1. 05-18-16 03:43 PM #1
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    You TOO Can be LIKE AutoDonk...

    yeah right...

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  2. 05-18-16 03:44 PM #2
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    yeah, you too can be like Donk.

    That`s a good one!!



    edit:

    was stoned. Sorry.
    High now - was stoned then!

    ...outright owns the got-damn forum!!
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  3. 05-18-16 06:00 PM #3
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    lets just make this a donk appreciation thread
    he rly is one of the most underrated/most entertaining niggas on here
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  4. 05-18-16 06:02 PM #4
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    and i read all his posts in "donk" voice now and feel like hunting lions with my bare hands when i get done reading em
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  5. 05-18-16 06:19 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackHIPPY View Post
    and i read all his posts in "donk" voice now and feel like hunting lions with my bare hands when i get done reading em
    you too?

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  6. 05-18-16 06:24 PM #6
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  7. 05-18-16 06:39 PM #7
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    I have to be straight with you guys... This man has given me at least two hours of his time concerning a legal matter...

    When I asked how I could repay him, he suggested that I START a thread on the forum

    in which I imply that he is "God-like",

    I also have to shine his shoes at the next bash.


    I agreed to it. What am I going to do?
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  8. 05-18-16 06:40 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    It is the saloon Bro`... sometimes silly shit happens!!
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  9. 05-18-16 06:52 PM #9
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    Hey pp 5 posts already you looking for some brownie points
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  10. 05-18-16 07:01 PM #10
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  11. 05-18-16 07:05 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by grekos View Post
    Hey pp 5 posts already you looking for some brownie points
    Wrote that I was stoned...

    geez

    You did/do have a choice to s t f u, ya know?
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  12. 05-18-16 07:36 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    Get aces cracked 80% of the time on SBR poker?
    i know the cards that are coming.... I know I am going to lose with the better hand.....

    it is part of my divine plan

    today, for example, i knew AggieShawn needed a good showing and some betpoints, so I told him to call my shove with his 78 offsuit vs. my aq, as I saw he would boat with the hand.....

    he made the call, and felted me..... it was part of my plan
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  13. 05-18-16 07:38 PM #13
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    thank you for the thread and appreciation, PP.....

    damn, I can't stop looking at my avatar....

    like austin powers when he meets himself.... all I can say is "DAMN, YOU ARE HANDSOME"
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  14. 05-18-16 07:41 PM #14
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    PP hope you know how to wipe you're ass with you're left hand because a dislocated right one isn't fun,be careful.
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  15. 05-19-16 01:45 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by grekos View Post
    PP hope you know how to wipe you're ass with you're left hand because a dislocated right one isn't fun,be careful.
    Not afraid of you unless you come at me from behind...

    like fags do...

    which seems about your speed.

    To threaten me for a silly post suggests to me that you might be psychotic.

    be careful? my advice to you is...

    Fukk off!
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  16. 05-19-16 09:00 AM #16
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    funny how any thread either created by me, in honor of me, or evening mentioning me quickly becomes a testosterone filled galley of men ready to fight, rampage, rape and pillage......

    I see I'm finally rubbing off on a few of you guys..... trust me, it will benefit you in life in the long run.....
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  17. 05-19-16 04:57 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    funny how any thread either created by me, in honor of me, or evening mentioning me quickly becomes a testosterone filled galley of men ready to fight, rampage, rape and pillage......
    I see I'm finally rubbing off on a few of you guys..... trust me, it will benefit you in life in the long run.....
    You have a sick sense of humor.

    The man threatened me with bodily harm for ...

    Alerted the authorities (NSA).

    They informed me that they were aware and "on it".

    asked them for a "pick" and they told me to "fukk off".

    Coincidence? I think not!
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  18. 05-19-16 10:30 PM #18
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    Donk is John Riggins in disguise
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  19. 05-20-16 05:54 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by lakerboy View Post
    Donk is John Riggins in disguise
    Indeed. And this man also...not for the looks, crack addiction, skin color or any other reason......., than "the voice"

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