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    DonkLand Culture--Donk Diggler at a Tony Award Winning Musical? Say it ain't so....

    As part of DonkLand's Birthday Celebration for the exquisite missus, I'll be catching a Tony award winning Broadway musical today as it tours through H-town....

    you boys in toronto can see it later this month as it heads north....

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    not all about boots and beers and rubber fists, boys.....

    ps.... waves/weeder, you now have my exact location and time that I'll be there -- down to the f'n seat numbers.... feel free to arrange an attempted hit, as I feel I may need a little excitement to keep me awake if my past experience with broadway musicals is any indicator.....

    pss... the seats are way up in the front, 5th row.... I hope you two can make it

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    How far do you live from Downtown Houston?

    I knew a few hookers there years ago

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    live northwest now, 25 mins from downtown

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    I had to delete that dark humor, happy bday Donker.
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    how far do you live from downtown houston?

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    Can't u get Low T from those musicals?

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    What the hells going on in that avatar ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jtoler View Post
    I had to delete that dark humor, happy bday Donker.
    it was the wife's bday, thus the Tony Award winning musical.....

    my bday would involve much "darker, prurient pursuits...."

    and fook, I missed the humor.... pm it to me

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    Quote Originally Posted by dfish View Post
    What the hells going on in that avatar ?
    some dickweed was bitching that everyone was using his avatar.... the little gerbil in the corner holding the tennis racket....

    I would have used that avatar just to further piss off said dickweed, but noted that it wasn't holding a rubber fist, so I opted for a personal avatar....

    then i said fuk it, might as well use both of them

    if you were inquiring about the larger portion of the avatar, that's just me on halloween in my Traditional Fister Roberto outfit, complete with drawn on rollie fingers mustache, sombrero from nuevo laredo, customized shirt, mexican blanket cape, and one rubber fist tied around my neck for use at the Traditional Halloween Swinger's Ball we used to go to in Htown.....

    rubber fist always gets more action than I do, and generally has to go to the free clinic sometime between nov 6 - nov 10 each year

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    ps.... waves/weeder, you now have my exact location and time that I'll be there -- down to the f'n seat numbers.... feel free to arrange an attempted hit, as I feel I may need a little excitement to keep me awake if my past experience with broadway musicals is any indicator.....

    pss... the seats are way up in the front, 5th row.... I hope you two can make it
    After visiting my brother in Baytown, I drove the 30 minutes to Sarofim Hall. I waited until the show let out, but unfortunately didn't see you amongst the crowd.

    Next time tell me exactly what you're wearing, so I can easily spot you & carry out the hit.

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    i was one of the few under fifty in the orchestra, waves, about a foot taller than the rest of the geriatrics around me; with a beautiful brunette on my arm....

    couldn't miss me.....

    unless your lame ass actually shot at me, then i'm quite certain you would

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