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    Jessica Simpson still got it?













    Not bad for a Mom of two.
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    That's some tig o bitties

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    I'm all over that like white on rice, Diggity.

    I would do things to her body that would make Auto Donk blush.
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    disgusting

    remove her from here

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    I would shove her right tit deep in my mouth and then proceed to left tit

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    disgusting

    remove her from here
    The guy who hasn't had sex in 15 years thinks Jessica Simpson is disgusting?

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    She's weird always has been. I dont know.

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    dead heat in a blimp race

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    So fukkin fine!!

    I would bury my dikk so deep in that ass that whoever could pull it out would be declared King Arthur.

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    got that 10% thick all women should have - not skinny and hungry look, so yes shes on top the list . any list

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    Is king Mayan still dating her?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slipknot26 View Post
    That's some tig o bitties
    They really do make everything bigger in Texas.
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    I would bet Wizzles bankroll on her puss smelling like 2 month old hot trash...Guaranteed.

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    Diggity
    2 pts , 1 for each mammoth breatstesses
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    If Tony Romo dumped her that says it all .. Got Jenny Craig?

    Jessica's Heartbreak

    By Michelle Tan
    She Was Hoping for a Ring. Instead She Was Given the Boot. Why Jessica Simpson's Nearly Two-Year Relationship with Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo Ended on the Night Before Her 29th Birthday, Leaving Her "Heartbroken"


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    GT
    You can fix the smell in a couple of days
    Then pop it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slipknot26 View Post
    GT
    You can fix the smell in a couple of days
    Then pop it
    It stinks

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    Febreeze

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    disgusting

    remove her from here
    More JJs taste...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Slipknot26 View Post
    Febreeze
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    Jessica Simpson looks like an EXTREME EMOTIONAL BITCH

    Probably very hard to please.

    Probably cause you to drink your liver away.

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    Slipper gets it

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    I would bury my rod so deep in those asscheeks that her turds would say "how do you do sir" to my dickhole

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    She's a happy meal away from being obese...

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    So fukkin fine!!

    I would bury my dikk so deep in that ass that whoever could pull it out would be declared King Arthur.
    Jesus. You are an ANIMAL, Opie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    So fukkin fine!!

    I would bury my dikk so deep in that ass that whoever could pull it out would be declared King Arthur.
    that's hot

    I guess you aren't looking for any women to try to grab your dikk and pull it out

    only men/kings

    I'll try anything once or thirteen times

    i'm your huckleberry

    PM me a pic of your kok

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    Who is that loser pepe with her?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    that's hot

    I guess you aren't looking for any women to try to grab your dikk and pull it out

    only men/kings

    I'll try anything once or thirteen times

    i'm your huckleberry

    PM me a pic of your kok
    PM sent

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    Archie i have the pork sword thing going too but more like the one that holds a BLT together

    PM also sent

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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    Archie i have the pork sword thing going too but more like the one that holds a BLT together

    PM also sent

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    pass...she's an emotional wreck

    here whole family is weird...starting with a flaming Dad



    and ending with her little sis who's had 20 plastic surgeries


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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Is king Mayan still dating her?
    Mayan is a lot shorter than that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JMobile View Post
    Mayan is a lot shorter than that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    I'm all over that like white on rice, Diggity.

    I would do things to her body that would make Auto Donk blush.
    first off, that's not possible....

    second, looks like her have been reinflated....

    third, yes, she'd still get it.... hard.... and in the ass

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    first off, that's not possible....

    second, looks like her have been reinflated....

    third, yes, she'd still get it.... hard.... and in the ass
    Would you come in her butt?

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