std's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vividjohn45 View Post
    You can always use a hollowed out 6 or 7 inch strap on. Just make sure lights are out. So she cant see. And its ready to go in a bathroom drawer. Excuse yourselve to go tee tee. Strap it on. Go back to bed. Ask her to fondle you becuz she makes you so hot and hard.
    Do these come in black models?

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    106 in Las Vegas?



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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    10 days from now???

    I cannot make it.

    Chucky, do you think you can get JJ laid???
    What could be more important?

    You give me too much credit. I'm not a miracle worker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    106 in Las Vegas?


    DIRTY Feet..... looks like she ran barefoot down the same alley some hooker left JJ standing in naked on his last stint in Vegas....

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    JJ, hit some video poker. Let us know results.

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    Scope out hot machines for chicka and I.

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    That shitty room shouldn't cost more than $59 a night. You need to upgrade JJ

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