[DiggityDaggityDo]

that glamour shot resembles my wife, hispanic version.... my wife's anglo, same facial shape and full lips....

that perp walk vid of her renders her about 100x less attractive than my wife....

heard in the local news she aborted the baby out of initial fear when the story of their affair started to leak out; she's now claiming they're in love and the news reported his family is "supportive" of his relationship with her.... come again? maybe they were happy he was finding a woman with a job....

funniest part of the local story is "other kids in class began to suspect something might be up when the kid was grabbin' her ass in class"..... that'll do it every time....

had a few teachers who you could tell would probably penetrate your brains out.... my sixth grade art teacher told me I had "pussy eating" lips, quite certain she probably spent some time masturbating thinkin' about me goin' down on her.... too bad she was a short little porker, or I might have porked her!

we had a high school english/literature teacher always finding a sexual angle on every f'n thing we discussed.... Kinda like the female version of me I guess.... Her husband was a coach, and I've told his story (Coach Dong); so I know they were up to all kinds of sexual shenanigans.... and in all likelihood swingers....

had one redhead babe teacher that the whole school wanted to fuk.... when I was a freshman, I got stuck with 7th period "study hall" and was one of two freshman in a class full of "cool" jock group seniors/juniors.... we had to be "silent" as soon as the bell rang and weren't supposed to say a word.... well, my friend was telling me a story as the bell rang, and kept telling it; she yells at him to shut up b/c the bell had rung, and in an effort to I guess "earn his stripes" with the cool clique upperclassmen, he stands up and yells as he's pointing at her "YOU'RE JUST MAD BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN GIVING ME GOOD HEAD!!!!!"

The whole class erupts in laughter and she yells "go to the office"... he throws his hands up and yells, "BUT WHAT DID I SAY?!?!?!"

Donker, how exactly did this come up in conversation?

[Auto Donk]

Ah, memories....


Saw this movie with a Cocoa Beach girlie I picked up in a bar right next to the beach in the freakin' 80's!

Bar sat right next to The Fawlty Towers motel (near Ron Jon) which made the news coupla years ago for going ALL NUDE resort (went back to regular motel ~year ago tho, damn them!)

BUT, I saw it with Cocoa cutie (well, kinda sorta saw it) at the Caravelle motel a stone's throw away on the Causeway. Back in the days when some no-tell motels use to show closed circuit VHS porn in the rooms. The Caravelle use to have a bar lounge attached where it was like a kid in a candy store for Cocoa poon. I practically lived there on my off days and I was coming from Daytona!

The Caravelle was unfortunately torn down for some medical buildings some time ago (fukkers don't know bout priorities!) --- but, I saw an old Caravelle motel room key for sale on E-bay last year and almost bought it for old time's sake (for real). Guy wanted like 15 beans for it or sumthing. Guaranteed I used that key.....

Thanks for joggin the ol memories, Mo

I'd jumped down the page too far to initially see who posted this, i could only see the top half of the video picture, and the text....

but the attention to detail and near instant recall encyclopedic knowledge of the topic rendered it immediately clear that it was biter....

another classic story....

[Auto Donk]

Donker, how exactly did this come up in conversation?

I had (still have) rather full lips..... some ho I was having a tiff with called me "n-word lips".... after chastising said young ho, we were painting on our various projects around the class room, I was working at a small table with no one else too close by, and she seized the opportunity to slide in with this: "I wouldn't worry about those lips, some day women are going to love you for them. You have pussy eating lips".... then she coyly slithered away....

even tho she wasn't hot, I still felt my kahk jump....

so I can see the control these predators have over young boys with out of control hormones starting to rage.....

I may have that sixth grade yearbook around, If I can find it, I'm going to photograph what she wrote in that damn thing.....

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I had (still have) rather full lips..... some ho I was having a tiff with called me "n-word lips".... after chastising said young ho, we were painting on our various projects around the class room, I was working at a small table with no one else too close by, and she seized the opportunity to slide in with this: "I wouldn't worry about those lips, some day women are going to love you for them. You have pussy eating lips".... then she coyly slithered away....

even tho she wasn't hot, I still felt my kahk jump....

so I can see the control these predators have over young boys with out of control hormones starting to rage.....

I may have that sixth grade yearbook around, If I can find it, I'm going to photograph what she wrote in that damn thing.....

[Auto Donk]

haha... all those old yearbooks were indeed on a shelf in a bookcase.....

read em and weep boys..... I was reelin' in cougars/milfs during sixth grade..... I should have made it even more fun for her, I guess.... as even at that age I probably packed more than she'd ever dealt with before..... (no black people in Corpus back then):

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Can't see the picture, Donker.

[Auto Donk]

now I should post her photo and see if the moneyshot would drive four hours to be locked out of a hotel room by her.....

[DiggityDaggityDo]

now I should post her photo and see if the moneyshot would drive four hours to be locked out of a hotel room by her.....

[Auto Donk]

I had (still have) rather full lips..... some ho I was having a tiff with called me "n-word lips".... after chastising said young ho, we were painting on our various projects around the class room, I was working at a small table with no one else too close by, and she seized the opportunity to slide in with this: "I wouldn't worry about those lips, some day women are going to love you for them. You have pussy eating lips".... then she coyly slithered away....

even tho she wasn't hot, I still felt my kahk jump....

so I can see the control these predators have over young boys with out of control hormones starting to rage.....

I may have that sixth grade yearbook around, If I can find it, I'm going to photograph what she wrote in that damn thing.....

and, thinkin' back on it, the confidence she gave me with regard to my future of pussy eating, and how women were going to love my f'n full lips, probably is responsible for a large part of my "off the charts over the top" sexual game.....

generally ever woman I've gone down on admits, particularly if I see her more than a half dozen times, four primary things, usually in this order: 1. i've got the hardest f'n kahk they ever had; 2. I fuk harder and with more force than anyone they've ever had , 3. i eat pussy better than anyone they've ever had, and 4 i'm the best overall lover they've ever had

[Auto Donk]

don't know if you can see it or not.... copying it to here:



bitch obviously had "eyes" for me, and was making them at me in class pretty much all year.... probably should have went ahead and tagged her just to scratch "fukkin' a pedophilic teacher while still in the sixth grade" off my bucket list

[DiggityDaggityDo]

We have to see a picture of "Eyes".

[Ghenghis Kahn]

donker, we thought you were representing this slut. some are saying she will spend a long time jail. that's a travesty... she is every 13 yo horn dog's dream.

who is that on your avatar? tank abbott?

[Auto Donk]

without further ado.... here's the teacher that could have been no. 2 on that now rather lengthy list of the women I've nailed... and no, that's not a ranking, but rather means my second piece of ass in my lifetime.....

she even wrote "beauty" next to her photo.... I'd forgotten all about that.... didn't even realize it back then, but she was trying to subconsciously seduce me with such tactics..... and no, I didn't blur this photo... that's how shitty a yearbook put together by seventh graders actually looks......

looking closely at the photo, it's also clear to me why I didn't go ahead and fuk her at the time..... tho, she wasn't lacking confidence, so she might have had a lot of game in the bedroom.... (then again, on the flipside, how much confidence does a short, stubby art teacher really need to seduce sixth graders?)

horny art teacher.jpg

[Auto Donk]

donker, we thought you were representing this slut. some are saying she will spend a long time jail. that's a travesty... she is every 13 yo horn dog's dream.

who is that on your avatar? tank abbott?

Big Bob....

[Auto Donk]

looks like the original didn't post correctly, either.... wtf, sbr?

it's clear she had these types of plans for Young Donk.....

[DiggityDaggityDo]

without further ado.... here's the teacher that could have been no. 2 on that now rather lengthy list of the women I've nailed... and no, that's not a ranking, but rather means my second piece of ass in my lifetime.....

she even wrote "beauty" next to her photo.... I'd forgotten all about that.... didn't even realize it back then, but she was trying to subconsciously seduce me with such tactics..... and no, I didn't blur this photo... that's how shitty a yearbook put together by seventh graders actually looks......

looking closely at the photo, it's also clear to me why I didn't go ahead and fuk her at the time..... tho, she wasn't lacking confidence, so she might have had a lot of game in the bedroom.... (then again, on the flipside, how much confidence does a short, stubby art teacher really need to seduce sixth graders?)

horny art teacher.jpg

You did the right thing, Donker.

She was going to make you go down on her with your n-word lips.

[Auto Donk]

You did the right thing, Donker.

She was going to make you go down on her with your n-word lips.

true, which poses an interesting question.... I give her credit for instilling confidence in myself and my n-word lips, knowing that babes were sure to love them being present in their nether regions (they do), but what if I'd fulfilled her wishes? If she stuffed had my head into her presumably musky late thirty's vag, perhaps it would have destroyed my desire for future pussy eating, such that my n-word lips would, in the spirit of most n-words, never gone near a pussy for the purposes of eating it.....

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

WOW... amazing stuff... ol "Eyes" wanted Donk's one-eye paint brush to splash her canvas... 100%.

She woulda told ya in the throes of passion to pull a Jackson Pollock and just spray it anywhere -- whatta freak ol "Eyes" was; and now that I know what she looks like, I gotta hunt down Linda Lovelace's Dogarama cuz I'm thinking it's probably +100 odds that she's in it. FREAKY DEAKY "EYES"... holla

Hell... I had nuns grades k-8 (with the exception of a kindergarten & 3rd grade civilian); the best lookin nun was Sister Mary Grace -- and by best lookin I mean she was a 1. The other nuns were negative integers.

In retrospect, I can still see my kindergarten teacher in my mind's eye... and she was like 24yrs old and pretty hot. Unfortunately, I hadn't developed any game at 5yrs old so I have no sordid tales to tell of her writing "want to put your crayon in my sharpener?" or anything remotely close to that; somehow tho, I now feel if Donk was in my class, she probably would've drawn a pic of her vulva on his Etch A Sketch.

[Da Manster!]

good stuff Donk...I knew you wouldn't disappoint!...

[Ghenghis Kahn]

crazy mother fukkers talking about teachers in 6th grade and at tender age of 5. you didn't even have your wetdreams yet. wtf?

when you're still playing with gi joes while riding your bmx, these stories get a little weird. this kid at least had a stash. you can't be talking about doing your teacher if you didn't have your pubes yet. c'mon now... that's a straight up child molestation. but i wouldn't expect anything less from donker...

[Auto Donk]

crazy mother fukkers talking about teachers in 6th grade and at tender age of 5. you didn't even have your wetdreams yet. wtf?

when you're still playing with gi joes while riding your bmx, these stories get a little weird. this kid at least had a stash. you can't be talking about doing your teacher if you didn't have your pubes yet. c'mon now... that's a straight up child molestation. but i wouldn't expect anything less from donker...

hah, reminds me of the time some friends and I found some fuk books (term we used for penthouses, hustlers, etc back in the day) at one guy's house.... (his dad's stash), we were in 7th grade, and our little brothers were like in 1st-2nd grades. we all had a magazine in our hands, and were lookin' at the various photos and commenting on them. Well, one bitch was way ahead of her time (this was the late seventies), and had shaved her bush....

As she was in my mag, I say something along the lines of "Wow, this one's shaved!!!".... The guy' s little brother, who had just picked up a mag and started lookin' through it, yells out "YAH, THIS ONE'S SHAVED TOO!!!" I say "let me see" and grab the mag from him, and see as much bush as a typical 70's ho in hustler.... I say "wtf are you talkin' about?" and the youngster says "She shaved her dick off, right?"

you can imagine the laughter that followed on that day that young lad figured out the difference between boys and girls.....

[Ghenghis Kahn]

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

I did sneak into my 1st porno theater in the late 70's when I just turned 16; was somewhat apprehensive they were gonna kick me out but I was already 6'2 with decent facial hair so the ticket gal never blinked.

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