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    megamillionslose
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    Jared needs Subway desperately. Already +30 LBS!

    Jared may be gettin' REAL footlongs in prison but not the kind that he truly loved! http://gawker.com/jared-fogle-alread...son-1762436687

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    Auto Donk
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    more cushion for the pushin'

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    dam, hes getting bitchslapped in prison.

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    Guy was on ephedra the whole time. No way he lost that much weight with that much bread.

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    LordVodka
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    That prison food's been good to him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LordVodka View Post
    That prison food's been good to him.
    It's all that African sausage, too.

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    “Jared’s breakfast is usually Frosted Flakes with fruit or oatmeal with cake. He loves ‘cake day’ in the dining hall twice a week and he buys Honey Buns by the box, as well as other pastries, in the commissary on his weekly shopping day,” adds the insider. “He’s been known to eat an entire box of eight at one sitting!”
    wtf

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    R.P. McMurphy
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    Never would have guessed semen had so many carbs and trans fats? Oh well fukk him getting what he deserves hope that sausage is infested with other shit as well I'm sure it is.

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