1. 04-14-16 12:50 PM #1
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    How Much Dollars Did You Spend on Your Engagement Ring?

    This answer will define you
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  2. 04-14-16 01:53 PM #2
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    how many stupid questions can you come up with daily.

    Whats the difference, half the people on this forum are broke dicks and lucky to get laid once a year nevermind find someone to merry.

    i spent roughly $7k
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  3. 04-14-16 01:56 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by biggie12 View Post
    how many stupid questions can you come up with daily.

    Whats the difference, half the people on this forum are broke dicks and lucky to get laid once a year nevermind find someone to merry.

    i spent roughly $7k
    Wow bro you better not let your lady find out about your bet sizes. That ring should have cost 30K!

    Nicely done.
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  4. 04-14-16 01:59 PM #4
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    Yeah buddy women are stupid. You show up with a 1/4 carat diamond ring and you tell her you spent $10k she will believe it.
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  5. 04-14-16 02:02 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by tatddy View Post
    Wow bro you better not let your lady find out about your bet sizes. That ring should have cost 30K!

    Nicely done.
    She will never know the real amounts i gamble. She would of been gone ages ago.
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  6. 04-14-16 02:06 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by biggie12 View Post
    She will never know the real amounts i gamble. She would of been gone ages ago.
    They always know....just as long as you're throwing her a trip and a gift every now and then it's allll good.
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  7. 04-14-16 02:14 PM #7
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    Can we just merge all the retarded seaweed and megamillionslose threads into one shitpost containment thread?
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  8. 04-14-16 02:16 PM #8
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  9. 04-14-16 02:32 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    This answer will define you
    U trying to marry ur grandma?
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  10. 04-14-16 02:44 PM #10
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    $30,000
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  11. 04-14-16 03:18 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Can we just merge all the retarded seaweed and megamillionslose threads into one shitpost containment thread?
    Agreed. Having to scroll that extra third of an inch is just too taxing.

    My God, what a premadonna this Jake character is.
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  12. 04-14-16 03:41 PM #12
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    I like a clean board giant. My time is valuable and wading through shit post after shit post is time consuming. I want all the shit posts on one place.
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  13. 04-14-16 03:46 PM #13
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    There is nothing funnier than a guy coming back to the same thread to say he hates it.

    Booya, check in.
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  14. 04-14-16 03:49 PM #14
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    that shits way over rated son , youl see the older you get ..no need try to buy someones love
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  15. 04-14-16 03:50 PM #15
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    Why would anyone waste that type of money on a girl seems like a jerk off move
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  16. 04-14-16 03:51 PM #16
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    The Giant next time you log in as saer time for some new material ski mask
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  17. 04-14-16 03:58 PM #17
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    Smoke, you're fat.

    This is a thread based on people talking about engagement rings.

    We would have to get an onion ring to fit around your sausage fingers.

    Do not upset me today.
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  18. 04-14-16 04:02 PM #18
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    You're an asshole The Giant

    I gave you 2 points today too
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  19. 04-14-16 04:03 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Smoke, you're fat.

    This is a thread based on people talking about engagement rings.

    We would have to get an onion ring to fit around your sausage fingers.

    Do not upset me today.
    LOL
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  20. 04-14-16 04:04 PM #20
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    Giant lent is over.
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  21. 04-14-16 04:04 PM #21
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    I'm not in the mood today, Smoke.

    You don't want to see me angry.

    One time at Covers a poster got me so angry, we met at an Arby's, and I put a beating on him. Seaweed can confirm this.
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  22. 04-14-16 04:08 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    I'm not in the mood today, Smoke.

    You don't want to see me angry.

    One time at Covers a poster got me so angry, we met at an Arby's, and I put a beating on him. Seaweed can confirm this.
    The Giant why are you in a bad mood today?
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  23. 04-14-16 04:14 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    The Giant why are you in a bad mood today?
    I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me.

    She came home the other night and wanted me to eat her out. So I started, and she was more wet than usual. I thought maybe it was due to this new technique I was trying, but it turns out she had just come from seeing a guy. A black guy. I tasted his jizz.

    It was humiliating, Smokey.

    I'd rather not talk about it.
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  24. 04-14-16 04:14 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    I'm not in the mood today, Smoke.

    You don't want to see me angry.

    One time at Covers a poster got me so angry, we met at an Arby's, and I put a beating on him. Seaweed can confirm this.
    Arbys is very underrated.

    Roast beef always rare like my girls
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  25. 04-14-16 05:07 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me.

    She came home the other night and wanted me to eat her out. So I started, and she was more wet than usual. I thought maybe it was due to this new technique I was trying, but it turns out she had just come from seeing a guy. A black guy. I tasted his jizz.

    It was humiliating, Smokey.

    I'd rather not talk about it.
    Oh wow The Giant

    I hope you will overcome this one day

    Best of luck

    Toodles
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  26. 04-14-16 05:27 PM #26
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    I think the formula is: (3 months wages) * (8 - dick size)
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  27. 04-14-16 05:49 PM #27
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  28. 04-14-16 07:27 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    There is nothing funnier than a guy coming back to the same thread to say he hates it.

    Booya, check in.
    I will check in...this Giant fukk actually thinks he is relevant here...You are a nobody you worthless fukk...seaweeds little dikk in his mouth right now
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  29. 04-14-16 07:38 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    I will check in..
    Duh.
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  30. 04-14-16 07:43 PM #30
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    jerkoffs get married
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  31. 04-14-16 07:56 PM #31
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    i penetrate bitches for sport.. I don't own any..
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  32. 04-14-16 08:09 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by kmarinouofm View Post
    i penetrate bitches for sport.. I don't own any..
    What's the biggest hippo you have caught so far?
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  33. 04-14-16 08:10 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by eidolon View Post
    What's the biggest hippo you have caught so far?

    last i saw your mother she was pushing 220

    chrome off a tailpipe I tell you what..
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  34. 04-14-16 09:04 PM #34
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    another inane question.....
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  35. 04-14-16 11:32 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by kmarinouofm View Post
    last i saw your mother she was pushing 220

    chrome off a tailpipe I tell you what..
    Congrats!
    You caught something alright: hepatitis C. Have a good time!
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