[KillaryClinton]

I just wanna ask a few questions. Don't ask google for answers! Go straight from your memory!

Fill in the blanks

1. Darth Vader says "_____," I am your father
2. Forrest Gump says Life "___" like a box of chocolates
3. Famous HBO show was called Sex "__" the City
4. Famous movie was called Interview with "__" Vampire
5. Children's book series was named The Berenst__in Bears
6. Chi__ Fil- A
7. Hitler's eye color was "___"
8. Fr__t Loops cereal
9. Looney T__s was a cartoon television show for kids
10. Famous line from Snow White reads "______" Mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?



Now google them all and discover that you were wrong on most of them and everything you think you know has been erased from history. Not only that, but geography has been changed (South America has moved so far East it is basically now East America) and when I was young China was much larger than the United States, not the same size. Anyway, before getting too far off topic let's get back to what reality I am from.

Personally, I came from the reality of....
1. Luke
2. Is
3. And
4. The
5. "e"
6. I really don't even remember
7. Brown. I remember in grade school my teacher mocking Hitler because he supposedly said everyone should have blonde hair and blue eyes even though he didn't.
8. Froot Loops
9. Toons
10. Mirror













Welcome to the new world everyone, where your memories are being messed with.


Sorry everyone, but the curse of time travel/parallel universes has been placed on me and I feel it is necessary to welcome everyone to the wonderful world of..........

THE MANDELA EFFECT. Enjoy.

[packerd_00]

Yeah when did it change from the Berenstein Bears to Berenstain Bears.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Yeah when did it change from the Berenstein Bears to Berenstain Bears.

Pretty sure when Ron Jeremy took over writer/director/producer duties.

[packerd_00]

Pretty sure when Ron Jeremy took over writer/director/producer duties.

Lol! Touche

[Auto Donk]

Pretty sure when Ron Jeremy took over writer/director/producer duties.

throw in a side of Lewinski, and you have your answer.....

The Hedgehog was the idol of both me and my cousin ever since we found that "fukbook" containing a pictorial of him bangin' Brooke West on a beach, entitled "Great Cok Meets Great Coksucker."

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

The Hedgehog was the idol of both me and my cousin ever since we found that "fukbook" containing a pictorial of him bangin' Brooke West on a beach, entitled "Great Cok Meets Great Coksucker."

I started writing a porn humor column (topical issues) on that Usenet Newsgroup I've previously mentioned and a site emailed me and asked if they could have my permission to reprint it on their site (a who's who in porn at that time read/posted in that newsgroup; from AVN's Paul Fishbein/Mark Kearnes to Max Hardcore to Luke Ford to many of the starlets on & on).

Anyway, I ended up doing some stuff for some peeps here & there and in ~ 1999-2000 I was interviewing Britanny O'Connell via AIM (no skype back then, dammit!) and after I'd gone through all the obligatory stuff w/her, as we were wrapping up I casually just asked her about how she felt about the Hedgehog.

*LONG PAUSE*... "You're not using this, right?"... "No, Brittany."..."Um, I'm not fond of him."... "Well, what do the industry girls think of him, in general?" *LONG PAUSE*... "He's..... tolerated."

The above was verbatim; not earth-shattering, but I thought you'd appreciate the mindset of a porn gal at that time regarding ol Hedgehog. Of course, early on in Ginger Lynn's career she actually accused Jeremy of raping her (btw, James Deen was accused of rape last year from Stoya and a couple others -- but Deen was walking around this year's AVN awards seemingly carefree and no one seemed to care so... who knows?). All these years later, Hedgehog still hanging 'round PornLand.

And oh, regarding Brooke West. One of my early porn crushes. Big-tittied brunette with a shapely ass... holla! Btw, Brooke was the 11 in that movie I recently mentioned I saw with Cocoa cutie in the Caravelle motel in Cocoa Beach. Truth be told, tho... I'd known of Brooke even before that.

Man o' man, Donker... I could tell ya a few stories regarding Porndom in the late 90's-early 2000's; including one where Jessica Darlin's suitcase pimp hubby at the time (Bobby) started threatening me (as in kill) via email because I wrote some less than flattering things about a couple of her movie performances (all true, and nothing out of bounds in a review/critique). Turns out, he was a bona fide skinhead whackjob that lived in Vegas at the time (Jessica danced in the clubs). I found out alot about him cuz I corresponded w/ David Aaron Clark (R.I.P.) who directed for Extreme Associates @ the time (Rob Black/Tom Byron's outfit) and David told me personally everyone thought Bobby was a douche @ Extreme and laughed behind his back there all the time... BUT ... Black would throw him a bone from time to time cuz they wanted Jessica in their movies (Rob Black was the guy the government went to nail after his infamous PBS FRONTLINE dare).

Anyways... Bobby (then Jessica started emailing me and ranting) continued to threaten me so I told Bobby... how about this?: (My sis lived in Henderson at the time and I'd been going out to Vegas at least twice a year to visit couple weeks at a pop)... I told Bobby: There's a plaza near my sis's house near Sunset Station; has a Food Lion, McDonald's, etc., can't miss it. Told him exactly when and what time I'd be there waiting for him so please feel free to show up and say HI to me. Don't ya know, never heard a peep from either of them after that. Told David about it and he just LOL'd (And I posted at least a couple of the email exchanges over on another newsgroup that Brandy Alexander founded).

Oh geez... then I could tell you about how porn star Bianca Trump got Brandy fired from her Forest Lawn cemetery gig by e-bombing them exposing Brandy's porn past... Those two bitches HATED each other. Or how I busted Randy West pretending to be a "fan" on a site raving about his work (I had West's personal email from a previous correspondence and he had a lackey post as a fan from the same addy... not too bright.) As Jimmy Durante woulda said: I got a million of 'em....