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    Top 5 Weirdest Posters at SBR

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    2. Auto Donk

    3. Tony_Come

    4. Smoke

    5. Sunshine90

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    We are all weird and outcasts guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    We are all weird and outcasts guy
    real shit
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    stop

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    Let's make a sorter list & name the normal guys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    We are all weird and outcasts guy
    real shit
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    Weeder what do you mean by weird?

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    to include me on the list, he obviously defines weird as "someone the opposite of Seeweed; someone who actually gets laid without having to post phony computer-generated instant messages as evidence of what a poon hound he is; someone who posts photos of himself without wearing a black hood to conceal his lizard eyes and huge beak; someone who doesn't pose at least three inane questions to the forum each day, etc etc etc."

    for example, this is seeweed's evidence of him getting laid; here's what weeder posted to show he's got game (anyone can get this message within seconds of loggin' in to most any porn site):


    here's what The Donk posted to show himself closing the deal:


    Last edited by Auto Donk; 03-10-16 at 09:25 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Weeder what do you mean by weird?
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    and my post got nominated BEFORE I added the photographic evidence of weeder the loser vs. Donk the Closer.....
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    Donk is a funny fukker. Want on list !!!

    will settle or be happy to be included in top 100...

    antibet might be douche, so I could be wrong !!

    i am douche sometimes... want on list !
    Last edited by PittsburghPlayer; 03-10-16 at 09:21 AM.

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    Donker, nice ass!

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    Sarunas not on list = fail

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    weeder in action:

    Name:  Seeweed ChatMessage.png
Views: 241
Size:  71.0 KB
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 03-10-16 at 09:35 AM.

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    next Bash, let's see this matchup:



    VS.




    after it's over, I'll fashion myself a new pair of cowboy boots out of his reptilian skin;

    and mount his beak over the mantel of my fireplace......
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 03-10-16 at 09:53 AM.

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    LOL i would destroy Donk

    Guy is a twig

    No class posting naked photos

    No respect

    Failed lawyer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    LOL i would destroy Donk

    Guy is a twig

    No class posting naked photos

    No respect

    Failed lawyer
    Nice ass though.

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    at least I didn't post this shit......



    and what's up with those f'n eyes.....?

    \

    a pose from Lizard Man's closest inter-species relative, showing similar pose/shot from same angle:

    Last edited by Auto Donk; 03-10-16 at 11:20 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    at least I didn't post this shit......



    and what's up with those f'n eyes.....?

    \

    a pose from Lizard Man's closest inter-species relative, showing similar pose/shot from same angle:

    I'm naturally fierce

    My eyes once starred down a tiger

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    Solving the Mystery of SeeWeed.....

    after much careful study and analysis; including gathering input from some of the most well-respected herpetologists in the world, we have solved the "mystery of seeweed".....

    setting aside the obvious irony and double entendre of the experts needed to determine wtf weeder actually is being called something that starts with the term "herpe", we have now gathered a consensus as to wtf was really hiding behind that hooded black mask......




    most tellingly, look at the size of the dangerous beaks.....

    and those weird shaped pupils are a definite give away........

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    Donker in rare form

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    Donk can answer this question from the ethics portion of the Bar. "A client has inadvertently paid you $300 too much! Yes or no, Do you tell your partners?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I'm naturally fierce

    My eyes once starred down a tiger
    as usual, weeder full of shit.....

    we obtained the video of young weeder allegedly "staring down a tiger".....

    here's how it really went down (young weeder is the annoying punkass kid in the orange shirt):



    definitely recognize him as he cries out "MOMMY CAN WE GO NOW?!?!?!?"

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    Years, later, weeder traveled the world, hoping to avenge the utter embarrassment, ridicule, teasing and bullying he suffered as a kid after he ran like a little a bitch from a lame tiger behind glass.....

    ultimately, he found himself in India, where after downing 3/4 of a beer, he found himself drunk and full of false courage at the New Dehli Zoo..... He jumped into the tiger pit, but like Ron Burgandy after jumping into the grizzly exhibit at the Whale's Vagina Zoo, he immediately regretted his decision...

    Weeder can be seen, after first pleading with the tiger to spare his life, trying to convince the tiger -- through some sort of downward fanning motion -- to roll over and let weeder blow him in return for not mauling weeder to death.....

    the tiger seems to consider the offer, but after assessing weeder's lack of attractiveness, decides to go a different route..... so, without spoiling the outcome of the situation, I'll just roll the tape:

    Last edited by Auto Donk; 03-10-16 at 12:19 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PanamaBrad View Post
    Donk can answer this question from the ethics portion of the Bar. "A client has inadvertently paid you $300 too much! Yes or no, Do you tell your partners?"
    wow, that's a hard one.....

    and the reason I'm a solo practitioner......

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    seaweed absolutely buried

    don't blame him for abandoning the thread

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    Sunshine90 is no longer with us





    fukkin AutoDonk






















    that ass tho
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    What happened to Sunshine90???

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    Auto Donker taking things to a new level

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    Sunshine90 is no longer with us

    fukkin AutoDonk


    that ass tho


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    ....
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    god only knows what Autodonk has been attempting to post

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