1. 02-13-16 06:52 PM #1
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    Reach back and grab some sack!!!!!!

    Dear Forum:

    Although your Valentine will eventually want to "amp things up a bit" after traditional passionate love making, making out during missionary, etc., etc., gets a tad bit boring, and will want to take you in her favorite position, (doggy style), DO NOT yell out the phrase above once you change to that position.

    Tonight/tomorrow night are the two times all year where the phrase is not acceptable.

    Okay, maybe after midnight during round 3. ; )

    Sincerely,

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  2. 02-13-16 07:36 PM #2
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    Thanks for the advice ms donk
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  3. 02-13-16 08:04 PM #3
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    While Ms. Donk is reapplying make up for our now revised-reservation time of 8:45 pm (7 fell to the wayside about 6:15 due to the inevitable result of her mid-day lingerie show); she had more sage Valentine's weekend advice.....

    As I was laffing about someone's comment about Alabama Hot Pockets in another thread, she said tell those guys "AHP's are definitely off limits this weekend, and EVERY WEEKEND!!!!"

    AD/MS. DONK

    HAVE FUN, I'M DONE HERE FOR THE NEXT 14-16 HRS.....
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  4. 02-15-16 10:17 AM #4
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