while perusing around in between rounds, feeling pretty good, lookin' forward to an afternoon of no-kids-around sexual debauchery, I happened to click on to some Charlie Sheen thread in PT, and guess who the fuk jumps out from around the corner?
I was ready.......
then this f'n thing popped out of the f'n shadows:
Fuk you, Bruce!!!!!
Now I'm as flaccid as those two triangle flapjacks attached to BobbyWave's chest that he calls "pecs"
the vision of that wrinkled turkey neck this ol man is sportin' is gonna require a triple-shot of viagra to overcome in and of itself....
You're some poor bitches dad, for chrissakes!!!! those two young dumb hos must be so proud of their daddy!!!!!
no wonder they're both snorting and popping and probably shooting up by now as many drugs as they can get their money grubbin' hands on from the wad of black rappers they're bangin'
ps, bruce, if that little capsule hanging from your necklace is an "emergency cyanide pill", please pop that thing already!!!