1. 02-19-16 10:43 AM #1
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    Does anyone here and know how to get rid of bruises on your thighs?

    So basically I have big bruises on my thighs because when I'm at the gym and then shoulder pressing 80 pounds and I rest the weights on my thighs before I lift it up
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  2. 02-19-16 12:16 PM #2
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    You need to find a Leprechaun, then ask him to lick the bruises whilst a purple polar bear watches.
    Thats what you need to do.
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  3. 02-19-16 04:59 PM #3
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    I've got news for you; those pink dumbbells aren't 80 lbs...
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  4. 02-19-16 05:03 PM #4
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    An old trick is to rub ham on the bruises
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  5. 02-19-16 05:14 PM #5
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    Were you raped Seaweed?
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  6. 02-19-16 05:42 PM #6
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    Bottomdad got a little rough with you?
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  7. 02-19-16 06:28 PM #7
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    if urea from human urine is left on a human bruise for longer than 1 hr, it will increase the healing time up to 25 fold

    so if something normally took 4 days to go away it would go away in like 6 hrs

    try it and let us know
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  8. 02-19-16 09:29 PM #8
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    Arnica
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  9. 02-19-16 11:31 PM #9
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    I tried rubbing coconut oil on it
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  10. 02-20-16 04:50 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I tried rubbing coconut oil on it
    At least your cawk got a workout.
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  11. 02-20-16 08:41 AM #11
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    Bottomdad is coming back for more
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  12. 02-20-16 11:29 AM #12
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    Weeder stop doing missionary position.

    Let the dude ravish your butthole in doggystyle. You won't get any more thigh bruises that way.
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  13. 02-20-16 12:13 PM #13
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    Apply cold to the area. A bag of frozen peas works well. Not much else you can do but wait it out and heal.
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  14. 02-20-16 10:35 PM #14
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    Thigh bruises are sexy roll with it.
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  15. 02-21-16 07:07 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    So basically I have big bruises on my thighs because when I'm at the gym and then shoulder pressing 80 pounds and I rest the weights on my thighs before I lift it up
    avoid missionary position with big burly homosexual bear "tops".....
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  16. 04-05-16 11:17 AM #16
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    Are they gone?
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  17. 04-05-16 11:44 AM #17
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    maybe you should stop doing this:

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  18. 04-05-16 12:31 PM #18
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  19. 04-05-16 12:34 PM #19
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    quit doing doggystyle like this:

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  21. 07-12-17 05:56 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    maybe you should stop doing this:

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  22. 07-12-17 06:05 PM #22
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    Only chicks get bruises on their thighs.
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  23. 07-12-17 09:16 PM #23
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    Would have responded about 45 minutes ago but could seriously not stop laughing
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  24. 07-12-17 11:58 PM #24
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    Seaweed I thought some time ago you said you would be posting less often since you were getting married. Did you ever get married? With all of your weird posts, I think you need a wife or a girlfriend.
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  25. 07-13-17 12:54 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by YellowCurious View Post
    Seaweed I thought some time ago you said you would be posting less often since you were getting married. Did you ever get married? With all of your weird posts, I think you need a wife or a girlfriend.
    Getting married soon

    Life is too short not to laugh and act goofy
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  26. 07-13-17 01:10 AM #26
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    Wazz up seaweed?
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  27. 07-13-17 07:42 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by cashin81 View Post
    You need to find a Leprechaun, then ask him to lick the bruises whilst a purple polar bear watches.
    Thats what you need to do.
    How did this not get nominated?
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  28. 07-15-17 07:05 PM #28
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    Clacking accident....
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  29. 07-16-17 08:47 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    So basically I have big bruises on my thighs because when I'm at the gym and then shoulder pressing 80 pounds and I rest the weights on my thighs before I lift it up
    Tell the Giant to stop pounding you so hard....shute
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  30. 07-17-17 01:17 AM #30
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    That is not nice konck.
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