1. 05-11-16 06:06 PM #1
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    Did you hear about the guy who was half Italian and half Polish?

    He made himself an offer he couldn't understand.
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  2. 05-11-16 06:09 PM #2
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    He is also very dumb. And Hairy.
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  3. 05-11-16 06:10 PM #3
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    He also has a Polish sausage
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  4. 05-11-16 06:11 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    He also has a Polish sausage
    And meatballs.
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  5. 05-11-16 06:12 PM #5
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    noodle sausage????
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  6. 05-11-16 06:14 PM #6
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    Henri your a dumb fuk

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  7. 05-11-16 06:15 PM #7
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  8. 05-11-16 06:16 PM #8
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    I don't get it????
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  9. 05-11-16 06:16 PM #9
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    Did you hear about the pollok who bought a toilet brush?

    3 days later he went back to paper
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  10. 05-11-16 06:16 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    And meatballs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by actiondan View Post
    Did you hear about the pollok who bought a toilet brush?

    3 days later he went back to paper
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  12. 05-11-16 06:22 PM #12
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    How many pollocks does it take to change a light bulb?

    Five. One to hold the bulb and four to rotate the step ladder.
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  13. 05-11-16 06:26 PM #13
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    How do you get a one arm pollock out of a tree? Wave to him
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  14. 05-11-16 06:26 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    I don't get it????
    Toniest have you ever had a Polish sausage?
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  15. 05-11-16 06:30 PM #15
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    I thought this was a gambling forum not fuking comedy central. Who will win tonight blues or stars. Seems like coinflip. All anybody talks about here is sausages.
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  16. 05-11-16 06:30 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Toniest have you ever had a Polish sausage?
    Yes. Costco
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  17. 05-11-16 06:32 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Yes. Costco
    Toniest they are delicious
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  18. 05-11-16 06:33 PM #18
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    I once saw a Polish daredevil named Evil Kewolski

    His specialty was jumping over 15 motorcycles in a schoolbus
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  19. 05-11-16 06:34 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Henri your a dumb fuk.

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    . It's my main scene
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  20. 05-11-16 06:35 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by henri View Post
    . It's my main scene
    Good call on Minnesota past 2 days. They are pretty good.
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  21. 05-11-16 06:37 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Toniest they are delicious
    Smokiest go try it
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  22. 05-11-16 06:40 PM #22
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    Italian sausage much better. The kind with the garlic in it. Polish sausage overrated.
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  23. 05-11-16 06:44 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Toniest have you ever had a Polish sausage?
    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Yes. Costco
    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Toniest they are delicious
    Loaded with onions.
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  24. 05-11-16 06:44 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by themike78 View Post
    Italian sausage much better. The kind with the garlic in it. Polish sausage overrated.
    Bullshit
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  25. 05-11-16 06:45 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Loaded with onions.
    No onions daggles
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  26. 05-11-16 06:46 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Smokiest go try it
    I did toniest. Not from Costco though. From local meat market
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  27. 05-11-16 06:47 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    No onions daggles
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  28. 05-11-16 06:47 PM #28
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    A fukin sausagefest thread.
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  29. 05-11-16 06:50 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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  30. 05-11-16 07:01 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by themike78 View Post
    A fukin sausagefest thread.
    Mike, you don't like sausages?
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  31. 05-11-16 07:18 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    That's just wrong!
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  32. 05-11-16 07:36 PM #32
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    fukks going on here

    i've been away a week and you guys are doing tubesteak threads already

    which shift henri is this?
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  33. 05-11-16 07:40 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Mike, you don't like sausages?
    Yes I do, but when I'm talking about sausages with other guys it makes me nervous.
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  34. 05-11-16 07:57 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by themike78 View Post
    Yes I do, but when I'm talking about sausages with other guys it makes me nervous.
    you will be able to shit through a screen by the time these guys get through with this thread
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  35. 05-11-16 08:10 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    fukks going on here

    i've been away a week and you guys are doing tubesteak threads already

    which shift henri is this?
    Welcome back Manny.

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