1. 04-23-16 06:28 PM #36
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    we need nips or this shit don't count.
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  2. 04-23-16 06:33 PM #37
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    Donker GL in the tourney (RSH obv if you lose). I def want a shout out in any video you make including the ones that wont be posted on SBR.
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  3. 04-23-16 10:55 PM #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Donker GL in the tourney (RSH obv if you lose). I def want a shout out in any video you make including the ones that wont be posted on SBR.
    DFWTD............

    they did, and they lost, in the poker room tonight..... DONK will be sailing the high seas on the Allure of the Seas this December as a finalist in Royal Caribbean's "Royal Poker Tour Texas Holdem Poker Tournament Championship".....

    KJ did in a pro from Dallas' desperation shove with 54 suited......

    ..... Don't Fuk With The Donk..........

    they even gave me a little trophy!!!

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  4. 04-23-16 11:02 PM #39
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  5. 04-23-16 11:20 PM #40
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    Mods please repost/crosspost to poker forum as this is premium poker content and potential hall of fame material
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  6. 04-24-16 01:16 AM #41
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    donk,
    the wife in skimpy micro thongs would be greatly appreciated by yours truly and a shout out for me!.....if you ever decide to come the DC area, lunch and drinks are on me!...
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  7. 04-24-16 10:00 AM #42
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    Donk,
    You deserve peace for the remainder of your vacation.
    In an effort to make that a reality, I have cleaned and vacated your home
    ...no charge for me "professionally" house-squatting.
    I`m a good dude!
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  8. 04-24-16 12:37 PM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    DFWTD............

    they did, and they lost, in the poker room tonight..... DONK will be sailing the high seas on the Allure of the Seas this December as a finalist in Royal Caribbean's "Royal Poker Tour Texas Holdem Poker Tournament Championship".....

    KJ did in a pro from Dallas' desperation shove with 54 suited......

    ..... Don't Fuk With The Donk..........

    they even gave me a little trophy!!!

    who is that guy?
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  9. 04-24-16 01:41 PM #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    who is that guy?
    John Travolta?
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  10. 04-24-16 01:57 PM #45
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    Just caught this adventure

    Donker!! I tried to tell em DFWTD but they didn't listen, good work pal!

    now we need the after party trip report with detailed pics of previously mentioned micro thongs
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  11. 04-24-16 01:58 PM #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by SBRMAN23 View Post
    John Travolta?
    Yes
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  12. 04-24-16 02:06 PM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post

    How much you give back to those fruity fortunes slots in the background?
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  13. 04-24-16 03:36 PM #48
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    one of those fukkers in the background took $240 off me and then malfunctioned when I finally hit the spin (one of those f'n "wheel of fortune" slots -- took out my frustration on the mescin attendant who tried to fix the f'n thing).... kitty glitter paid as usual..... all in all, down about 400 in slots..... up 1400 in poker, plus a free cruise and entry into a 100,000 prize pool trny this december while on the cruise..... on the biggest f'n cruise ship on the f'n planet.....

    and I know how to pronounce Idina Menzel, mother fukkers.....



    and I don't suck dick to get movie roles.....

    tho after hammering that final table, I did hear some mo fo who I busted out saying something about me being "wickedly talented" at the poker table....
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  14. 04-24-16 03:41 PM #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    thanks, biter.....

    in Jamaica, after lounging around the beach with my "wife on display", I had to spend approximately 4 1/2 mins in the "hut" in the back ground.....


    out for the day.....
    Donker, you are one exceedingly handsome man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Donker, you are one exceedingly handsome man.
    I don't know whether to be flattered or unnerved.....

    j/k.... thanks.... tho it wasn't me that our stateroom attendant was obsessing over..... I really felt that I was being watched while bangin' away in celebration of my trny win at 4 am this morning.... pretty sure he planted a hidden cam..... dude checked on my wife every f'n 30 mins, even walking in to "change the ice" he'd just brought her after I went to play poker, even tho she'd put the "do not disturb sign up".....

    but, can you really blame him???





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  16. 04-24-16 04:29 PM #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    who is that guy?
    your worst mutha fukkin' nightmare if you duck me in Vegas again....
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  17. 04-24-16 06:10 PM #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    your worst mutha fukkin' nightmare if you duck me in Vegas again....
    Donker when are you going to Vegas?
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  18. 04-24-16 10:24 PM #53
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    That donker fella is handsome. Chick not so bad herself.
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  19. 04-24-16 10:31 PM #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by downsouth View Post
    That donker fella is handsome. Chick not so bad herself.
    Settle, TC... settle

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  20. 04-25-16 06:36 AM #55
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    this thread is getting off track here.....

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  21. 04-25-16 07:43 AM #56
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    its all a bunch of gobbiltygunk!
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  22. 04-25-16 08:49 AM #57
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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    Settle, TC... settle


    Mrs. TC been holding out a little over the weekend. Claimed to be sick. Makes it easy to get overstimulated.
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  23. 04-25-16 01:30 PM #58
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  24. 04-25-16 02:32 PM #59
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    this thread is getting off track here.....
    off track? really? where the fukk are you taking us, with your Freddie Mercury queer shit? ?
    someone drug you on your cruise down south and "get to you"
    what the fukk is wrong with you?
    do you not know that you are a role model to the young aspiring lawyers/professionals her on the forum?
    and even fukks like me, that are a few minutes older than you??? you think we like being introduced to...
    ahh, fukk it.
    I know my going into your home was wrong, but I did tidy the place up AND left everything where I
    found it/with a note and a doober!!

    for crying out loud...

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/YWraQkaUCDM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
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  25. 04-25-16 02:48 PM #60
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    Oh shit, Donk pasted the wrong video. Now we know what he's really into.

    Donk, has it all been a charade? It's always those hiding in the closet who put on the biggest show for charade.

    Donk's 10,000th post could really be a surprise for the Forum.



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  26. 04-25-16 04:53 PM #61
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    hell, with all the comments on my looks/appearance, I thought I was just giving the masses what they wanted with that gay ass shit.....

    I only found it when I went searching on youtube of Austin Powers saying to himself (when he comes back from the future), "DAMN YOU ARE HANDSOME, MAN....."

    Since that clip wasn't out there by itself, I went with the fahgs that popped up on that vid..... and for the record, I didn't even watch the vid, so I have no clue what they did or didn't do in it.... not that there's anything wrong with that.....

    shit, only a few posts away..... I gotta go make a video.......
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  27. 04-25-16 05:09 PM #62
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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    donk,
    the wife in skimpy micro thongs would be greatly appreciated by yours truly and a shout out for me!.....if you ever decide to come the DC area, lunch and drinks are on me!...
    bump...
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  28. 04-25-16 05:12 PM #63
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    Hey Donker (in your vid)... "accidently" drop a pen or sumpthin behind you just for TC, so ya gotta turn and bend to pick it up.

    Guy desperately needs some relief it appears... dude needs ya to do him a solid -- last thing we need is another Killeen Luby's-style shooting in Georgia.
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  29. 04-26-16 12:00 AM #64
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    Donk, I understand that you are a "people-pleaser". Still, maybe those who like pickles, should find it on another site?

    I also did not play vid, image very disturbing!

    Thank you Sir.
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  30. 04-28-16 11:15 AM #65
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    When I first met my wife, I told her I wanted to die smothered in a pair of large breasts

    Donker, I'll be in touch, those look ideal pal. Well done
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    When I first met my wife, I told her I wanted to die smothered in a pair of large breasts

    Donker, I'll be in touch, those look ideal pal. Well done
    I already called DIBS.

    Sloppy seconds for you, pal.
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  32. 04-28-16 09:32 PM #67
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    I call dibs on sloppy seconds
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
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    ... Man with a plan.
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  34. 04-29-16 01:00 AM #69
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    All this homo shit, and i still didnt get to read post 10,000?
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  35. 04-30-16 03:29 AM #70
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    All this homo shit, and i still didnt get to read post 10,000?
    sayin` man. I am giving consideration to ringing the "proverbial bell" thread if AutoDonkDude does not post over the weekend.

    I am of the thinking the he has been whacked, but have been trying to show some patience/decorum.

    I re read my shit, had to laugh.
    Me, the man that partied at his home the first couple days of his cruise without invitation.
    Like I know much of anything about decorum!!
    and even less about patience.
    Fukk it, ringing bell later today unless...
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