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    Pride of Lions Kills 5 Poachers in Sneak Attack

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    Despite what sensationalized wildlife specials on TV would have you believe, survival in the wild is not that much different than the way it is in civilized society. While there isn’t an exact definition per se, most people in the U.S. would probably agree that “surviving successfully” is usually at least having enough food and water to live, protecting yourself adequately from nature and her destructive ways, and whenever possible, protecting your family and loved ones. Animals survive in the same way. They hunt for food when they need to eat, they build shelters to survive harsh winters and sweltering summers, and they will do anything to protect those they care about.


    Once you truly accept this reality, the ideology of poaching and trophy hunting seems so ridiculous. Essentially, poachers believe that for some reason they are above animals and will always be able to outsmart them and their survival instincts. Well, as a group of poachers in Zimbabwe recently found out, this is not always the case.


    Even though hunting is outlawed within the national parks of Zimbabwe, ten men were illegally hunting for elephants last month within the park’s boundaries when they stumbled upon twenty adult Southwest African lions. The pride of lions were not exactly, you know, expecting human visitors, so they immediately attacked the intruders. The attack was so instantaneous that five of the ten men were killed, three severely injured, and two lightly injured. The animals were mostly unhurt. The men who survived the attack ran to a nearby village for medical help where they were promptly arrested. Ah, karma!


    “The men were visibly traumatized by the attack,” said Commissioner-General Chihuri,“and after seeing their injuries and the remains of their dead comrades, I can see why. These guys were tough criminals carrying ak-47s, but they were literally shred to pieces and devoured by the lions. I have never seen an animal attack reach this level of violence, and I have seen a lot!”


    Chihuri’s statement highlights the idiocy of poaching. Equipped with guns and plenty of ego, these men, and all others who poach, trek into nature with a feeling of invincibility unparalleled in nature. While, yes, humans have succeeded countless times at killing animals, there is no guarantee that they will succeed every time. Wild animals may not have had the same technological advancements as humans but they do have one thing that can never be taken from them – an instinct to survive.


    This pride of lions attacked the way they would attack anyone – zebra, giraffe, rhino, human – it’s all the same to them. At the end of the day, it is simply someone trying to harm their family. The African lion is endangered due to rampant poaching and trophy hunting and may very well go extinct within our lifetime if something is not done.

    While this incident is tragic in that lives were lost, the fact is that had this gone “according to plan” lives would have still been lost, simply the other way around. What’s really tragic is that this whole ordeal could have been avoided if these men had respected the Parks and Wildlife Act and kept out of park. Instead, they will wait to appear in court where they face sentences of up to 25 years in jail and fines of up to $100,000. We hope that the deaths of these men are not in vain and that they at least serve as a spark that encourages poachers to ask themselves: is this all really worth it?
    Let me guess. The poachers were black. Let's Make Zimbabwe Great Again!

    #goprideoflions
    #karmaisabitch

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    This is comedy

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    Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight


    Last Updated: Monday, 2 May, 2005, 07:46 GMT 08:46 UK
    Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight
    An African Lion much like this is responsible for the death of 28 Cambodian Midgets
    Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kâmpóng Chhnãng.
    The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.
    Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine."
    This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted.
    An African Lion (Panthera Leo) was shipped to centrally located Kâmpóng Chhnãng especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city’s coliseum.
    The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.
    The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.
    Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they “… could out-wit and out-muscle [it].”
    Unfortunately, he was wrong.

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    #poacherslivesmatter

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    #poacherslivesmatter
    #TheSpiritOfCecil

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    Some say the article is fake. Wow!

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    is fake.

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    fukkin racist lions..... BLACK LIVES MATTER!!!!!!!

    send that f'n idiot HNIC OBAMA over to that fukkin' country so he can talk about racism and gun control.....

    fukkin' lions are out of control..... hopefully they'll gang rape Michele Obama

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    donk I don't think most these posters are smart enough to know what H.N.I.C.! That is old school saying. Although I definitely like him better than Bush jr. Old man was good . He gave me a raise in military.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    #poacherslivesmatter

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    Wish it were true,have no time for Poachers.

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