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    Bitch Done Killed My Vibe....

    while perusing around in between rounds, feeling pretty good, lookin' forward to an afternoon of no-kids-around sexual debauchery, I happened to click on to some Charlie Sheen thread in PT, and guess who the fuk jumps out from around the corner?

    I was ready.......

    then this f'n thing popped out of the f'n shadows:





    Fuk you, Bruce!!!!!

    Now I'm as flaccid as those two triangle flapjacks attached to BobbyWave's chest that he calls "pecs"

    the vision of that wrinkled turkey neck this ol man is sportin' is gonna require a triple-shot of viagra to overcome in and of itself....

    You're some poor bitches dad, for chrissakes!!!! those two young dumb hos must be so proud of their daddy!!!!!

    no wonder they're both snorting and popping and probably shooting up by now as many drugs as they can get their money grubbin' hands on from the wad of black rappers they're bangin'

    ps, bruce, if that little capsule hanging from your necklace is an "emergency cyanide pill", please pop that thing already!!!
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    I think now that Bruce Jenner got his implants, Arnie is secretly fukking him on the back of his Hummer


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    damn that sick fuk is lookin more and more like this bitch every day......

    at least it couldn't happen to a "nicer" guy than ol' dicksukin Bruce:


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    the ho in the photo above is universally considered to be the biggest plastic surgery disaster ever known.....

    (this is where this story get's good)

    I hate f'n bruce jenner -- that's probably not a secret to anyone here. His selfishness, his lying, his overall pussified antics..... all of it... Easy to hate..... A disaster.... (damn, i'm watching so much Republican politics I'm beginning to post how donald trump talks, in three - four word sentences, always overblown).....

    but, the current bad plastic surgery champ is going to be surpassed by ol brucy boi. How do I know this? Easy.... look at a before and after of the current reigning champ:




    she started off as pretty hot, and turned out like that, over a period of ten years or so.

    Old gayboy bruce is starting off as an ugly old man, and is already, in less than a year, breathing down the reigning champs neck.....

    the ultimate payback to bruce for fukking all the people in his life over is that his stupid f'n ass is going to think each surgery makes him look better, just like the current champ did..... (clearly, from that photo above with arnie, this stupid fukkin' sissy can't keep the plastic surgeon's knife away from his face, and is getting it carved up more and more frequently)....

    so, we all know the day is coming when brucyboi will be the most pathetic, fukked up lookin' person on the planet.... A fit outcome for such a sorry piece of shit!!!!!!

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