due to the number of PM's I get asking me to "share my secrets" on picking up women, closing the deal in bars, gettin' laid, etc., I have decided to share a few of my secrets and offer "daily lessons" for the masses of never-get-laid harddicks here at SBR.....

first off, I know not all of you are 6'3 225lbs and the tall dark and handsome type that babes crave....

in other words, you're not me.....

but let's set that aside for a minute, and focus on the proper way to close at the bar.....

ah, fuk it....

my posts are always way too f'n long-winded, so fuk going through in detail all that "properly closing in a bar" entails....


so, without further ado, I'll just do it by way of photograph, for as they say, a photograph is worth a thousand words.....

this is Donk's usual method of leaving the bar with a babe: