1. 03-06-16 03:10 AM #1
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    Photo: Screwing Around On Backpage And I Came Across This...







    Not bad right?

    Basically her profile says she's 38. Busty. Lists her rates for a massage. Also includes her phone number...

    So... I'm curious right?

    I took the number and ran it through FB seeing if a profile would pull up... and it did....












    Um.... what went wrong here??!!?!?
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  2. 03-06-16 03:33 AM #2
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    Life lesson... never make your decisions based on boobs only
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  3. 03-06-16 07:32 AM #3
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  4. 03-06-16 09:26 AM #4
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    quite a quandary..... ordinarily in a situation like this, where her face will literally take the paint of your walls, I recommend doggy..... but since her (her only descent attribute) wouldn't be visible during doggystyle, the only hope is that you can convince her that you're a "mask freak" and want her to wear a paper bag over her head while pounding her missionary or with her on top......

    as she's a two-bagger, you'll have to convince her you wear one as well, with two small eye holes (to see the ), but which will enable you to quickly spin the bag on your head should hers happen to come off during the action......
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  5. 03-07-16 10:45 AM #5
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    You guys would agree that it's not the same girl... correct?

    Just trying to figure out why a younger girl... would make an ad as a 38 year old woman?
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  6. 03-07-16 12:01 PM #6
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    TMS with the due diligence. Good work sir, there may be only one way to get to the bottom of this. Perhaps you have yourself a mother daughter team, perhaps not.

    I would suggest meeting the "two of them" at a bar with Auto Donk in the background, ready to step up as a wing man if necessary. If, between the two girls, there happens to be a 5th, or even 6th breast, I'm sure Donk won't mind flying wingman.

    Good Luck.

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  7. 03-07-16 03:20 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    You guys would agree that it's not the same girl... correct?

    Just trying to figure out why a younger girl... would make an ad as a 38 year old woman?
    I'm bankin' on it not being the same girl...... either way, tell her to lay off gettin' hit with the ugly stick
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  8. 03-08-16 04:38 PM #8
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    who the fukk puts their phone number on facebook?
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  9. 03-08-16 04:40 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by dect6.0 View Post
    who the fukk puts their phone number on facebook?
    Wondering the same shyt lol
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  10. 04-07-18 03:08 AM #10
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    son of a bitch[

    IMG]https://techcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/backpage.jpg?w=730&crop=1[/IMG]
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  11. 04-07-18 03:55 AM #11
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  12. 04-07-18 09:16 AM #12
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    same woman.
    she plays around with a wig.
    can tell by freckles and the giveaway is the
    little star of david sock or bag in the pink bra pic.
    then the other pics she has ashkenazi facial features.
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  13. 04-07-18 09:42 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by dect6.0 View Post
    who the fukk puts their phone number on facebook?
    Nobody puts their number on Facebook but you can use a phone number to login and then favebook stores it and anyone can then cross reference it.
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  14. 04-07-18 11:19 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Diesel79 View Post
    Life lesson... never make your decisions based on boobs only
    NOW you tell me????
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  15. 04-07-18 12:11 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by VeggieDog View Post
    NOW you tell me????
    You didnt ask before.
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  16. 04-07-18 12:21 PM #16
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    TMS you still creepin on POF?
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  17. 04-07-18 01:20 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    quite a quandary..... ordinarily in a situation like this, where her face will literally take the paint of your walls, I recommend doggy..... but since her (her only descent attribute) wouldn't be visible during doggystyle, the only hope is that you can convince her that you're a "mask freak" and want her to wear a paper bag over her head while pounding her missionary or with her on top......

    as she's a two-bagger, you'll have to convince her you wear one as well, with two small eye holes (to see the ), but which will enable you to quickly spin the bag on your head should hers happen to come off during the action......
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  18. 04-07-18 01:24 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by THE_LOCKSMITH View Post
    TMS you still creepin on POF?
    he has shares in it, what do you think
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  19. 04-08-18 05:27 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by THE_LOCKSMITH View Post
    TMS you still creepin on POF?
    Here and there. If it was trash last year.... More trash this year. Hoping to find a gem... it ain't happening. lol
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  20. 04-10-18 08:24 AM #20
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    you're grammer is bad.... it's "these", not "this".....


    fukkin around on backpage and I came across "these" .... (only seen the first picture, those look tasty)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Diesel79 View Post
    Life lesson... never make your decisions based on boobs only
    totally disagree.... fuk the shit out of her and stare only at her , never look at her f'n face.....
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  22. 04-10-18 08:28 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    you're grammer is bad.... it's "these", not "this".....


    fukkin around on backpage and I came across "these" .... (only seen the first picture, those look tasty)
    These =

    This = It

    It looked like an It.
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  23. 04-10-18 11:24 PM #23
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