1. 06-15-16 12:03 PM #1
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    Why is the Media not reporting on the Resurrection, Part II

    so, Fifty people are confirmed dead in Orlando as a result of the gay shooting. The gay shooting the gays, whatever...

    this was after initially hearing that only twenty people were killed. Fifty was then confirmed as THE TOTAL. specifically confirmed!!! over and over, "we have fifty killed"

    now, three days later, it's 49! On the third day, He rose again from the dead..... who is this gay "Jesus" who has risen from the dead?

    why are we not hearing about Gay Jesus' resurrection? Is this more gay discrimination?
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  2. 06-15-16 12:04 PM #2
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    Do we have to worry about zombies now?
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    gay zombies shouldn't be too hard to dispatch.....

    imagine these guys dying and coming after you:

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  5. 06-15-16 12:27 PM #5
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    sadly, michael was scarier in life, than in death:

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    It's the gay alligator that ate the kid in Disney. Don't you know anything?
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    From what I heard, not sure if it's true and I dont' feel like Googling it, is the killer was number 50.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    gay zombies shouldn't be too hard to dispatch.....

    imagine these guys dying and coming after you:


    second from the right... a young JJ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
    From what I heard, not sure if it's true and I dont' feel like Googling it, is the killer was number 50.
    true, in adding up the tally of people he murdered, he shouldn't get credit for offing himself.....

    wouldn't want an asterisk by his name in the record book should someone come along and tie his record with fifty actual kills of others.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by bradthebloke View Post
    second from the right... a young JJ?
    I thought the same thing, but then noticed his package is wwwaayyyyy too big in comparison to JJ's......

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  11. 06-15-16 06:45 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    so, Fifty people are confirmed dead in Orlando as a result of the gay shooting. The gay shooting the gays, whatever...

    this was after initially hearing that only twenty people were killed. Fifty was then confirmed as THE TOTAL. specifically confirmed!!! over and over, "we have fifty killed"

    now, three days later, it's 49! On the third day, He rose again from the dead..... who is this gay "Jesus" who has risen from the dead?

    why are we not hearing about Gay Jesus' resurrection? Is this more gay discrimination?
    49 are the victims the 50th dead is the shooter.
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  12. 06-15-16 09:00 PM #12
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