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    This will get you a couple stars in Grand Theft Auto

    17 year agrees to buy a pair of Jordans from another guy on Craigslist. They meet and the 17 year old robs the seller at gunpoint. The seller drives away, but then decides to get revenge.


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    I don't feel bad for the guy who got ran over.

    Am I wrong?

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    Rob someone with a gun and get ran over justice is tasty 😂

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    Damn he didn't just hit him he went for the kill smh wonder if he died damn he going to jail forever over some jays dumbass

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    yeh he is done

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    Got weird there in the last half, especially at the end. Was the whole neighborhood beating down the robber, or what was that?

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    I like the dude in the town-car like vehicle.... just pulls over and blocks traffic

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    lucky rooster_eater has his arm-reattached too

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    Were the Jordan's damaged?

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    So whats the update?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    So whats the update?
    The 17 year old is going to have trouble tying his new shoes for awhile.

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    Anybody know what kind of Jordans they were?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Anybody know what kind of Jordans they were?


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