1. 02-21-16 08:30 PM #36
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  2. 02-21-16 09:10 PM #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by packerd_00 View Post
    Dating and shagging them are two different things.
    Say that to her when your packing a 8" rod after you've banged her for the 3rd time str8 and make her laugh then get back to me...

    Under those circumstances ive found females have a remarkable propensity to confuse the two...
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  3. 02-21-16 09:12 PM #38
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  4. 02-21-16 09:31 PM #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Holy FUKK!!!

    WOOD PLOWWWWW!!!!
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  5. 02-21-16 10:28 PM #40
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    Ahhhh, if it's my friend DDD
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  7. 02-21-16 10:38 PM #42
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    3D what % of those pics are photoshopped??

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    They are attractive, I don't know if I need the huge cartoon sized breasts though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Bimbos I guess?

    I wouldn't mind tossing one at the middle girl myself.

    look like the typical bi-babes at just about every swinger party I ever attended...

    only thing missing from the photo are their coked up boyfriends sitting over on the couches unable to produce wood, and of course the photos taken thereafter of me railing all three of these bitches six ways from sunday as they eat each others pussies is what can best be described as an intense game of "viagra" charged sexual twister......

    Key Tip to those like me that are able to obtain those rare invites to house parties as a single male in the so called "Lifestyle":

    You can, and should, ALWAYS share your blow with the men at the party..... but never, EVER, share your viagra.... save that all for yourself (AT LEAST AT FIRST -- SEE BELOW***)

    those poor bastards with their cocaine-induced softons and shrinkage are too embarrassed to get naked and show how impotent and pathetically small they are under the circumstances.... Yet the blo has them feeling good and uninhibited, so they tell their babes "go ahead, you always wanted to do a hot guy while I watched.... tonight's the night".......

    boom!

    ps...

    ***another tip: after you've put on a show and tagged all of the babes you set out to tag; then reveal, on the down low, to one or two of the guys you among the various, always-present cliques at the party, that you have some viagra.... then sell the 100mg viagra tabs u paid only .99 cents a tab for online to these poor bastards who just had to watch you bang their babes for $30-40-even $50 bucks a tab, as they are now so desperate to re-prove themselves they'll pay pretty much whatever you ask......

    word will spread like wildfire and every dude at the party not smart enough to bring his own will buy at least two from you.... Two, you ask?

    When Donk tells you, "Hey, one will probably do it, but if youre doin' blow, you might want two just to make sure you counter effect the impact of the blow on your junk."

    Dumbass whose babe just got ****** by Donk: "Yah, I'll take two....."

    and yes, same analysis applies to "rollin' swingers", even more so, as mollies/X kill your junk much the same without V backup, and the lowered inhibitions/"i'm feelin' great effect" of both the babes (in wanting to fuk you) and their guys (in letting you fuk their babes) are even greater while they're rollin'
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    Quote Originally Posted by ACoochy View Post
    3D what % of those pics are photoshopped??

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    Cooch maybe closer to -1000
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  12. 02-22-16 10:30 AM #47
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    have any of you dumbasses ever felt a set of these oversized, stuffed to the brim giant f'n fake ????

    hard as f'n rawlings basketballs..... not soft, not maleable, just hard f'n bags of chemicals.....

    nothing like real whatsoever, particularly when jammed with as many cc's as the doc could pump into them without causing his pump to overheat and explode.....

    go for the real ones, DUMP THE BITCHES WITH THE HUGE FAKE ONES, and their overwhelming insecurities that prompted them to get such pathetically big fake in the first place, ON THE CURB......
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  13. 02-22-16 10:31 AM #48
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    Donker, on average how many viagras do you pop per week?
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    usually none.... partying like noted above is a very rare occurrence these days; so now I do a recreational viag only on nites when I know my wife is feeling very frisky..... add's about a extra inch of girth and length, and makes even the veins hard as steel; I can literally lift her off the ground using only it.....

    hint: you ever do that to any girl, she will "lover" you for life..... note I didn't say "love"

    try a V and start lifitng while doing doggy.... i can lift any babe up from doggy style postion -- so long as she's under 200lbs, presumably, never tried anything over 140-150lbs -- up off the mattress using kahk only.... chicks come immediately the first time they experience that phenonmenon

    generally causes them to sustain "gushing" effects and orgasms, as well..... so, be sure to put a plastic liner down under your sheets, or you may ruin a mattress or two.... I found this out the hard -- literally, pun intended -- way.... and expensive.....

    haha... also, can make you so hard you can have chicks punch it as hard as they can, all to no effect.... talk about having em line up at swinger's parties.... just seeing a huge crank they could hit as hards as hey wanted, knowing they could be riding it in short order, while rollin' their asses off on X........ haha.... life was good, and indeed it was "Good to be the Donk"!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Id get lost in this one.
    The rest id look away and be scared.
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    Here's a photo from one such night..... my date took the photo..... her and two of the three you see here indulged in DonkLand's Pride

    ps... notice the Donk's "flushed" face... the V had already kicked in...... and that's the reason the brunette sitting on it has the biggest smile on her face......
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  17. 02-22-16 11:28 AM #52
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    Donk before V that night



    Donk's harem..... my date is the one on the stairs....


    and of course, my date thinkin' bout what's in store for her after the club...... (molly aided effect):




    AS USUAL, "don't worry about choppin' any wood, Boys, The Donk's bringin' home a load (or two, or three, or four)"!!!
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  18. 02-22-16 11:45 AM #53
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    look like a cross between arnold schwartz and billy bob thornton
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    Here's another little shin dig with some swingers; including some porn star named jessica, I think.....

    she said I should most definitely be doing porn after a go-round with The Donk....

    my date is the one on the far right..... wound up gettin so hi that i found myself inside the one on my left in the hot tub around 4 am, thinkin' it was my date.... (that's pretty f'n high):
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  20. 02-22-16 12:36 PM #55
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    Donk you are a legend.
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    Donker banged Jessica Drake.

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    ah, you found her.... figured somebody would.....

    funny thing is, i didn't even know she was in porn til someone told me the next day
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    nice.... giant rock hard melons, hard plastic hips and silicon injected ass..... f'n cancer risk just being on the boat with her......

    I'm in!!!!!

    (fuk cancer.... you gotta die of something, ya know....)
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    Donk where can I get said viagra online? It's going to be snowy in south beach next month and might need a couple while attending these orgies if you catch my drift home slice
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    probably get banned if I tell you where on this forum.... canada over the phone is very easy from what I heard from a friend of a friend of a friend...... if I had your private email I could point you in the right direction....

    ps.... funny how much snow falls in beautiful Miami given its tropical/subtropical year round weather.....
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    ps.... for any of you wondering about Donk's physical stature, particularly one height-obsessed JJ Gold who wishes I was only 5'4-5'7 from the collective assertions he's made about my height.... Ms. Drake stands 5'8 when she's not in heels, which of course she was in the photo above......

    fig'd that'd be good enough for one Mr. Gold to reassess his obsession with getting his ass kicked by me, as well............ lol.... just bustin' your balls, JJ.......

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    way too many fish out there to be settling for plastic. Fake boobs are great if done right but most of the time too big and over the muscle. Once they get to that D size it is more just entertaining to play with than desirable.
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    This escalated quickly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    This escalated quickly.
    Hey Mo, everybody is running around like roiding maniacs now with raging hard-ons in their hands.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Hey Mo, everybody is running around like roiding maniacs now with raging hard-ons in their hands.
    +EV
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    Ex had fake to which I bought but still overrated.
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  35. 02-22-16 08:38 PM #70
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slipknot26 View Post
    Ex had fake to which I bought but still overrated.
    I'd prefer small - real
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    Big and fake
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